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12 дек. 2012 г.

Misfits 4×7

& Abby: You’re responsible for her. If she fucks up, you fuck up, and I’ll fuck you up all the way to fuck.
Finn: How is that fair?!

& Finn: What are you doing? You heard what he said, he’s going to fuck me up all the way to fuck. And... I don’t even know what that means, but it’s not good.

& Rudy: Oh, hello! Do I detect the gentle flush of the female orgasm?

& Jess: Are you on community service?
Abby: No. Just pretending.

& Finn: Anyone fancy a drink?
Abby: I’m in... Just need a shit. I’ll meet you down there.
Finn: OK. Enjoy your shit.

& Tara: I can’t handle this... How am I supposed to have a baby? I thought I could do it, but I can’t.
Abby: Oh, it’s a design fault. Why don’t they give us bigger vaginae? How are you meant to get something so big out of something so small?.. Apparently, they suck the life out of your tits, so, er, you can kiss them goodbye.

& Abby: So, guess what happened to me.
Finn: Oh, my God!
Abby: I know. It’s totally fucked. I went to the toilet and there was this girl and she had this power. Next thing, I’m pregnant, she’s not... All the times I shagged people and never got pregnant. I go for a quiet dump and then this happens.

& Jess: Please, talk to me more about your balls!

& Rudy: I’m gonna tell him.
Jess: Don’t you fucking dare!
Rudy: Quickly tell him. Dude?!
Jess: He’s got... He’s got a fanny.
Rudy: What?! He’s got a what?!
Jess: A vagina.
Rudy: What the fuck!
Jess: Someone stole it from him. They did a swap.
Rudy: Can’t believe it. Alex the barman. He’s got a mangina.

& Finn: What about the laptop?
Abby: Yes! Good — steal the laptop, find the address, sell it on. Just need a distraction...
Finn: I’ll take care of this. .......
Abby: Are you shitting yourself? Is that the distraction? Cos I’m not sure that’s gonna work.

& Abby: That’s your power? You can spill cups of tea?
Finn: No, it... It’s telekinesis. It’s not exclusive to tea.

& Finn: No of fence, but will you shut the fuck up about Nadine?
Rudy: What do you mean?
Finn: It’s all you’ve gone on about all day. Nadine, Nadine, Nadine...
Jess: It is fucking boring.
Rudy: Usually when I meet a girl, it’s... it’s all down here. It’s dick-based. ... The first time I want to see a girl for the second time and I... I don’t know where to find her, do I?

& Abby: I’m fuckin’ starving and I’m eating for two, so I’m gonna go and get a Kit Kat.

& Rudy: Shit, I don’t know how it works. It’s storm-related, innit? All I know is where once there was a penis, there is now merely a vagina.

& Abby: So... he hasn’t got a dick and you have, but Jess would still rather be with him...
Finn: Great. Thanks for ruining the moment.

& Greg: You. I need your full name.
Abby: What for?
Greg: You’re not on the system. And if you’re not on the system, then you don’t exist.

& Greg: I... will not... allow... anarchy and chaos to overtake my community center.

& Rudy: Why does she keep running off, then?
Finn: Because she’s a girl. That’s what they do. They string you along like a little puppy and then, when you think you’ve got a chance, they end up with... some guy who works in a bar who doesn’t even have a dick.
Abby: Maybe she’s some sexy psycho werewolf who doesn’t want you finding out.

& Rudy: Shit, I’m in love with a fucking nun...

& Greg: This is a song very close to my heart. I hope you’ll like it, too...

♪ I’ll protect you from the hooded claw. ♪
♪ Keep the vampires from your door. ♪
♪ I-I-I-I ♪
♪ Feels like fire ♪
♪ I’m so in love with you ♪
♪ Dreams are like angels ♪
♪ They keep bad at bay, bad at bay ♪
♪ Love is the light ♪
♪ Scaring darkness away ♪
♪ I’m so in love with you ♪
♪ Purge the soul ♪
♪ Make love your goal ♪
♪ The power of love... ♪
/Frankie Goes To Hollywood — The Power Of Love/

& Rudy: Ladies and gentlemen. I’d like to dedicate this one to the most beautiful nun in all of the world...

♪ You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar ♪
♪ When I met you ♪
♪ I picked you out, I shook you up ♪
♪ I turned you around ♪
♪ Turned you into someone new... ♪
/Human League — Don’t you want me/

& Abby: You better fucking look after him. If he grows up to be a pimp, a child molester or a probation worker, I will kick your arse.

& Rudy: Oh, what?! Alex gets his dick back, Mum gets her baby back. I don’t get my beautiful nun. How the frig is that fair?

& Abby: That’s the beauty of pretending to be on community service. You’re not actually on community service.

& Greg: Do you know what they do... to people who pretend to be on community service?

& Abby: Maybe it’s meant to be... I mean, it’s the first steps to finding out who I actually am. It’s all part of some big cosmic plan...
Jess: You just stepped in some dog shit.

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11 дек. 2012 г.

The Bourne Legacy

& Byer: I want to know about anybody who talked to anybody about anything at any time.

& Outcome #3: Are you going to pretend you don’t know I’m here?
Aaron: I was just trying to be polite.

& Aaron: Don’t you think that’s strange?
Outcome #3: The wolves?
Aaron: They don’t do that. They don’t track people.
Outcome #3: Yeah. Maybe they don’t think you’re human.

& Outcome #3: How do you know that I’m not evaluating you?
Aaron: I don’t know. Are you?
Outcome #3: Maybe I don’t care.
Aaron: Do you ever not care?

& Byer: Do you know what a sin-eater is?.. That’s what we are. We are the sin-eaters. It means that we take the moral excrement we find in this equation and we bury it down deep inside of us, so that the rest of our case can stay pure. That is the job. We are morally indefensible, and absolutely necessary.

& Marta: Is that your name? James?
Aaron: No. What?! You don’t know my name? What do you call me? What do you put on my blood work?
Marta: ... Five.

& Aaron: You can’t be that naive. There’s no way you’re that naive!

& Aaron: Who tells you that this is okay?
Marta: No one... I do...
Aaron: Who says it’s okay?
Marta: I do research. I design, I survey. I don’t administer meds. I don’t make policy!
Aaron: No. You just load the gun.

& Marta: I told you, it’s on the other side of the planet.
Aaron: Well, guess where we’re going?

& Marta: I’ve never been here at night. I don’t know the rules.
Aaron: There are no rules, okay? We belong here. Come on.

& Turso: This went from something I don’t know about to something on the drawing board, and now you’re telling me it’s up and running?
Byer: It’s up and running. Consider yourself informed. Are you comfortable?

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10 дек. 2012 г.

The Fish Guts Displacement

The Big Bang Theory 6×10

& Raj: Can we change the subject? Spiders give me the jeebie-jeebies.
Howard: It’s... “heebie-jeebies.”
Raj: I know, but that sounds anti-Semitic.

& Amy: I think I’m too sick to go to the funeral.
Sheldon: You’re sick?.. You poor kid. Well, see ya.
Amy: Sheldon, aren’t you gonna take care of me?
Sheldon: Me?! No. No, I’m not that kind of doctor.

& Sheldon: Amy. Amy. Amy. I made a commitment in writing to comfort you in times like this. Additionally, you are my girlfriend, and I care about your well-being.

