House M.D. 2x23

Who's Your Daddy?

Season 2, Episode 23

* Cuddy: You didn't tell anyone else what I'm doing?
   House: Not a soul.
   Cuddy: Wilson? Cameron, maybe you mentioned it to her?
   House: No. I'm a really good secret-keeper. I've never told anybody that Wilson wets his bed. Oh, you tricked me.


* House: We pick our mates based on breast size, cars they drive. They did autopsies on married couples, found a correlation in pancreas size. We're hardwired to pick for stupid reasons.

* Cuddy: Thanks.
   House: Twice a day. This is gonna be fun.

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* House: Here's how to become a great artist. First, get miserable. Misery drives you to become a great artist, but the art does nothing for your misery, which drives you to drugs, which makes you a lousy artist.


* House: You're a lousy con artist. First rule of the game is know your mark.


* House: What makes you think you'd be a good father?
   Crandall: I don't know. It feels right. It feels good.
   House: Well, at least you got a good reason. Feels good is a good enough reason



--- Словарик:
con artist — «артист», мошенник-виртуоз


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