Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children

Jack: Do you ever feel like nothing you do matters? You leave footprints on the beach, and tomorrow they're gone. Like it's just today over again...

Abe: Please. Listen. Go to the island... Find Emerson. The postcard. Go to the loop. September 3rd, 1943.

Olive: You never know who might be watching.

Jake: A bomb dropped on you in 1943.
Olive: It is 1943.
Millard: September the 3rd, 1943.
Emma: All day, every day. It's our loop.

Jake: He said you could explain everything.
Miss Peregrine: That's absolutely true. There are very few things I can't explain. We're what's known, in common parlance, as "peculiar."

Jake: I'll come back tomorrow.
Emma: There's no hurry. I'll be here forever.

Emma: You can see it, can't you? No one else can. It's invisible, Jake. That was Abe's greatest gift of all. He could see the monsters.

Barron: Eventually... you're going to run out of breath. And it'll all be over! Death for your beloved Jake and Miss Peregrine... everlasting life for me! Ew! And a mint for you.

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Señor Clean

The Last Man on Earth 4×12

Tandy: ...Uh, the gun must have just discharged early.
GaiL: Your gun discharged early?
Tandy: Gail, this is not the time for a hurtful sexual joke. We're talking about a man's life here.

Tandy: ...when I turned around, he was majorly dead. You know, lower body still relatively intact. Upper body just went full Houdini on me, though. You know, just disappeared. Not there anymore.

Tandy: We're gathered here today to lay rest to most of Karl...

Tandy: Karl, we send you our thoughts and prayers as you hurtle, screaming, on your terrifying journey to Hell.

Lucifer, it's me again. Please take care of our Karl. He was a gentle killer who, uh, tried very hard not to eat his friends. Upside-down amen.

Carol: Um... Karl, in case you need a snack on your unholy journey, I collected some of Tandy's dandruff and foot skin flakes. I sprinkle them over you now.

Tandy: Wouldn't you know it, on every single card, it just says, "Hey, you guys are the heroes. I'm just a mirror reflecting your heroism."

Carol: You keep this up, Gail's gonna go from being your mother-in-law to a mother-in-awe.

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Tandy: This is about me being the best Tandy I can be for no other reason than it just feels really good.

Tandy: We all would have done the same thing. It's no big deal.
Gail: Wait. Did you just say "no big deal" instead of saying "NBD" or "nizzle bizzle dizzy"?

Melissa: There was blood and guts everywhere. Really gross. You would have loved it.

Tandy: The dip you once knew is married. To your daughter! And there's not gonna be any funny business between us 'cause I haven't wanted to see you naked for a long time, and dreams don't count, okay? You can't control those, and I will not be held responsible for... them, okay?

Tandy: I called you G Spot when all along, I was staring right at a b-hole.

Melissa: I've been doing a lot of thinking, and I've come to a decision. I want you to have a baby... You are always gonna want to have kids, and I never will, so, if we're gonna get past this, I'm going to have to compromise.

Melissa: I'm just gonna be the wife of a guy who has a kid. I mean, like you said earlier, I don't want to be the mom. I just want to be the aunt.

Todd: Okay, well, I... I'm-I'm confused. I mean, there's a... serious biological impediment here, you know?

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Терри Пратчетт — Опочтарение (3/10)

<< Ранее

&  Волоски у него на шее встали дыбом. Мы произошли от обезьян, и это значит, что тигр у тебя за спиной.

&  – И вы называете это жизнью?
     – Это гораздо лучше, чем смерть, сэр.

&  Быть абсолютным властителем в наше время не так просто, как некоторые полагают. По крайней мере, не так просто, если вы намерены оставаться абсолютным властителем и дальше. Есть тонкости в этом деле. О, вы, конечно, можете приказать своим людям выбить двери и притащить тех, кого нужно, в подземелья без суда, но злоупотребление таким образом действий выявляет недостаток стиля, плохо влияет на бизнес, входит в привычку и в конце концов очень, очень плохо сказывается на здоровье. По мнению Ветинари, быть разумным тираном гораздо труднее, чем быть правителем, вознесенным к власти идиотской демократической системой "голосуй или проиграешь". Такой правитель всегда может, по крайней мере, сказать людям, что они сами виноваты, выбрав его.

&  – Спасибо вам – сказал он.
     Неважно, за что; улыбайся, говори нужные слова нужным голосом, и всегда, всегда излучай уверенность, как сверхновая звезда.