& Howard: ..... So, how have you been?
Mr. Rostenkowski: Fine.
Howard: Good. Fine is good. ..... How you liking retirement?

& Sheldon: 102.2... Exactly what it was half an hour ago. It’s like you’re not even trying to get better.

& Sheldon: How can you sleep? I’m not done making you feel better. I still have to put a cold rag on your head, sing to you and apply VapoRub to your chest.
Amy: Y-You want to rub something on my chest?!
Sheldon: Yes. All over it.
Amy: Maybe we should start with that.
Sheldon: Now you’re being a responsible patient.

& Sheldon: Now, you may notice some tingling.
Amy: Oooh, I’m counting on it.

& Leonard: I’m no expert... but I think the hook has to go through the worm.

& Sheldon: Uh, I’m going to draw you a soothing bath. Where’s your bath thermometer?
Amy: I don’t have a bath thermometer.
Sheldon: Fine. Then I’m going to draw you a nerve-wracking bath of indeterminate temperature.

& Amy: See the stuff in my nose?.. Rubber cement.
Bernadette: I don’t mean to be judgy... but this is the kind of thing lunatics do.
Amy: All right... I’ll tell him.
Sheldon: Amy, would you be strong enough to bathe yourself, or do you need my help?
Amy: ... I’ll tell him tomorrow. Mama needs a bath.

& Leonard: My dad was an anthropologist. The only father-son time he spent was with a 2,000-year-old skeleton of an Etruscan boy. I hated that kid.
Raj: Mine just took me to his gynecology office. I got so bored, I’d put vaginal lubricant on the bottom of my shoes and pretend I was ice-skating.
Howard: Yeah, well, my quality father-son time was spending my adolescence looking out the window waiting for my dad to come back someday...
Raj: Yeah, okay, Howard wins.

& Sheldon: You know, it’s a tad old-school, but my father was not one to spare the rod when my brother would sneak into his truck and drink his driving whiskey.
Amy: Are you saying you want to spank me?
Sheldon: I don’t want to. But it looks like you left me no choice.
Amy: That’s true... I’ve been a very bad girl.

& Howard: Really? Your wife makes you do stuff? You’re a big, scary cop.
Mr. Rostenkowski: You’re an astronaut, and your wife makes you do things, and she’s only four feet tall.

& Mr. Rostenkowski: There’s an Indian casino near Palm Springs. You know how to shoot craps?
Howard: No, but I’m not a stranger to dice games. I was the Temple Beth-El Hebrew School Yahtzee champion.
Mr. Rostenkowski: Mazel tov.

& Howard: Thank you, sir.
Mr. Rostenkowski: Call me Mike.
Howard: Okay... Oh, boy, we’re just married to a couple of ballbusters, huh, Mike?
Mr. Rostenkowski: That’s my wife and daughter you’re talking about.
Howard: Great couple of gals!
Mr. Rostenkowski: I wouldn’t go that far.

& Sheldon: Are you prepared to receive your punishment?
Amy: ... One second. I want to put on some music.
Sheldon: Why?
Amy: I don’t want to disturb the people next door while you discipline me.

& Sheldon: Very well, then. Get over my knee. Let’s begin...
Amy: Oh, my!
Sheldon: Excuse me. You’re not supposed to be enjoying this.
Amy: Then maybe you should spank me harder...
Sheldon: Maybe I will.
Amy: Oooh!

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The Motherfucker with a Turban

Homeland 2×11

& Quinn: How did you get away?
Carrie: I-I escaped.
Quinn: How?
Carrie: I... was lucky.

& Investigator: Is your name Saul Berenson?
Saul: Yes.
Investigator: Are you sometimes called “The Bear”?
Saul: Fuckin’ hope not... No.

& Dana: What are we even doing here?!
Brody: We’re only here a while longer.
Dana: Why are you even here?! Why do you not just go live with that crazy woman and leave us alone?!

& Carrie: Roya, what he does, which is kill innocent people... it’s justified by a future which... for the life of me I can’t believe you actually want.
Roya: How could you know what I want?

& Quinn: Nothing’s gonna happen without you, I promise.

& Estes: Thanks for getting this done so quickly.
Investigator: My pleasure.
Estes: How’d it go?
Investigator: It’s all there, everything you wanted. I quizzed him on the main topics we discussed. The illegal surveillance of Sergeant Brody, the death of Aileen Morgan, general insubordination... Plus a couple of detours I found along the way.

& Saul: We have a deal with him.
Estes: We don’t make deals with terrorists, and if he’s confused about that, or you are, that’s not my problem. What is my problem is the way you continually undermine me.

& Estes: I want you gone. What the official story is, that’s up to you, but I will use this to tie you up in hearing after hearing for the rest of your natural life if I have to.

& Brody: I was fucked up when I left for Iraq... We all were.

& Jessica: Carrie knows, right?.. She knows everything about you. She accepts it. ..... You must love her a lot.

& Brody: It was you or Walden, Carrie... It wasn’t even close.

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Σ Quinn, huh?

God of Chaos

Hell on Wheels 1×10

& Lily: I’m afraid I’m not much of a carpenter.
Cullen: No, ma’am, you ain’t.
Lily: Could you possibly help me? That is, if you’re not busy killing anyone.
Cullen: Well, sure as heck can’t do any worse.

& Lily: Whatever happened to your wife and son, please don’t let it kill the man they loved.
Cullen: ..... Sorry, Mrs. Bell. It’s too late for that.

& Lily: I’ll consider it... On one condition.
’Doc’: Why is nothing ever elemental with you?
Lily: I want to be a part of it.
’Doc’: Part of what?
Lily: The building of this road. I want to see it through to the end. Do we have a deal?

& Reverend Cole: Well, there’s a God. That I have no doubt. Um... But there’s a... There’s a devil, too. And you know... You know what that old... That old devil did?.. Well, that devil, he, uh, he cut off God’s arms. And he hacked off God’s legs. And he gouged out his eyes. Ripped out his tongue and left him lying there in a bloody heap on the floor. But he left God’s ears so he could hear us down here when we’re wailing and thrashing and praying for his help. But, Brother... There ain’t a damn thing God can do to help us.
Cullen: What are you saying, preacher?
Reverend Cole: Just choose hate. It’s so much easier. Brother!.. Choose hate.

& Psalms: You’re supposed to be our leader. Thinking you’re looking out for us. Turns out you’re just looking out for your own damn self.
Elam: Ain’t nobody else going to do it. I ain’t your master. You need to look out for your own self, huh?

& Cullen: Why do you even care?
Elam: You told me something once. It was the only thing that ever set me free.
Cullen: Yeah. What’s that?
Elam: You got to let go of the past.

& ’Doc’: Mr. Gunderson, have you ever had your heart ripped out by a woman?
Swede: I was married once, sir, but she ran off with a gypsy. My heart was not ripped out, but she did steal my cuckoo clock.
’Doc’: Well, my gypsy is Bohannan.
Swede: Ahh. Loki, yeah.
’Doc’: What?

& Swede: In the myths of my homeland there is a God that go by the name of Loki. This Loki’s the God of chaos. He causes nothing but trouble everywhere he go. No matter how hard the other gods try to catch him, the slippery little devil always manages to escape.

