House M.D. 3x17

Fetal Position

Season 3, Episode 17

* Patient: My eyes okay?
   House: Eyes are gorgeous. The vessels don't look so hot.


* Cuddy: What are you doing?
   House: You're trying to be me, so I thought I'd try to be you.
   Cuddy: You don't have the cleavage for it.
   House: But I have a much tighter ass. Think every day should be naked Thursday or is that an oxymoron?


* Cuddy: I have a whole new appreciation for what you do. How hard it is to believe when everyone around you is telling you that you're wrong.
   House: Helps to know they're idiots.
   Cuddy: Do you think I'm an idiot?
   House: You're not objective. But you're not an idiot.


* House: Move.
   Cuddy: Thought you started your vacation.
   House: Somebody had to save our boss's rotundous ass.

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* House 2 Patient: Me again. It's your friendly neighborhood belly squirter.


* Patient: So my kidneys, liver and lungs are all fine just like that?
   House: Just like that.
   Patient: That's amazing.
   House: What's amazing is how blonde your baby's hair is.
   Patient: My baby?
   House: The thing in your belly that tried to kill you.
   Patient: You've never called him a baby before...


--- Словарик:
gorgeous — яркий; ярко окрашенный
vessel — сосуд
cleavage — (разг.) ложбинка на груди (при глубоком декольте)
rotund — сферический, шарообразный
squirt — нахал, выскочка; паренёк, пострелёнок; реактивный самолёт


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