Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (1/2)

* Mudflap: Ding-a-ling, come out and get your ice cream.
   Skids: Any bad robot out there better get ready for ass-whooping.


* Ironhide: Damn, I'm good.


* Sam's Dad: Mojo, no dominating Frankie!


* Sam Witwicky: I can't do that with you. It's not the last time I'm gonna see you, you know, Bee. Come on, don't do that. Bee. You're killing me, Bee. But you'll always be my first car.


* Sam's Mom: Oh, my God, just look at this place! I feel smarter already. Ron, can you smell it?
   Sam's Dad: Yes, smells like $40,000 a year.


* Sam: This isn't my war.
   Optimus Prime: Not yet. But I fear it soon will be.

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* Wheelie: You're hot, but you're ain't too bright.


* Wheelie: There we go. ... Oh, big son of a bitch! What are you looking at, Slobberpuss? Ah, what the... This is a fricking House of Horrors.


* Mikaela: Kiss this, bitch.


* Megatron: I am going to kill you, slowly, painfully. But first, we have some delicate work to do.


* Sam 2 Megatron: I know you're pissed. Because I tried to kill you and it's completely understandable. Somebody tried to kill me, I'd be upset too. I think that we have an opportunity here to start a new and... and develop our relationship, and... and, see where it leads us, okay?


* Megatron: It's time for the world to know of our presence. No more disguises, no mercy! Time has come for my master's arrival.
   Decepticons, mobilise.


* Leo: Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, I'm not even with you guys. Technically, I'm like a hostage. This is kidnapping. Enough...
   Mudflap: Yo, Leo!
   Leo: This thing's gonna give me a heart attack, I swear.
   Mudflap: That's 'cause you was a wuss.
   Skids: Hey, Mudflap. What are we going to do with this shrimp taco?
   Mudflap: Just pop a cap in his ass, throw him in the trunk and nobody gonna know nothing, y'know I mean?
   Leo: I'm right here and I can hear you. No one's popping any caps in any asses, okay? I've had a hell of a day.
   Skids: Why don't you get a haircut with your bitch ass?

Part II

--- Словарик:
whoop — выкрикивать; гикать; улюлюкать; с грохотом проноситься / прятки
disguise — маскировка; изменение внешнего вида; лицемерие, обман
taco — горячая свёрнутая маисовая лепёшка с начинкой из рубленого мяса, сыра, лука и бобов и острой подливой