Pilot
Season 1, Episode 1
* Sheldon: We are committing genetic fraud. There's no guarantee our sperm's going to generate high-lQ offspring.
Think about that. I have a sister with the same basic DNA mix who hostesses at Fuddruckers. {...}
There's some poor woman who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm. What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn't know if he should use... a differential to solve for the area under a curve?
Leonard: I'm sure she'll still love him.
Sheldon: I wouldn't.
* Leonard: We need to widen our circle.
Sheldon: I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on MySpace.
Leonard: Yes, and you've never met one of them.
Sheldon: That's the beauty of it.
* Penny: So, what do you guys do for fun around here?
Sheldon: Well, today we tried masturbating for money.
* Sheldon: Well, this is an interesting development.
Leonard: How so?
Sheldon: It has been some time... since we've had a woman take her clothes off in our apartment.
Leonard: That's not true. Remember at Thanksgiving... my grandmother with Alzheimer's had that episode?
Sheldon: Point taken. It has been some time since we've had a woman take her clothes off... after which we didn't wanna rip our eyes out.
* Leonard: We're here to pick up Penny's TV.
Penny's Ex: Get lost.
Sheldon: Okay, thanks for your time.
Leonard: We're not gonna give up just like that.
Sheldon: Leonard, the TV's in the building. We've been denied access to the building, ergo we are done.
Leonard: Excuse me. If I were to give up at the first hitch, I never would have identified the fingerprints of string theory in the aftermath of the big bang.
Sheldon: My apologies. What's your plan? It's just a privilege to watch your mind at work.
Leonard: Come on, we have a combined IQ of 360. We should be able to figure out how to get into a stupid building.
--- Словарик:
hostesses — «хозяйка», официантка (в ночном клубе или кабаре)
toddler — ребёнок, начинающий ходить
hitch — помеха; препятствие; задержка
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