& ’Doc’: Imagine it... A journey that now takes 6 months would be cut to 7 days. 7 days. It boggles the mind. You will be able to spend Christmas in New York and...
Lily: New years in San Francisco.

This Train Is Bound For Glory

♪ This train, it’s bound for glory ♪
♪ this train ♪
♪ don’t give it nothing but the righteous and the holy ♪
♪ this train ♪
♪ it’s bound for glory ♪
♪ this train ♪
♪ and this train don’t carry no liars ♪
♪ the truth is what the lord desires ♪
♪ don’t give it nothing but the righteous and the holy ♪
♪ this train ♪
♪ it’s bound for glory ♪
♪ this train ♪
♪ and this train is bound for glory ♪
♪ this train ♪

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Σ Not really as for a season finale.

9 дек. 2012 г.

Sinister

& Ellison: Is it the writing?
Sheriff: More a matter of content. You don’t seem to care much for our profession.
Ellison: Not everyone in your profession gets it right.
Sheriff: I’ve read your books, neither do you.

& Ellison: Bad things happen to good people, and they ... still need to have their story told. They deserve that much.

& — So ultimately, what feels better? Seeing justice done... or seeing your book “Kentucky Blood” number one on the New York Times bestseller list?
Ellison: The justice. Without question. I’d rather cut my hands off than write a book for fame or money.

& Ellison: I don’t believe in any.. you know, stuff.
Deputy: By stuff, you mean... supernatural, metaphysical, paranormal, that type of stuff?.. Right, of course you don’t. You would have never moved into a crime scene if you did, so... Here we are, having this conversation.

& Tracy: Don’t try and pin this on me! I asked you! I asked you if we were living in that house!
Ellison: You asked me if we were living two houses down from a crime scene. I said, no.

& Don’t worry, daddy. I’ll make you famous again.
Ω Bazinga!
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Σ Scary with creepiness. There are places that you should not go in there in any case.

Timshel

Hell on Wheels 1×9

Mumford and Sons — Timshel

♪ Cold is the water ♪
♪ it freezes your already cold mind ♪
♪ already cold, cold mind ♪
♪ and death is at your doorstep ♪
♪ and it will steal your innocence ♪
♪ but it will not steal your substance ♪

♪ but you are not alone in this ♪
♪ and you are not alone in this ♪
♪ as brothers we will stand ♪
♪ and we’ll hold your hand ♪
♪ hold your hand ♪

♪ and you are the mother ♪
♪ the mother of your baby child ♪
♪ the one to whom you gave life ♪
♪ and you have your choices ♪
♪ and these are what make man great ♪
♪ his ladder to the stars ♪

♪ but I will tell the night ♪
♪ and whisper, “lose your sight” ♪
♪ but I can’t move the mountains ♪
♪ for you ♪

Ω That's the battle!

& Elam: How’s about you stay home tonight?
Eva: Whatcha mean?
Elam: I means... why not take a night off? Maybe take more than a night off.
Eva: Are you saying...
Elam: I want you to be mine. None other.

& Elam: Ask me to sit down.
Cullen: ...
Elam: Go on, ask me.
Cullen: ..... Have a seat.
Elam: Now... pour me a drink.
Cullen: Another glass! ... Your health.
Elam: ... Tastes like shit.

& The Swede: Ladies and gentlemen... Take your glasses in hand for a toast to the great Indian killers who have made our home a safe place to work and drink!
Cullen: Shut up! Listen up. I want y’all to get a good night’s sleep. Tomorrow, we hit that 40-mile marker, and I’m gonna work y’all like mongrel dogs. It’s gonna get built, gentlemen. And we’re just the bastards to build it.

& Cheyenne: Sometimes, it’s better not to fight, and other times... You must fight the ones you love.

& Black Moon: You were waiting for me?
Ruth: Every night.

& Reverend Cole: You feel that Joseph led you astray?
Lt. Griggs: He needs to be made accountable.

& ’Doc’: They’ll be coming to arrest you.
Cullen: You telling me all this ’cause you want me to run, Mr. Durant?
’Doc’: I’m giving you a chance to save yourself, Bohannon.

& Lt. Griggs: I’ll forgive him... Right after I kill him.

& Reverend Cole: We’re... we’re all held accountable... You know, one way or another.

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Сьюзен Коллинз — Сойка-пересмешница

Голодные игры — 3

“Я опускаю глаза и вижу, как на мои изношенные туфли тонким слоем ложится пепел. ...

& Есть дороги, которые нужно пройти в одиночку.

& – Все и так знают, что у меня есть шрам...
– Знать и видеть – не одно и то же.

& – Все еще злишься, – констатирует Гейл.
– А ты все еще считаешь себя правым, – отвечаю я.
– Что есть, то есть. И готов повторить то же самое снова. Или ты хочешь, чтобы я соврал?
– Нет. Хочу, чтобы ты как следует подумал и пришел к правильному выводу.

& Думай, как твоя жертва... и ты найдешь ее слабое место.

& На публике человек всегда становится храбрее.

& – Лучше не поддаваться слабости. Шагнуть в пропасть гораздо легче, чем из нее выкарабкаться.

& Победить страх труднее всего. Как раз его мы запоминаем особенно крепко – из чувства самосохранения.

& Мрамор впитывает тепло моих рук, оставаясь таким же холодным и неподатливым. Камень всегда побеждает человека.

& – В одном мой мозговед прав. Пути назад нет. Нужно жить дальше.

& Затем появляется сам президент; он сидит за столом, на фоне флага, в, петлице – белая роза. Видимо, в последнее время над ним еще раз поработали, ведь губы выглядят даже более пухлыми, чем обычно. И, кроме того, его стилисты явно перестарались, накладывая румяна.

& Мечта о мести может жить очень, очень долго – особенно если ее подпитывает каждый взгляд, брошенный в зеркало.

& Цвет совершенства – белый.

& Возможно, Пит прав: мы уничтожаем друг друга, чтобы наше место занял другой, более достойный вид. Ведь с существами, которые улаживают разногласия, жертвуя своими детьми, что-то явно не в порядке.

& – Готовишься к очередной войне?
– О нет. Сейчас тот самый замечательный период, когда все согласны, что недавние ужасы не должны повториться. Но обычно общественное согласие недолговечно. Мы – непостоянные, тупые твари со слабой памятью и талантом к самоуничтожению.

... Но есть игры гораздо хуже этой.”

Конец

И вспыхнет пламя (Голодные игры—2)

8 дек. 2012 г.

Resident Evil: Retribution

& Alice: We thought it was over... We thought we had survived the horror... But we were wrong.

& Ada Wong: My name is...
Alice: Ada Wong operative for the Umbrella Corporation. One of Wesker’s top agents. I know exactly who and what you are. Now the real question is... Why don’t I just cancel your contract right now?

& Red Queen: Project Alice. You’re all going to die down here!
Alice: I’ve heard that before.

& Alice: There’s a child here.
Rain: Your problem, not ours.

& Alice: You know how to use this?
Rain: I campaigned for gun control.

& Luther West: Sweet ride!
Alice: Well this is Moscow.

& Rain: I’m coming for you.
Alice: Good luck with that.

& Barry Burton: I’m kind of enjoying this.

