My Name Is Earl 2x22

Get a Real Job

Season 2, Episode 22

& Reggie (dockers commander): Trucks come in and out of here all day long. Truck comes in, you unload it. Truck goes out, you load it. Next truck comes in, you unload it. Next truck...
    Randy: Wait a second. Go back to that first truck.


& Earl: Having a job isn't the most glamorous way to spend your day, but it felt good being a part of the workforce. Me and Randy were real 9:00-to-5:00-ers.
    Randy: Hey, Earl, someone said Wednesday is hump* day. I haven't seen any ladies here, so I'll watch your back and you watch mine.


& Reggie 2 Earl: Hey, rookie*! Anyone ever teach you the right way to use a broom? You take the handle, put it at a 45-degree angle, lean it against the wall, and sit your ass down and eat some lunch.

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& Joy: Close your eyes. See, if I go away to prison, you're gonna want some companionship, plus, I don't want you to go cheatin', so... Open up.
    Darnell (looks @ blondy-doll): Oh, my God!
    Joy: Found one that looks just like me. She takes two triple-A batteries, and you can get em' out of Dodge's Lite Brite. Check that out. She's even got that new car smell. I know how you like that.
    Darnell: I do like that smell, but I also like the smell of bacon, but I'm not going to fornicate* it.
    Joy: Oh, come on! Says right here if you soak her in a hot tub for ten minutes she feels even more lifelike. You can even pop her head off and nuke it in the microwave!


& Earl: There's no more customers. I blew it.
    Reggie: So you didn't make being a salesman your first try. There are greater tragedies in the world.
    Earl: But I wanted to do this. I wanted to prove to everybody...
    Reggie: Prove what?
    Earl: That I was somebody.
    Reggie: Oh, you are so full of crap! Look at you. You're six-feet something, a hundred and something, and you've got hardly a speck of sales ability and you hung in with some of the best junior college appliance salesmen Camden has to offer for two days. In this lifetime, you don't have to prove nothing to nobody except yourself.


--Dict:
hump — горб. Hump day = Wednesday. /Slang/ To engage in sexual intercourse.
rookie — новобранец; новичок
fornicate — блудить; вступать во внебрачную связь


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