&  – Смешные шляпы. Обман и угрозы... Знаю я эти штучки. Мистицизм для лавочников. В целом мире нет города, в котором не было бы Верного и Древнего и Справедливого и Тайного Ордена, созданного маленькими людьми, которые думают, что могут познать секреты древних, собираясь на пару часов ночью каждый четверг, и которые понятия не имеют, как глупо они выглядят, напялив длинные балахоны. ... Готов поспорить, у них и секретное рукопожатие есть.

&  Мы были хороши, и пытались стать еще лучше...
     Как все знакомо...

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Clarity

Homeland 7×10

VP Warner: Must gall her... that the survival of her Presidency could come down to me.

Saul: It's always a love story with you.

Sandy: Simone's thesis advisor at the time has a vivid memory of her boyfriend-- tall, dark, and Russian.

Jim: Is the President really that vulnerable?
Saul: Yeah, she is. If we don't produce some hard evidence that screams Russia, and soon, I don't see her making it to the end of the year, much less the end of her term.

Carrie: That's not about days or weeks, Saul. This is about the rest of my life.

David: Is this even legal?
Olivia: It's unprecedented, but the law's clear. The President can dismiss Cabinet members at any time for any reason.

David: The Russians! You are giving them the very Constitutional crisis they've been trying to instigate for months.

President Keane: I did not bust my ass to get elected! I did not survive an assassination attempt just to fold up my tent and go home. Send 'em.

Maggie: You were always so fearless, my God. I hated you for that. Why was I scared all the time?

Maggie: I am not... extraordinary like you, Carrie. I don't run CIA stations in Afghanistan or disrupt terrorist plots in Berlin. I don't advise the President of the United States. My job doesn't require me to risk my life. I'm not a hero. But as it turns out, safe has its advantages, too. A family... A stable home life...

Maggie: In six weeks, the ECT will wear off, and Saul will come knocking with some new crisis, and the whole crazy orchestra will start playing again.

Carrie: Quick. Before I change my mind.

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President Keane: Well, if he's carrying an olive branch, tell him he's a day late and a dollar short.

VP Warner: Power without authority is tyranny. That's the line I'm trying to keep you from crossing.

VP Warner: Then you leave me no choice but to deliver to the President pro tempore of the Senate and the Speaker of the House a document declaring you unfit for the Office of the Presidency.

VP Warner: It doesn't have to be such a snake pit, Elizabeth-- the world. It really doesn't.

Carrie: Is it too late?
Saul: For?
Carrie: Me to join? I think I could be useful.
Saul: Fucking kidding? Can you be ready in four hours?
Carrie: If I hustle.

Franny: Are you coming back?
Carrie: Of course I'm coming back. I'm going to work, and I always come back when my work's over, don't I?... I always come back.

Maggie: Now go. Go do what you were born to do.

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Vengeance Is Mine

Outlander 2×11

Charles Stuart: It is intolerable! I'd rather be run through by a British bayonet and have my body buried in an unmarked grave than turn back after we have come this far! But I see now that I am betrayed by both friends and allies. You do what you must, but may God damn you to hell for it.

Claire: Here, hold this. I'll get you a black eye patch. You'll be like a proper pirate.
Rupert: Pirates have eye patches?
Claire: And peg legs and a parrot.
Rupert: What in the name of the wee man are you heaving about?
Claire: Mm, oh, never mind.

Murtagh: I kept my word. I lay your vengeance at your feet.

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Терри Пратчетт — Опочтарение (2/10)

<< Начало

&  В любом случае вид оружия заставлял его нервничать, поэтому он никогда не носил его с собой. Оружие слишком высоко поднимает ставки. Гораздо лучше заболтать противника, запутать его, или, если это не срабатывает, полагаться на крепкие подошвы и крик: "Смотри, что это вон там?!"

&  – Стойте! Стойте! Есть же правило! Голем не должен наносить вред человеку или допускать, чтобы человеку был причинен вред!
     Лорд Ветинари поднял палец.
     – Пожалуйста, подождите секундочку, мистер Помпа. Ну что ж, прекрасно, мистер Губвиг, а вы можете припомнить, как там дальше?
     – Дальше? Что там дальше? Нет там ничего дальше!
     Лорд Ветинари приподнял бровь.
     – Мистер Помпа?
     – ...Если Иное Не Приказано Ему Полномочным Представителем Властей, – сказал голем.
     – Об этом я никогда раньше не слышал! – запротестовал Мокрист.
     – Не слышали? – спросил, видимо, удивленный этим Ветинари – Да я и представить себе не могу, кто не включил бы такой пункт в правила. Молотку не позволено отказываться ударить по шляпке гвоздя, равно как и пиле – морализаторствовать о природе дерева. В любом случае, на меня работают: палач мистер Трупер, с которым вы уже встречались, конечно, и городская Стража, и солдаты, и, иногда, другие... специалисты, которые полностью уполномочены убивать в целях самозащиты или для защиты интересов города.