& Wesker: You ARE the weapon.
Alice: I’m gonna kill you.
Wesker: Perhaps... But first you have work to do. This is the last that remain of us, of the human race. It seems we’re bonded against a common foe. This is why we needed you back... The ultimate weapon. This is humanity’s last stand, the beginning of the end.

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Derailed

Hell on Wheels 1×8

& ’Doc’: You were hanging a negro in the saloon?!
The Swede: Yeah, he was caught with a white woman.
’Doc’: A white woman?
The Swede: Yeah.
’Doc’: You mean one of the whores?
The Swede: Yes, sir.
’Doc’: You were going to hang a negro for screwing a whore?
The Swede: It seemed appropriate.
’Doc’: Those freed slaves work twice as hard for half the pay. Have they deserted us?
The Swede: Ay, only the one they was hangin’.

& Ruth: Pray with us, Father.
Reverend Cole: Pray?! God has abandoned this terrible place. Blood is God here. Just as it was in Kansas... and in Babylon in the old book. As it always was... And always will be.

& Cullen: You want revenge?
’Doc’: I want justice.
Cullen: Different words for the same thing.

& Lily: Mr. Bohannon... Has anyone ever told you what an insufferable ass you are?
Cullen: Yeah.

& Griggs: Will you just look at that?.. An Injun, a nigger, and a Greyback. We got ourselves a rainbow, boys.

& Cullen: We must’ve put down 500 Yankees that day. So. You want to call that a glorious victory... You go ahead.
Griggs: 500... A thousand... 10,000. It doesn’t matter. Hey! We won. And you lost.

& Elam: Listen to me. Sometimes you got to bite the tongue and just take it.

& Lily: In the dream he... His cold hands clutch at my ankles.
Eva: Don’t let him get you. He’s trying to drag you onto the path to the dead world.
Lily: It seems so real when it happens.
Eva: It is real. When a woman kills a brave... It invites big magic. specially a white woman.

& The Swede: He is not done killing, ya? Now, look at this. He’s looking for others among us. Look at these names.
’Doc’: Listen to me, half the men out there are killers. Half of them are accomplices. They are all afraid of Bohannon. He is an agent of progress, an asset to me in this endeavor, hmm? Whatever his motivations. Now, you will feed this fantasy of revenge into the stove. Tomorrow, God willing, we will resume work on my railroad.

& The Swede: Mr. Durant...
’Doc’: It’s a long walk through Indian territory to Sweden, Mr. Gundersen.
The Swede: Sweden?.. I am from Norway. I am Norwegian.

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days

& Greg: For me, summer vacation is basically a three-month guilt trip. Just because the weather’s nice, everyone expects you to be out all day frolicking. La, la, la, la, la But the truth is, I’ve always been more of an indoor person. To me, the perfect way to spend summer vacation is in front of the TV playing video games. Unfortunately, my dad’s idea of a perfect summer is the opposite of mine...

& Frank: Well, how about no video games and... no television for the rest of the summer? Does that make you laugh?
Greg: Dad, no!
Rodrick: I stopped laughing!
Frank: Ha! Guess who’s the laugher now? Me! I’m the laugher! I’m the laugh ingest laugher that ever laughed!

& Frank: I’m going to work on my battle diorama.
Susan: Frank! What are you doing?
Frank: General Lee isn’t going to paint himself.

& Frank: My office is offering a summer internship. And I signed you up for it!
Greg: What’s an internship?
Frank: Well... You’ll come to my office every day... but you’ll have your own responsibilities. It’s like a job.
Greg: Do I get paid?
Frank: No.
Greg: You got me a non-paying job?
Frank: We can be work buddies!

& Rodrick: Ugh! Why are you hugging me when Mom isn’t here to see it? Get off me!

& Greg: Okay, you told one lie. I can accept that. But this is getting out of control. I think you have a lying problem.
Rowley: I didn’t lie about coming to the club today! We didn’t even talk today.

& Frank: You know what my grandpa used to say? “A man who never made a mistake... never made anything.” The trick is... to be responsible and learn from your mistakes.

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7 дек. 2012 г.

The Dark Knight Rises

& CIA Op: Who are you?
Bane: It doesn’t matter who we are. What matters is our plan.

& Bane: Calm down, doctor. Now is not the time for fear. That comes later.

& Blake: Time to get some fresh air. Start paying attention to the details. Some of those details might need your help.

& Gordon: The Batman has to come back.
Wayne: What if he doesn’t exist anymore?
Gordon: He must.

& Selina: You think all this can last? There’s a storm coming, Mr. Wayne. You and your friends better batten down the hatches, because when it hits... you’re all gonna wonder how you ever thought you could live so large... and leave so little for the rest of us.
Wayne: You sound like you’re looking forward to it.
Selina: I’m adaptable.

& Wayne: What’s it called?
Fox: Oh, it has a long, uninteresting Wayne Enterprises designation. I just took to calling it the Bat. And, yes, Mr. Wayne, it does come in black.

& Alfred: The city needs Bruce Wayne. Your resources. Your knowledge. It doesn’t need your body, or your life. That time’s past.
Wayne: You’re afraid that if I go back out there, I’ll fail.
Alfred: No... I’m afraid that you want to.

& — This is a stock exchange. There’s no money you can steal!
Bane: Really? Then why are you people here?

& Batman: No guns. No killing.
Catwoman: Where’s the fun in that?

& Catwoman: My mother warned me about getting into cars with strange men.
Batman: This isn’t a car.

& Bane: Leave us.
Daggett: No! You stay here. I’m in charge.
Bane: Do you feel in charge?

& Daggett: You’re pure evil.
Bane: No... I’m necessary evil.

& Blake: When you started, why the mask?
Wayne: To protect the people closest to me.
Blake: But you were a loner, right? You didn’t have any family?
Wayne: There are always people you care about. You just don’t realize how much until they’re gone. The idea was to be a symbol. Batman could be anybody. That was the point.

& Blake: Sir, that could also be a coincidence...
Gordon: You’re a detective now, son. You’re not allowed to believe in coincidence anymore.

& Batman: Bane...
Bane: Let’s not stand on ceremony here... Mr. Wayne.

& Bane: Theatricality and deception, powerful agents to the uninitiated. But we are initiated, aren’t we, Bruce?

& Wayne: Why didn’t you just... kill me?
Bane: You don’t fear death, you welcome it. Your punishment must be more severe.
Wayne: Torture?
Bane: Yes. But not of your body. Of your soul.

& Bane: Let the games begin.

& Gordon: Gotham needed a hero.
Blake: Well, it needs it now more than ever, but you betrayed everything you stood for.
Gordon: There’s a point far out there when the structures fail you... when the rules aren’t weapons anymore... they’re shackles, letting the bad guy get ahead.

& Bane: We take Gotham from the corrupt! The rich! The oppressors of generations... who have kept you down with myths of opportunity. And we give it back to you... the people. Gotham is yours! None shall interfere. Do as you please. ... Step forward, those who would serve... for an army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests... and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure! Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed. Blood will be shed! The police will survive... as they learn to serve true justice. This great city... it will endure. Gotham will survive!

& Inmate: Why build yourself?
Wayne: I’m not meant to die in here.
Inmate: Here, there. What’s the difference?

& Catwoman: Never steal anything from someone you can’t outrun, kid.

& Catwoman: I’ll open that tunnel, then I’m gone.
Batman: There’s more to you than that.
Catwoman: Sorry to keep letting you down. Come with me. Save yourself.

