The Banker

The Office 6×14

Michael Scott: I'm making some cosmetic tweaks to help create a more appealing environment. Is that dishonest? Well, think of it this way. When you look in the mirror and you see your push-up bra and your fake eyelashes and your makeup and your press-on nails, the principles that I'm applying to the office are the same ones that have made Lady Gaga a star. Or any number of drag queens.

Pam Beesly: It might seem crazy, but since there's no one left in New York, Michael is Dunder Mifflin's highest ranking employee. So, that's where we are.

Dwight Schrute: So, the manager, Michael Scott is a bit of a character. He has more character in a single flake of his dandruff than you have in that entire snow bank on your shoulder.

Eric Ward: So, the staff, are people generally happy?
Toby Flenderson: Happy... is a funny word.
Eric Ward: In what way?
Toby Flenderson: You know... You know, what does it mean to be happy? Keep philosophers busy for a while.
Eric Ward: So, generally?
Toby Flenderson: Yes. Generally. Generally happy. Generally happy.

Toby Flenderson: I don't know how I'm going to get through this. I don't want to lie. And I don't want to tell the truth.

Michael Scott: This is a building where friends become lovers, and lovers become sexually interactive, right? Would you agree with that?
Toby Flenderson: Michael, this is really inappropriate to talk about.
Michael Scott: That is true.

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