Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2/2)

Part I

* Simmons: What you're about to see is top secret. Do not tell my mother.


* Wheelie: This guy's a legend, like... like the Chairman of the Board.


* Sam: W-wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait. Hey!
   Jetfire: What do you want?
   Sam: Look, we just want to talk!
   Jetfire: I've no time to talk, I'm on a mission! I'm a mercenary goon-bringer. What planet am I on?
   Sam: Earth.
   Jetfire: Earth? Terrible name for a planet, might as well call it "dirt". Planet Dirt.


* Jetfire: Who's your little Autobot?
   Name's Wheelie. Say my name, say my name!
   Sam: What are you allowing to happen to your foot just now?
   Mikaela: At least he's faithful, Sam.
   Sam: Yeah, well, he's faithful, and he's nude and he's perverted.

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* Leo: Oh, my God! Oh, God! Oh, my God! You beautiful face, this will be a perfect moment. Except you landed on my testicles. Please get off! My balls!


* Simmons: Let's not get episodic, okay? Old-timer. Beginning, middle, end. Facts, details, condense, plot, tell it.


* Mikaela: How do you know it's going to work?
   Sam: Because I believe it.


* Soldier: We got a whole load of flight coming our way!
   Sergeant Epps: How many?
   Soldier: We got 13 to count.
   Sergeant Epps: This ain't good. This ain't good. We 'bout to get our asses whooped.


* Simmons: Oh God, this is it. The pyramids built right over the machine. They turn that machine on... no more Sun. Not on my watch. Not on my watch.


* Captain Wilder: USS Stennis, identify.
   Simmons: Hey, where the hell are you? What, you're on a weather channel? Sports center, high-dreaming TV or something? {...}
   Captain Wilder: Identify yourself.
   Simmons: What is your name, sailor?
   Captain Wilder: Wilder, Captain of the USS John C. Stennis Aircraft Carrier.
   Simmons: Okay, Captain Wilder, this is Agent Seymour Simmons, head of the Sector Seven. There is a mother of all non-biologicals getting ready to blow up our Sun. You want to have fooled down about my lack of clearance, or you want to help save a gazillion lives?


* Optimus Prime: Let's roll.


* Starscream: Not to call you a coward, Master, but sometimes, cowards do survive.



--- Словарик:
mercenary — наёмник
goon — тупица, болван; (амер.) наёмный бандит, головорез; хулиган, громила
whoop — выкрикивать; гикать; улюлюкать; с грохотом проноситься / прятки


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