& Catwoman: About the whole no-guns thing... I’m not sure I feel as strongly about it as you do.

& Catwoman: You could’ve gone anywhere, been anything. But you came back here.
Batman: So did you.
Catwoman: I guess we’re both suckers.

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6 дек. 2012 г.

Revelations

Hell on Wheels 1×7

& Lily: I had hoped to stay here with Robert forever, settle down on a ranch or a farm... Raise a family... Grow old and die together.
Cullen: The world don’t care much for our plans, Mrs. Bell.
Lily: Indeed it don’t, Mr. Bohannon.

& Toole: I don’t know whether you’re aware of it, but we Irish are the niggers of the British Empire.
Elam: That what this is about? You showin’ the world you ain’t at the bottom of the barrel no more?
Toole: You’re damn right it is.

& Toole: Any last words?
Elam: I’m going to kill your lily white ass.

& The Swede: Some respect for the dead, Mr. Bolan. In the end, when all is said and done, all we really own is our death. It is given us the moment we is born, and we carry that burden the best we can.

& The Swede: You created this mess, and you’ll clean it up or die trying.

& Cullen: And... you’re ready.
Elam: What do you mean, I’m ready? I can’t even hit the dang tree.
Cullen: Well, you’re just going to have to get in close, then.
Elam: How am I going to get up close without getting shot?
Cullen: Whoever you’re shooting at is going to be just as scared as you are. You take your time. Don’t lose your head. Count your rounds as you fire. If you’re calm, you’ll count their rounds, too. The trick is making sure the other man has to reload before you do.
Elam: And if I don’t?
Cullen: You’re dead. End of lesson.

& Bolan: Am I dying?
Cullen: Yeah.
Bolan: Uh... Will I... will I find peace where I’m bound?
Cullen: I don’t know if men like us ever find peace, Mr. Bolan... In this world or the next... But I hope so... I really do.

& Elam: My name is Elam Ferguson. You be sure to tell the Devil that when he asks who killed you.

& Crane: I lost everything.
’Doc’: You still have your senator’s salary...

& ’Doc’: Don’t worry, Jordan. You’re still of some use to me. Well... in the meantime, here’s a shiny new penny for you.

& ’Doc’: What I’m saying is if... If I had a woman like you by my side, then... no. If I had you by my side, Lily, there is nothing I... We couldn’t do together.

& Cullen: I don’t really know my Bible verses.
Elam: 23rd psalm.
Cullen: “The Lord is my Shepherd. I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down in the green pastures. He leadeth me beside the still waters. He restoreth my soul. He leadeth me in paths of righteousness for his name’s sake. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for thou art with me. Thy rod and thy staff, they comfort me. Surely, goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the house of the Lord forever.”

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Misfits 4×6

& Rudy: Light-coloured trousers... Honestly, that’s a basic schoolboy error, that is, mate.
Finn: What’s wrong with these?
Rudy: We’re about to enter a war zone. It’s going to get really messy. Honestly, man, it’s going to be the most insane house party you’ve ever been to in your shitty little life. Strangers are going to fuck strangers... Heads are going to get shaved... There’ll be puke, blood, sperm and piss.
Finn: Will there be a buffet?
Rudy: Yes, there’ll be a buffet. A buffet of drugs, alcohol and shagging.

& Finn: Why have you got a 2 on your head?
Jess: Why have you got a 1?

& Rudy: Oi! Shit, mate. Oi, check this out. Turns out I’ve been going round with a bloody big 99 on me head, which, strangely enough, is the exact amount of girls I’ve slept with, dude... I keep a list... I’ve got to keep a record. I just want to keep tabs on where he’s been. It’s like service history!
Finn: Can I just say...? Long-term relationship, so no shame in that.
Rudy: There’s a shame. There’s deep shame in that.
Alex: OK. Any idea why I’ve got the number 46 on my head?
Rudy: Yes, because you are a fucking Viking. Respect to the dark horse.

& Rudy: Start working on your friggin’ digits, mate.
Finn: That is a mark of honour. It shows I’m a good person.
Rudy: Do you know...? Here we go. All right, here’s a graph, right? And down the bottom, it says “niceness”, and down the side, it says “number of times I’ve ejaculated inside a real human woman,” right? And your friggin’ graph, dude, is doing this. Are you watching? Boom!

& Finn: I don’t care about numbers. It’s not about quantity. It’s about quality.

& Rudy: Oh, my God! Hm, hm, hm, hundred. One hundred.

& Rudy: It’s him! It’s Saunders, he’s here. What you doing in there?
Richard “The Colonel” Saunders: He’s coming for us. He’s out there! The white rabbit’s coming!

& Jess: 46?.. Must have been one hell of a weekend. You could fill a coach with all those. A fuck bus. It would be an awkward journey. Mine... we could all fit inside a small car, something like a Vauxhall Corsa. We’d have a seat left over.

& Finn: Maybe we should do a bit of bedroom mathematics... find out if two can go into one.
Jess: If I’m two and I’m going into one, that would mean that I’m penetrating you.

& Holly: Why’ve you got a 99 on your head?
Rudy: That’s how aroused I am out of 100. I’m going to let you know if you get down to final three. Yeah?

& Rudy: Right, that’s a freebie. Pudding is served.
Finn: I can’t. She... She’s wasted.
Rudy: Look, mate, there is no law against fucking a wasted girl. It’s a bloody loophole is what it is. Right, this is your loophole here.

& Rudy: Finlay!
Finn: Whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing?!
Rudy: We’ve got major problems, mate.
Finn: Can’t it wait?
Rudy: It can’t bleedin’ wait! I’ve had to wait for you to ejaculate. What more d’you want?

& Finn: What kind of rabbit?
Rudy: I don’t know what kind of fucking rabbit! They’re all the same.
Finn: Well, actually, they’re not. You’ve got the lop-eared, the American lop-eared, the French Angora...
Rudy: Just shut up. Shh, shh. Be quiet. It’s... It is a psycho rabbit and he’s wearing a suit and it’s got a golf club.
Finn: Did it have a silky coat?

& Rudy: Listen. You’re going to have to go down that way, we’ll go down this way.
Alex: Why do I have to go on my own?
Finn: Because you’re bigger than us.
Rudy: Yes, he is bigger.

& Abby: I’m Abby, by the way. So, are we all going to go on somewhere for a drink? Cos this rabbit-slaying’s thirsty work.

& Alex: It was a girl. A bloke. A transgender bloke. She wanted to be a man.

& Alex: So now you know... why we can’t be together.

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Σ As they say: ’Watching “Alice in the Wonderland” will never be the same.’

+ Abby’s nice. She could be a valuable addition to the party.

5 дек. 2012 г.

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

& Abe: ’History prefers legends to men. It prefers nobility to brutality. Soaring speeches to quiet deeds. History remembers the battle and forgets the blood. Whatever history remembers of me, if it remembers anything at all, it shall only be a fraction of the truth.’

& Nancy Lincoln: Until every man is free, we are all slaves.

& Barts: All right, Mr. Lincoln... There are other ways to collect a debt.

& Sturges: Power, Lincoln... real power, comes not from hate, but from truth.

& Sturges: Don’t forget... always have a contingency plan.

& Mary Todd: It’s called a dance. If we were meant to sit alone, they would have called it something else.

