Dwight's Speech

The Office 2×17

Jim Halpert: Dwight was the top salesman of the year at our company. He wins a little prize money and gets honored at some convention. It is literally the highest possible honor that a Northeastern Pennsylvania-based mid-sized paper company regional salesman can attain. So...

Michael Scott: Just try not to be such an idiot.
Dwight K. Schrute: Is that an insult, or is that part of the public speaking advice?

Michael Scott: But seriously, what's the difference between a salesman and a saleswoman?
Dwight K. Schrute: A saleswoman has a vagina.
Michael Scott: It's a joke, Dwight, it's not a sex ed class.
Dwight K. Schrute: But I'm right.
Michael Scott: Yeah, you're right about the difference between a man and a woman, but not about the punch line to the joke. All right? The difference between a salesman and a saleswoman is boobs.

Dwight K. Schrute: No revolution is worth anything unless it can defend itself!
     Some people will tell you "salesman" is a bad word. They'll conjure up images of used car dealers and door-to-door charlatans. This is our duty to change their perception.
     I say, salesmen and women of the world, unite!
     We must never acquiesce, for it is together... Together that we prevail! We must never cede control of the motherland! For it is... Together that we prevail!

Michael Scott: Dwight gave a great speech. That's the word on the street, anyway. And I entertained Dwight to no end with my bar story. So I captivated the guy who captivated a thousand guys. Can you believe that? A thousand guys...

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