House M.D. 3x20

House Training

Season 3, Episode 20

* House: Only question is, what kind of autoimmune?
   Foreman: Doesn't matter what kind.
   House: It always matters what kind.
   Foreman: Treatment's always steroids.
   House: Treatment is always boring. Diagnosis...


* House: What's the biggest danger of total body radiation?
   Foreman: It suppresses the immune system, which is what we're trying to do with the steroids anyway.
   House: I don't usually put out on my first date but I gotta say that is a rad move.


* House: Get her consent. Start the radiation.
   Foreman: The patient's not too thrilled with me.
   House: I'll get her consent.
   Chase: Foreman's got personality issues, so you're gonna step in?
   House: Patient doesn't like Foreman. I'm interested.

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* One of Wilson's ex-wife: Do you wanna know why I named that dog Hector?
   House: No. Let's keep it a mystery.
   Ex-wife: Because even when he was a puppy, he was the worst-tempered dog we'd ever seen. He was supposed to be house-trained. He'd pee on the carpet every morning. When we had people over, he had to nip at their ankles.
 "Hector does go rug" is an anagram for "Doctor Greg House". {...}
   House: "Hector does go rug" is a lame anagram. You want a better one
for Gregory House? "Huge ego. Sorry."


* Foreman: Tell me how to do this. House says people thank you after. {...}
   Wilson: First of all, stop thinking you can minimize the hurt.
   A lot of people are afraid of the word "dying." If you pussyfoot around it, she's not going to read your mind.
   When you look in her face, you're gonna feel the instinct to temporize. Crush it.
   Then wait. Give her time to process the news. Let her know you'll be with her through all of it.
   Wait till she's done thinking, till she meets your eyes again.
   Then if you feel it's appropriate, you can touch her. Maybe put your hand on her arm like this. Let her know she's still connected to another human being.


* House 2 Foreman: Go home. Have a few drinks. Go to sleep. Get up tomorrow. And do it all over. Only better.
If you need absolution, go to a priest or give alms to the poor. Whatever ritual comforts you.
   Foreman: I killed her.
   House: Yeah. Me, too. {...}
   ...you'll do it again. For a lot of doctors, this would be a once-in-a-lifetime mistake. But we're not a lot of doctors. And we'll save more patients than the guy down the street but a few of the ones that he'd save by doing what everyone else does, we will lose.
   Foreman: So you're giving me numbers.
   House: Because they don't lie.
   I can't forgive you, Foreman. Because there's nothing to forgive.
   House:


--- Словарик:
put out — (груб.) «давать» (о женщине)
rad (от radical)
consent — согласие
tempered — имеющий какой-л. характер
rug — коврик, ковёр
pussyfoot — красться по-кошачьи; действовать осторожно; вилять, темнить
temporize — тянуть время, выжидать, медлить; пытаться выиграть время


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