& Mary Todd: Mr. Lincoln, you are full of surprises.
Abe: Miss Todd, you have no idea.

& Abe: Miss Todd, you are a woman of ravishing resourcefulness.
Mary Todd: Mr. Lincoln, you have no idea.

& Abe: Mary, what if something was going on, something terrible, and you knew that there was no way on earth that one man could stop it? What would you do?
Mary Todd: Well, I wouldn’t back away from what’s right just because it’s hard. My father used to say, “Plant your feet and stand firm. The only question is where to put your feet.”

& Sturges: You can’t save the world, and the ones you love, Lincoln. You need to make a choice.

& Adam: Men have enslaved each other since they invented gods to forgive them for doing it. I have seen Jews build Egypt’s glory. Seen Christians thrown to lions with my own eyes. And I have seen Africans sell their own kind to Europeans. May I share one of the revelations of my 5,000 years? We’re all slaves to something. I, to eternity. You, to your convictions. Others, to the color of their skin...

& Adam: All I ask.... is for you to break your chains. Kill your master. Be free.

& Abe: Thank you, Henry. I suppose some vampires can be trusted.
Sturges: As can some men, Abraham.

& Sturges: Abraham, let me make you immortal. Let us fight through the ages, side by side.
Abe: Vampires are not the only things that live forever.

Linkin Park — Powerless

♪ I watched you fall apart and chased you to the end ♪
♪ I am left with emptiness that words cannot defend ♪
♪ You will never know what I became because of you ♪
♪ Ten thousand promises ♪
♪ Ten thousand ways to lose ♪
♪ And you held it all ♪
♪ And I was by your side ♪
♪ Powerless ♪
♪ Powerless ♪

& Sturges: A guy only gets that drunk when he wants to kiss a girl or kill a man. So, which is it?

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Σ Delirium. Although, with proper preparation... anashulick: ...Нет ничего хуже обманутых ожиданий.
Поэтому их лучше просто не ожидать, эти ожидания.
И тогда результат вполне может оказаться приемлемым.

Сьюзен Коллинз — И вспыхнет пламя

Голодные игры — 2

“Мои руки крепко сжимают флягу, хотя чай давно уже отдал свое тепло морозному воздуху. ...

& – Жду не дождусь, когда все будет позади.
– Понимаю. Но чтобы дождаться конца, нужно пройти начало и середину.

& Стало быть, карты брошены. Может, оно и к лучшему. Не люблю непонятных угроз. Всегда легче, если знаешь расклад.

& Вдруг накатывает волна облегчения... Самое громкое «нет» — лучше томления в неизвестности.

& Иногда хорошо лишний раз не задуматься.

& В памяти вертится иноземное почти неприличное по звучанию слово. Джунгли.

... — Китнисс, Дистрикта номер двенадцать больше нет.”

Голодные игры (Голодные игры—1)

Сойка-пересмешница (Голодные игры—3)

4 дек. 2012 г.

Broken Hearts

Homeland 2×10

& Saul: Walter’s Waffles for lunch every Tuesday... Some habits die hard, I guess.
Dar Adal: Little things I can count on mean more and more to me as I get older. Do you find that?
Saul: I find that everything means more to me as I get older.

& Dar Adal: Christ, I miss the Cold War!
Saul: Prefer the daily threat of nuclear annihilation?
Dar Adal: No, I miss the rules. The Soviets didn’t shoot us; we didn’t shoot them. Boy, this bunch...

& Dar Adal: You still afraid to get your hands dirty, Saul?
Saul: I still prefer to figure the problem out, not obliterate it.
Dar Adal: You’re too sensitive for this line of work, you always have been. I’m amazed you’ve lasted this long.
Saul: Me, too.

& Estes: Fuck you, Saul. Fuck you!

& Abu Nazir: I need you to get into the vice president’s home office.
Brody: Why?
Abu Nazir: There’s a treadmill in there. Somewhere near it, there is a plastic case the size of a book. Inside that, there is a serial number.
Brody: How the fuck do you know all this?
Abu Nazir: New York Times, believe it or not.

& Carrie: You’re going to kill me no matter what happens. Brody knows that.
Abu Nazir: A man gambles with what he has...

& Abu Nazir: You love him, too... Perhaps we have that in common.

& Abu Nazir: We are at war, I am a soldier.
Carrie: You’re a terrorist.
Abu Nazir: Imagine you are sitting down to dinner with your wife and children... Out of the sky... as if thrown by an angry god... a drone strike hits and destroys all of them. Who is the terrorist?
Carrie: It’s the last day of Ramadan... A young man enters a Shia village, pushing a cart full of candy and toys. He waits in the school playground for all the children to gather. Then he reaches back and flips a switch.
Abu Nazir: We fight with what we have.

& Carrie: You pervert the teachings of the Prophet and call it a cause. You turn teenagers into suicide bombers.
Abu Nazir: Generation after generation must suffer and die. We are prepared for that. Are you?
Carrie: Whatever it takes.
Abu Nazir: Really? With your pension plans and organic foods, your beach houses and sports clubs? Do you have the perseverance, the tenacity, the faith? Because we do. You can bomb us, starve us, occupy our holy places, but we will never lose our faith. We carry God in our hearts, our souls. To die is to join him. It may take a century, two centuries... three centuries, but we will exterminate you.

& Brody: I’ve decided to withdraw my name from consideration for the VP spot. I’m sorry, sir. It’s for my family.
Walden: Fuck your family. We’re talking about the second highest office in this land, the possibility someday of the highest office in this land. You don’t walk away from that. Not for anyone.

& Brody: Actually, it’s not for my family. It’s for me. Because I want to feel clean again. And because I pretty much disagree with everything you say and do.

& Brody: You still don’t get it, do you?.. I’m killing you.

& FBI Agent: You’re wanted upstairs.
Saul: Upstairs? What for?
FBI Agent: It’s important. That’s all they told me.
Saul: I’m on my way to catch a terrorist. What could be more important than that?
FBI Agent: They didn’t say.

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Σ _So_ you end the episode? Jesus Christ.

Made to Suffer

The Walking Dead 3×8

& Axel: What’s the problem?
Carol: Stay away from her. This isn’t about you trying to repopulate the Earth.

& Axel: I’ve been locked up a long while and, well, there weren’t many women. You following me? I mean, Maggie, she’s with Glenn and you’re a lesbian...
Carol: I’m not a lesbian.
Axel: You got the... short hair... You’re not a lesbian?.. My, my, this is interesting.
Carol: No... it’s not.

& The Governor: It’s me you want. There’s no need for her to suffer.
Michonne: She doesn’t have needs.

& The Governor: You wanted your brother?.. Now you got him.

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Semi-Season Finale

Ω Bye-bye till Feb. 2013.

3 дек. 2012 г.

Pride, Pomp and Circumstance

Hell on Wheels 1×6

& ’Doc’: Ah. She takes my arm even though she stabs me in the back.

& Black Moon: She’s with God now.
Ruth: Was your mother a Christian?
Black Moon: No.
Ruth: Then how can she be with God?

& Ruth: My father did not leave us. He was called away on his great Christian mission. He’s a servant of God. He was called to help the inferiors... Like... Negroes.
Black Moon: ...And the Indians?

