House M.D. 3x02

Cane and Able

Season 3, Episode 2

* Chase: His alien-abduction story, the level of detail is... Well, I don't know where he gets it from. The parents say he doesn't watch sci-fi. He doesn't read comic books...
   House: Great. You do any of that medical stuff we talked about?


* House: Why do they bother putting age restrictions on these things when all you have to do is click, "Yes, I am 18?" Even a 17-year-old can figure that out.


* House: The genes from Clancy's myocytes don't match the genes from the rest of his body. Alien DNA. Anybody watch any X-Files that inspired an explanation?

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* Cameron: What if we take the heart cells with the bad DNA, and we tag them?
   House: Can you phrase that in the form of a metaphor?


* Wilson: You're just like any other patient, running away from knowledge that won't make you happy.
   House: I'm as happy as a pig in poop.
   Wilson: You're scared the ketamine treatment's wearing off, that it was just a torturous window to the good life.
   House: What part of "poop" didn't you understand?


* Patient's Dad: You're talking about brain surgery.
   House: I'm talking about really cool brain surgery. One of your sons will die, but the taller one won't be so annoying anymore.


* House: You believe what Cuddy tried to pull?
   Wilson: What now?
   House: She lied to me. She cured my patient with my diagnosis, then lied to me about it.
   Wilson: That doesn't sound like her.
   House: You're right. Does sound like you, though.
   Wilson: What exactly did Cuddy tell you?
   House: Nothing that your body language isn't telling me right now.
   So what was the plan?
   I'd feel so humbled by missing a case that I'd reevaluate my entire life, question the nature of truth and goodness and become Cameron?
   Wilson: Something like that. More that if we told you the truth, that you solved a case based on absolutely no medical proof, you'd think you were God. And I was worried your wings would melt.
   House: God doesn't limp.



--- Словарик:
humble — посрамлять
melt — плавить, растапливать
limp — хромать, прихрамывать


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~ Ша! Уже никто никуда не бежит :-/