The Big Bang Theory 3x05

The Creepy Candy Coating Corollary

Season 3, Episode 5

* Penny: Sheldon, that is incredible.
   Sheldon: From your vantage point, it certainly must seem so.
   Leonard: Sheldon has kind of a photographic memory.
   Sheldon: "Photographic" is a misnomer. I have an eidetic memory, as I've told you many times. Most recently last year during lunch on the afternoon of may seventh. You had turkey and complained it was dry.


* Leonard: Still can't believe she's going out with me.
   Howard: Nobody can.


* Penny: Wow, you really are a genius.
   Leonard: Not really. I googled how to do that.


* Penny: ... And you thought a good time to bring this up be right after sex.
   Leonard: And during, I was trying to remember what I read on google, so...

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* Howard: You have to get Penny to fix me up.
Leonard: It's not that simple. What am I supposed to say? "Penny, do you have any friends you'd like to never hear from again?"
   Howard: Come on, I'm smart, I have good job and I have only three percent body fat.
   Raj: It's true. I've seen him at the beach. He's like a human chicken wing.


* Raj: Hey, Sheldon, guess what I heard today?
   Sheldon: I'd imagine you heard any number of things today. When you arrived at work you undoubtedly heard, "hello, Raj." "How are you, Raj?" Given that you're wearing a new sweater-vest, you may have heard "new sweater-vest?". And possibly, though far less likely, "nice sweater-vest."
   Raj: Why don't I just tell you what i heard today.
   Sheldon: That would probably save us some time.


* Howard: What are you studying?
   Bernadette: Microbiology.
   Howard: Oh, cool. So you could study me.
   Bernadette: I don't understand.
   Howard: Microbiology is the study of tiny living things.
   Bernadette: I know, I'm studying it.
   Howard: And I said you could study me 'cause I'm a tiny living thing. It's a joke.
   Bernadette: Are you sure?


* Howard: How about computers? Do you like computers?
   Bernadette: I use them. I don't like them.
   Howard: Okay... Puppies? Where do you stand on puppies?
   Bernadette: A puppy once bit my face.
   Howard: Of course it did.


* Howard: My mother made me wear rubber gloves to kindergarten so I wouldn't pick up a disease from the other children.
   Bernadette: That's nothing. I couldn't ride a bicycle 'cause my mother was afraid I'd hit a bump and lose my virginity.
   Howard: Oh, wow. You didn't, did you?
   Bernadette: Not on a bicycle. In a Camry.
   Howard: Oh! Corolla!


* Wil Wheaton about Sheldon: Did that guy just say "revenge is a dish best served cold" in Klingon?
   Stuart: I believe so.
   Wil Wheaton: What is wrong with him?
   Stuart: Everyone has a different theory.


--- Словарик:
Creepy — вызывающий мурашки, гадливость; бросающий в дрожь; противный
Coating — слой
Corollary — следствие, результат, итог
misnomer — неправильное употребление имени, названия или термина


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