Death to Everyone — Bonnie “Prince” Billy

♪ I am here ♪
♪ right here ♪
♪ where God put us on a Sunday ♪
♪ and you ♪
♪ blackeress, black shoes ♪
♪ you did ♪
♪ fight me under ♪
♪ you want ♪
♪ Go there ♪
♪ you can’t ♪
♪ seem me aging ♪
♪ stars turn ♪
♪ balls burn ♪

& ’Doc’: Uh, Senator Crane has come here to offer your people a better way of life.
Cheyenne: Better than what?
’Doc’: Oh, better than what you have.
Cheyenne: I like what I have.
Crane: Hmm. I understand that... But... your people live in the stone age. We live... at the beginning of a great industrial revolution.

& ’Doc’: Chief, chief, chief, the United States Government is offering you a piece of land of your own.
Cheyenne: We have our own land.
’Doc’: No, it’s not yours. It’s the U.S. Government’s.
Cheyenne: Did they buy it?
’Doc’: No.
Cheyenne: Did they trade for it?
’Doc’: It’s not like that. We...
Cheyenne: Then how can they own it?

& ’Doc’: If you accept our offer, you won’t have to hunt buffalo anymore or roam the prairie. You can depend on your country to take care of you.
Cheyenne: You are not my country.
’Doc’: We will give you everything you need if you will just submit to living on a reservation.
Cheyenne: We need nothing from you.

& Lily: What is your stake in this, Mr. Bohannon?
Cullen: Lady, I ain’t got one.
Lily: Then why do you care?
Cullen: Mrs. Bell, there is a price attached to everything. You think you can afford the cost of this, then you go on...

& ’Doc’: Now, let me give it to you plain and simple, chief. This train means the end of life as you know it.

& ’Doc’: Stoke that fire.

& Crane: You have nothing over me anymore. You once had my head in a vice, Thomas, now, I have your pecker in my pocket.

& Toole: You hear that? He’s not even fully loaded. Only 5 bullets he’s got.
Cullen: I got 6 bullets... I was just gonna shoot you twice.

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The Long Fuse

Elementary 1×8

& Holmes: The mind is a muscle, Watson. It needs to be exercised regularly lest it turn flabby.
Watson: Most people just read a book.
Holmes: I am reading a book.

& Holmes: Pre-explosion, this place looked like the deck of a starship. It’s unlikely any of the firm’s employees would use technology as antiquated as a pager.

& Heather Vanowen: We were told you work with the police.
Holmes: I’m their consultant. This is Miss Watson. She is my consultant, slash housekeeper.

& Watson: You have 23 days. Then our time is up.

& Holmes: I’ve got it. I know where I was when I heard it... That one. That’s where I saw it, weeks ago. But what was the context?.. Yellow cartoon sponge man, sports news, mouthwash advert, Arctic Blue...
Watson: You want to tell me what you’re doing?
Holmes: Uh, Method of Loci, mnemonic device. Relies on memorized spatial relationships to establish, catalogue and recollect memorial content. If I remember what was on these six screens, I’ll remember what was on the seventh.

& Holmes: You want sex?
Heather: Excuse me?
Holmes: I’m not averse, Ms. Vanowen. I’m just busy. Perhaps we could set an appointment. You’re flirting. This crossword talk. You find me attractive. The feeling is mutual, mostly. The musculature of your legs and your shoulders suggests a certain elasticity I find quite tantalizing. I must warn you, however, a relationship between us could never go beyond the physical. No offense to you, of course. It’s just... not my way.

& Holmes: You see this slot here? That’s there to stop you from recording over the tape. You put Scotch tape there, it allows you to do so.
Bell: Now all we got to do is find a VCR... in 2012.
Holmes: Have you not been to my home yet, Detective Bell? I maintain several VCRs. I like to watch police interrogations from the ’70s and ’80s. Techniques were rawer back then, and, uh, you do, on occasion, learn something useful.

& Holmes: Small confession: I find the anti-prostitution laws in this country rather Victorian. Sex is a commodity. Why shouldn’t there be a market for it? But, of course, not everyone thinks like I do.

& Holmes: I found something on one of the scraps of paper that was used to pack the bomb. An imprint of the word “Novocain.” Useful handwriting sample, but the message itself, rather opaque. Until one considers your love of crosswords.
Bell: Novocain. The answer to 144 across from the New York Times crossword, October 13, 2008. The clue was “pain’s enemy” in case you forgot.
Ω Bazinga!

& Watson: What’s the harm in getting to know the guy?

& Holmes: If I help him with his assignment, it does not mean I am assenting to his sponsorship.
Watson: Of course it doesn’t.
Holmes: I am quite self-sufficient.
Watson: Of course you are.

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Σ 'Cuddy'`s here. Wow.

2 дек. 2012 г.

The Odd Life of Timothy Green

& Cindy: We want to use our time to tell you our story.
Evette Onat: Okay.
Jim: There’s just one thing...
Cindy: You’re going to find it hard to believe.

& Jim: Not everybody has these.

& Cindy: Is he for us?
Jim: I’m getting that feeling.

& Jim: It’s kind of crazy, right?
Evette: I’ve heard crazier.
Jim: Really?
Evette: No.

& Jim: Have a great day!
Timothy: Okay, bye!
Cindy: That’s too much pressure.
Jim: Have the day you have.

& Coach: Why are you smiling?
Timothy: I can only get better.

& Timothy: Oh, why couldn’t the skeleton cross the road?
Cindy: Why, sweetie?
Timothy: Because it had no guts.

& Cindy: I had made a mistake.
Jim: We made lots of mistakes.
Cindy: Yeah, we made mistakes trying to fix our mistakes.
Jim: Isn’t that how you know you’re a parent?
Evette: You seem to forget what the object is here. You need to persuade us. Tell me, what would you do differently?
Cindy: We’d make better mistakes?
Evette: Better?
Jim: Different.
Cindy: New.
Jim: New mistakes.
Cindy: That’s... That’s what we’d do.
Jim: Yeah.

& Cindy: Oh, believe it, sister. For years I’ve been listening to how perfect your kids are! Well, look at that! That kid is mine! I am the mom of that!

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Сьюзен Коллинз — Голодные игры

Голодные игры — 1

“Я просыпаюсь и чувствую, что рядом на кровати пусто. ...

& «Дистрикт 12. Здесь вы можете подыхать от голода в полной безопасности.»

& Нам не остается ничего другого, как шутить. Иначе можно сойти с ума от страха.

& Почему у них всех такие дурацки писклявые голоса? Почему они едва раскрывают рот, когда говорят, а любая фраза звучит вопросом? Гласные какие-то не такие, слова оборванные, на месте «с» присвист... так и хочется передразнить.

& – О тебе хотят знать, Китнисс!
– Я не хочу, чтобы они знали. У меня уже отобрали будущее! Я не отдам им своего прошлого!

& – Мы не несчастные влюбленные!
Хеймитч хватает меня за плечи и прижимает к стене:
– Да какая разница? Это все показуха. Главное – не кто ты есть, а кем тебя видят.

& Первый долг всегда самый трудный.

& Переоценивать противника подчас не менее опасно, чем недооценивать.

& Сон, беспамятство – это тоже избавление.

