House M.D. 4x12

Don't Ever Change

Season 4, Episode 12

* House: Cross-species mating. I feel like Darwin in the Galapagos.
   Wilson: Amber and I have a lot in common.
   House: She's a Cutthroat Bitch, you cry over Dark Victory.


* House: Check her innards for bad cells and her home for bad karma.


* House: People don't change. They might want to, might even need to, but...


* House: People don't change. For example, I'm going to keep repeating, "People don't change."
   Cuddy: So, alcoholics that successfully go through treatment don't exist.
   House: They're still alcoholics. If they never take another drink as long as they live, it's only because they didn't live long enough.
   Cuddy: If you're dissatisfied with your life, changing it is a symptom of mental health. I get why that concept is strange to you.


* House 2 Wilson: Wait a second. This isn't just about the sex. You like her personality. You like that she's conniving. You like that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves...
   Oh, my God. You're sleeping with me.


* Taub: ... You'd find someone else.
   Patient's husband: There isn't someone else. How long have you been married?
   Taub: Twelve years.
   Patient's husband: And is she the one?
   Taub: We wouldn't still be together if she weren't. I love her as much now as the day...
   Patient's husband: Well, you should love her more. The more you know someone, the more you should love them.


* House: I need you to sleep with Wilson.
   Cuddy: Good morning.

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* Kutner: I saw Amber drop off Wilson this morning.
   House: Yes. The male always drives the female.
   Taub: She kiss him or he kiss her?
   Kutner: I missed it. The lab tech with the tongue stud also pulled up.


* Cuddy: Are you sure she doesn't wanna just take you back to her lair, hang you upside down, and deposit her eggs in you?
   Wilson: Excellent disguise, House.
   Cuddy: You two are really that serious?
   Wilson: She's pretty. She's funny. Maybe she's a little more...
   Cuddy: Evil?
   Wilson: Aggressive than you'd expect from me. But I'm happy. Can't I just enjoy what that feels like for a while?
   Cuddy: How many people have looked at you trustingly while you gave them a fatal prognosis, but you knew it was kinder to tell them the truth? Amber compulsively looks out for number one. You compulsively look out for the person that you're with. Your needs are gonna feed her needs until all that's left is a Wilson chalk outline on the floor. Sorry.
   Wilson: Wow!


* Chase 2 House: You want more time? Joshua got God to make the sun stand still. No reason God can't speed it up. And, by "god," I of course mean you.
House: Told you we needed you.


* Amber: Why do you have to believe I have an ulterior motive?
   House: For the same reason I believe that crack whores can have sex for crack.


* House: Shabbat shalom, Wilson.
   Wilson: Shabbat shalom, House.



--- Словарик:
innards — внутренние органы человека
stud — украшать гвоздями
conniving — потворствовать, попустительствовать
disguise — маскировка; изменение внешнего вида
compulsively — непреодолимый; навязчивый; маниакальный
ulterior — скрытый; невыраженный; неясный, невидный



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