My Name Is Earl 2x12

Our 'Cops' Is On!

Season 2, Episode 12

& Randy: Bad boys, bad boys, what'cha it gonna be?



& Cop: What the hell is going on here?
    Earl: There's a big misunderstanding, Officer. Uh, uh, these batteries are "buy one, get one free." We're not stealing. We're just taking the free ones out to the car, and coming back to buy the "buy ones," I swear.


& It's not what you think.

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& Earl: Man, I feel alive. Whoo! Kick ass! I'm so [Beep-Beep]. Me and my wife are havin' a domestic squabble. I guess she's got the right to be mad. I screw up a lot. But one day, I'm gonna get my life together. But not today, 'cause today I'm driving a stolen cop car.


& Earl: How you doin' back there, Kevin? You scared?
    Kevin, cameraman: A little.
    Earl: That's good. I like that. You got any kids, Kevin?
    Kevin: Three.
    Earl: They all the same color?
    Kevin: Yes.
    Earl: Not mine. You know what's wild? The white one's the better athlete, and the black one's a little genius. Sure taught me a lesson.


& Earl: Y'all don't quit pickin' on me, I swear I'm gonna go Ruby Ridge.
    Joy: Earl. What the hell are you doin'?
    Earl: You said you wanted a date night, didn't you? Well, your chariot awaits.
    Joy: You stole me a police car?
    Earl: Yep. There's a hostage in the back too. If you say somethin' scary, he'll show you pictures of his kids. They're cute.
    Joy: I love you so much, baby. I am gonna... [Bleeps] your... [Bleeping] with my sweet, sweet, sweet love... [Bleeping]
    Earl: Shh. You had me at "balls."


-- Dict:
domestic — семейный; домашний; бытовой
squabble — перебранка, перепалка, ссора, спор из-за пустяков


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