& Это почти как у нас дома, когда приносят безнадежно покалеченного при взрыве на шахте, или женщину, которая третий день не может разродиться, или истощенного ребенка с воспалением легких. У мамы и Прим тогда точно такое же выражение на лицах, как у этих врачей. А я убегаю в лес, брожу там весь день и возвращаюсь, когда больной давно уже умер, и на другом конце Шлака успели сколотить гроб. Здесь не убежать: меня держат стены планолета и еще, наверное, та самая сила, которая не отпускает от умирающего его близких. Как часто я смотрела на них, стоящих вокруг нашего кухонного стола, и думала: «Почему они не уходят? Зачем им видеть это?»
Теперь я знаю. Потому что у них нет выбора.

& Какая роскошь – быть наедине с собой!

... Я очень крепко держу Пита и боюсь того момента, когда мне придется его отпустить.”

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И вспыхнет пламя (Голодные игры—2)

1 дек. 2012 г.

Fish in a Drawer

Two and a Half Men 5×17

& Berta: Charlie!
Charlie: What?
Berta: At your mother’s wedding?
Charlie: Yeah.
Berta: I ain’t cleaning it up.

& Alexis: So are you a friend of the bride or the groom?
Alan: Well, the bride is my mother, so... The groom.

& Alan: So he was just lying there with his pants down?
Charlie: Apparently somebody was giving him a very special wedding present.
Alan: Mom?
Charlie: I don’t think so. She’s downstairs acting as if nothing happened. And more importantly, she married the guy. Why would she bother?

& Charlie: Teddy’s dead.
Berta: Yeah, that’s a stiffy.
Charlie: We have got a real problem here.
Berta: What do you mean “we”?

& Evelyn: You son of a bitch!
Alan: So you weren’t the one who was...?
Evelyn: Of course not! I already married the man. I just can’t believe he’d cheat on me on our wedding day.
Courtney: Excuse me, my father is lying here dead!
Evelyn: With his pants around his ankles and lipstick on his hoo-hoo.

& Berta: So who do you suppose was smoking Teddy’s sausage?
Courtney: Berta, that is my father in there!
Berta: Okay. So who do you suppose was smoking your father’s sausage?

& Berta: I’m warning you, coffee tends to shoot through me. So if you’ve got a cavity search planned, you better do it pretty quick.
Detective Henry Ketchum: We don’t need to do a cavity search.
Berta: Can I request one?

& Berta: You can’t blame him. You gotta figure that boinking Evelyn is like riding a bicycle over train tracks. You’ll get where you’re going, but you’re gonna feel every bump.

& Detective Henry Ketchum: Look, Jake, what I wanna know is... were you in your uncle’s room at any time today?
Jake: No, I never go in my uncle’s room.
Detective Henry Ketchum: Why not?
Jake: Because all the skin mags are in my dad’s room.

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ABQ

Breaking Bad 2×13

& Jesse: I woke up. I found her. That’s all I know. I woke up. I found her. That’s all I know.

& Walter Jr.: Look right there. Look at that.
Skyler: Are those donations?
Walter Jr.: Yes.
Skyler: Actual donations for your dad?
Walter Jr.: Total strangers gave us $490. Twenty-six people. Virginia, Minnesota, Montana. Look at this one. Vancouver. All the way up in Canada. And it’s all real, actual money. It’s actually right there in the PayPal account. And look what they’re saying... “Hang in there, Walt.” “Good luck.” “Hang in there.” Isn’t this awesome?

& Walter Jr.: Oh, look, 20 more bucks from Thunder Bay, Ontario. Damn. Five hundred and ten dollars.

& Hank: I’d say Heisenberg’s still out there. I’d say he’s gone regional. Only... he’s still right here in town.

& Walter Jr.: We love him.
Correspondent: He’s a good man, isn’t he?
Walter Jr.: Absolutely. Ask anyone. Anybody. He’s a great father, a great teacher. He knows everything there is to know about chemistry. He’s patient with you, and he’s always there for you. He’s just decent. And he always does the right thing. And that’s how he teaches me to be.
Correspondent: Would you say he’s your hero?
Walter Jr.: Oh, yeah. Yes, ma’am. Totally. My dad is my hero.

& Skyler: Your cell phone. Did you bring it?
Walter: Which one?

& Skyler: Lies on top of lies on top of lies.

& Walter: Skyler, please don’t go. If I tell you the truth, will you stay?.. Stay, and I will tell you everything.
Skyler: Whatever it is... I’m afraid to know.

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Season Two Finale

Кен Бруен — Без компромиссов

“Психиатр уставился на сидящего напротив Бранта. ...

& Приватность — главная роскошь богатых и последнее достояние бедного.

Фердинанд Маунт

& Одно из главных преимуществ сорока двух лет по сравнению с четырнадцатью заключается в том, что вы не покрываетесь постоянно испариной от страха перед сексом и мужчинами.

Джули Берчилл

& Иногда мне кажется, я знаю, в чем дело и как все было. Но потом я качаю головой и удивляюсь. Помню ли я то, что действительно случилось, — или только то, что другие люди считают призошедшим? Кто, черт побери, разберет после определенной стадии?

Фрэнк Синатра

& Возможно, мы подсознательно избегаем ситуаций, к которым плохо приспособлены, даже если за это приходится тут же расплачиваться страданиями.

Дервла Мерфи

& Откуда я все это знаю? Я сумасшедшая. Ты всегда можешь верить тому, что говорят тебе те, кто безумен. У них есть доступ к правде, которую нельзя получить по обычным каналам.

Норма Джин Харрис

& Иллюзии могут заставить вас сделать поспешные выводы. Например, спрыгнуть с моста.

Эндрю Уокс.
«Жертвоприношение»

& Портер подошел к музыкальному центру, включил Пуччини, приглушил звук настолько, чтобы музыка щекотала нервы, но не увлекала полностью. {...}
— Bimba dagli occhi pieni di malìa
— Что? — подал голос Брант.
— Следующий кусок мой самый любимый, — сказал Портер.

& Я проснулся от страха; страх был странным по форме — геометрическим, ограниченным, окончательным.

Гарольд Бродки
«Дикая тьма»

& Каждый роман, претендующий на то, чтобы считаться серьезным, должен включать переплетение страха и ужаса.

Дж. Р. Р. Толкин

& Когда мужчина говорит женщине «ты в порядке», это все равно что сказать: у тебя милые глаза, но ты страшна, как собака, — и чего-нибудь ей кинуть.

& Эту чушь насчет одиночества не стоит переоценивать.

& — Наверное, мирное место.
Брант фыркнул, сказал:
— Когда я там был последний раз, какой-то придурок отрубал головы лебедям. Уже нет мирных мест, больше нет. Хочешь покоя, носи с собой ствол.

& Правило первое в «Инструкции для осведомителя» гласит: будь льстивым.

& Когда ты скажешь, что принадлежишь ему, и вздохнешь,
А он поклянется в своей страстной и вечной любви —
Леди, имейте в виду: один из вас лжет.

Дороти Паркер

& Проблемы с пытками в том, что люди увлекаются. Никогда не знаешь, когда пора остановиться.

Питер Роуб
«Свиная кровь»

& — Это Робертс. Где ты, черт побери?
— Я в постели. — Не успев подумать, он сказал правду, что всегда плохо, особенно для полицейского.

& Никому не по душе сарказм.

... И закрыл дверцу шкафчика.”

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