The Coup

The Office 3×3

Jan Levenson: How would a movie increase productivity, Michael? How on Earth would it do that?
Michael Scott: People work faster after.
Jan Levenson: Magically?
Michael Scott: No. They have to, to make up for the time they lost watching the movie.

Dwight Schrute: Ever since Michael dumped Jan for Carole, Jan's been bitching out on him. Reject a woman, and she will never let it go. One of the many defects of their kind. Also weak arms.

Michael Scott: What's his name?
Dwight Schrute: .... Crentist.
Michael Scott: Your dentist's name is Crentist?
Dwight Schrute: Yeah.
Michael Scott: Sounds a lot like dentist.
Dwight Schrute: Maybe that's why he became a dentist.

Michael Scott: Business is like a jungle. And I am like a tiger. And Dwight is like a monkey that stabs the tiger in the back with a stick. Does the tiger fire the monkey? Does the tiger transfer the monkey to another branch? Pun. There's no way of knowing what goes on inside the tiger's head. We don't have the technology...

Michael Scott: Get up. And you can hug it out, bitch...
Dwight Schrute: "Hug it out, bitch." That is what men say to each other after a fight. They hug it out. And in doing so, they just let it go. And walk away, and they're done. Not a good idea to say that to a woman, however, I have found. Doesn't translate.

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