House M.D. 3x05

Fools for Love

Season 3, Episode 5

* House: Who's he talking to?
   Cameron: What?
   House: It's got an ass. Technically, that makes it a "who."


* House: Infectious or environmental? What we have to do is check out parasites, viruses, bacteria, fungi, prions, radiation, toxins, chemicals. Or it's Internet porn-related.
   I'll check the Internet. You guys cover the rest of the stuff.


* Cuddy: Pay attention to me.
   House: Sorry, that would make it harder to ignore you. Can't ignore that rapidly expanding first-trimester ass, though.
   Cuddy: Sometimes an ass is just an ass.

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* Patient: I don't want to sue you.
   House: Good.
   Patient: I want to beat the crap out of you.
   House: Less good.
   Patient: And I'll tell you why. You're a bully, and bullies, they don't back down until they run into someone stronger and meaner.
   House: But you'll accept an apology?
   Patient: Yes.
   House: Not really a recipe for sincerity.
   Patient: I'm not looking for sincerity. I'm looking for humiliation, something that will make you think twice before you treat the next patient like crap.
   House: Here's what's going to happen. You go brag to your friends about how you made the big, nasty doctor poop in his pants. I get Cuddy off my back by telling her that I humiliated myself.
   Here's the catch. We're both going to be lying.
   I'm not apologizing. If anything, you deserved a bigger thermometer.


* House: What's wrong?
   Cameron: Jeremy's worse.
   House: And that's what's right.


* Patient-cop: You are under arrest for possession of narcotics. You have the right to remain silent, which you should take advantage of for once in your life. If you give up the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you...
   О-о


--- Словарик:
bully — хулиган; задира; обидчик



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