My Name Is Earl 2x20

Two Balls, Two Strikes

Season 2, Episode 20

& Earl: Randy, what are you doing? Grandpa tied that tie for me, five years ago. You know I don't know how to tie it again.


& Earl: So, it's nothing that doctors can do?
    Little Chubby: Oh, I don't know. I've never been to a doctor. My dad always used to say... He said never trust a man, that wants to put his fingers in your butt.
    Earl: Yeah, well, you can't argue with that logic.
    Little Chubby: Yeah, but on the other hand, if dad was so smart, why would he have a giant hole in his head, where vodka should be?


& Doctor: Mister Chubby. You 've got an obdurate testicular hematoma.
    Little Chubby: You know any of those words?
    Doctor: He took the jingle out of your bells, son, you're not making testosterone. That explains your low sex drive.
    Earl: And why you rented Memoirs of a Geisha, the other night..
    Little Chubby: Man that was the worst kungfu movie ever.

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& Earl: Oh, man, that was a weird dream. I was being hung up in the back of a... Oh, my God!
    Little Chubby: Hey, pally, how they hanging?
    Earl: What are you doing?
    Little Chubby: A little thing called payback. You may know it as a great Mel Gibson movie, but it's also a synonym for revenge.
    Earl: Are you crazy?
    Little Chubby: No, you explode my marble pouch and I explode yours.


& Earl: As crazy as it all was, it also kind of made me realize something. Sometimes happiness is about giving up something precious to get something better. And it made me wonder: would I do the same? What would I sacrifice to be loved? Not my balls, sure.


--Dict:
obdurate — упрямый; закоснелый
jingle — звон
pouch — мешочек


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