The Big Bang Theory 1x02

The Big Bran Hypothesis

Season 1, Episode 2

* Leonard: Just come up here, help me pull and turn.
   Sheldon: Oh, gravity, thou art a heatless bitch.


* Sheldon: You do understand that our efforts here... will in no way increase the odds of you having sexual congress with this woman?
   Leonard: Men do things for women without expecting sex.
   Sheldon: Yeah, those would be men who just had sex.
   Leonard: I'm doing this to be a good neighbor. In any case, there's no way it could lower the odds.


* Leonard: Are you insane? You can't break into a woman's apartment in the middle of the night and clean.
   Sheldon: I had no choice. I couldn't sleep knowing that just outside my bedroom was our living room... and outside our living room was that hallway... and immediately adjacent to that hallway was this.
   Leonard: Do you realize that if Penny wakes up there is no reasonable explanation as to why we're here?
   Sheldon: I just gave you a reasonable explanation.

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* Howard (after winning in the DDR): Grab a napkin, homey, you just got served.


* Howard: What's his problem?
   Sheldon: His imaginary girlfriend broke up with him.


--- Словарик:
congress — общение; встречи, знакомства и т. п.; светская жизнь; (эвф.) половое сношение, совокупление
splendid — блестящий, отличный; роскошный, богатый, пышный; величественный
napkin — салфетка; [шотл.] (носовой) платок
homey — домашний, уютный; сосунки
got served — поимели


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