& The Big Bad Wolf: Looks like Red’s a no-show. Again.
Nicky: Wolf, we talked about this. Red’s on assignment.
Wolf: And I’m supposed to be at the DMV, but I showed up.
& Wolf: Nicky Flippers’ little superstar is far, far... far away. Far, far, far... far away. Far... far away.
Twitchy: Yeah, yeah, I get it!
Wolf: Just saying it’s quite a ways.
& Verushka the Witch: Comfypoo, Abigail?
Granny Puckett: Have we met before? Was it the ’60s? The ’60s are kind of a blur.
& Jimmy
Wolf: Really?
Twitchy: I knew it!
& Red Riding Hood: Never trust short people!
& The Giant: Boys, I seem to have landed on a singing goat.
& Gretel: We’re the kidnappers!
Hansel: Ja! You’ve been hoodwinked!
Gretel: Too! Ja, Hansel!
Hansel: Ja, Gretel!
Gretel: We’re evil! We’re... something else that rhymes with evil!
& The first little pig: Hey, Wolf! It’s the Three Little Pigs, man.
The second little pig: Remember us?
The third little pig: Yeah! We’re here to huff and puff and blow your house up!
& Twitchy: How did you make them so mad?
Wolf: It’s a long story. I’ll tell you later.
The first little pig: One wolf en fuego, coming up.
& Hansel: Who’s big and bad now, Wolfie?
Wolf: Actually, I’m more of a lover than a fighter.
& Twitchy: What’s that smell?
Wolf: Perhaps the children are nervous and need to release a little tension. That’s natural.
Twitchy: Man, that is strong.
Wolf: Wow. That actually smells like gingerbread. You kids feel dizzy? My tongue is getting all puffy and I see rainbows. Is that normal?
& Hansel: I feel the power! All powerful! I have the strength of a thousand small boys! You’ll have to be excusing. We have a world to dominate.
Gretel: Ja, no time for the dilly-dally.
& Granny: Giant superpowered German kids... Did not see that coming.
& Wolf: I thought you said we’d be OK!
Granny: I exaggerated!
Wolf: My life just flashed before my eyes. It’s weird, flashback really does add ten pounds.
& Agent HEA: You have the right to remain silent. You have the right to a treadmill. If you do not have a treadmill, one will be provided for you. You have the right to broccoli.
Hansel: Not broccoli!
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