House M.D. 3x13

Needle in a Haystack

Season 3, Episode 13

* Foreman: He passed out while making out.
   Chase: If he's into sex, drugs and rock and roll can't be that far behind. I'm guessing cocaine.


* Foreman: Take a look at this, bones of your forearm.
   Patient: Radius and ulna.
   Foreman: How about the wrist?
   Patient: Lunate, hamate, the...
   Cameron: "Scared lovers try positions they can't handle."
... all men in room shocked ...
   Cameron: It's a mnemonic for the wrist bones. It's the only way I can remember them.


* Foreman: Leukemia? Normal CBC, and differential?
   House: You guys are still thinking like doctors when you should be thinking like plumbers. Come on, I wanna see some butt crack.

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* Dr. Julie Whitner: From what I hear, what you lack in shame, you also lack in willpower.
   House: My will may be weak, but my backbone is strong and pain-free now that I've stopped using the cane.
   Of course, it's harder to look down Cuddy's shirt, but then the vantage point on her ass has much improved.
   Then that's just me, always looking on the bright side.



--- Словарик:
Haystack — стог сена, скирда
passed out — падать в обморок, терять сознание
making out — "прелюдия к сексу"
willpower — сила воли
cane — палка


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