&  Всегда есть точка зрения. Всегда есть цена. Всегда есть способ.

&  Это здание явно построили с утилитарной целью. Так что получилась просто большая коробка, чтобы обеспечить пространство для сотрудников, с двумя отходящими назад пристройками, между которыми помещались конюшни. Перед зданием воткнули несколько половинок дешевых колонн, сделали несколько ниш для всяких разных каменных нимф, расставили вдоль парапета каменные урны и – вуаля! – изобразили таким образом Архитектуру.

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The Death of Stalin

Sergei: Who was it'?
Andreyev: The Secretariat of the General Secretariat. Of the General Secretary. The Secretary of the General...
Sergei: Stalin?

Andreyev: If you wouldn't mind just taking your seats again. That would be fantastic. Take your seats. Take your fucking seats. Don't worry, nobody's gonna get killed, I promise you. This is just a musical emergency.

Georgy Malenkov: I'm exhausted. I can't remember who's alive and who isn't.
Nikita Khrushchev: Georgy, when you go home, make sure your wife writes down everything you think you said tonight. This way in the morning you know what you're dealing with. That's Khrushchev's Law.

Georgy Malenkov: He's irreplaceable. How can we possibly... All right, we must think of the people. As Acting General Secretary, I must step up. I must... I must take his place while he's... on the floor.
Lavrenti Beria: But you just said he's irreplaceable...
Georgy Malenkov: Irreplaceable. Take his place as in assembling the Central Committee, of course.
Lavrenti Beria: Good. I was testing you. Get used to that sort of challenge. So, what next, boss?

Lavrentiy Beria: Have a long sleep, old man. I'll take it from here.

Georgy Malenkov: When I piss, I try to make eye contact with an officer. Ruins their day.
Lavrentiy Beria: When I piss, I try to piss on an officer. Also ruins their day.

Dr. Lukomsky: Following a group assessment of Comrade Stalin, we've arrived at the unanimous conclusion, based on a collective finding...
Lavrentiy Beria: Please put him out of his misery.
Lidiya Timashuk: Comrade Stalin has had a cerebral haemorrhage. The right side of his body is paralysed.

Georgy Malenkov: All those in favour of pausing the arrests, of pausing the executions?.... All those in favour?.....
Vyacheslav Molotov: Hmm. I've always been loyal to Stalin. Always. And these arrests were authorised by Stalin... But Stalin was also loyal to the collective leadership, and that is true loyalty... However, he also had an iron will, undeviating, strong. Should we not do the same and stick to what we believed in?.... No. It is stronger still to forge our own beliefs with the beliefs of the collective leadership. Which I have now... done.
Georgy Malenkov: Carried... unanimously. Thank you.

Maria Veniaminovna Yudina: Small. He looks so small.

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Nikita Khrushchev: What game is this, Lavrenti?
Lavrentiy Beria: Oh, don't be hysterical. We're in a new reality.
Nikita Khrushchev: What, you're the good guy now'? You locked up half the nation. You beat them, you raped them, you killed them.
Lavrentiy Beria: Yes, and now I'm releasing them. And you won't believe how many will be free.

Maria Veniaminovna Yudina: But I'm confident of everlasting life.
Nikita Khrushchev: Who the fuck in their right mind would want everlasting life?!

Field Marshal Zhukov: Who?
Nikita Khrushchev: Beria.
Field Marshal Zhukov: I'm gonna have to report this conversation. Threatening to do harm or obstruct any member of the Presidium in the process of... Look at your fucking face! Nikita Khrushchev. You balls like Kremlin domes.

Georgy Malenkov: If you could do me a favor and just nod as I'm speaking. People are looking to me for reassurance and I have no idea what is going on.

Nikita Khrushchev: ".... You are accused of treason and anti-Soviet behavior. The court finds you guilty and sentences you to be shot."

Nikita Khrushchev: I will bury you in history! You hear me, you fat fucker?

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Σ xaxam: «...очень симпатичный постмодернистский стёб в духе тарантиновского "Криминального чтива" над кремлёвскими упырями, чёрная комедия (с минимумом кетчупа). За исключением дуэта Берия-Хрущёв остальные персонажи строжайше выдержаны в традициях commedia dell'arte, совершенно ходульные маски, как и положено персонажам комикса. Но их рекомбинации в качестве заднего плана получаются очень смешными, эдакие интермедии. Это всё может заценить даже человек, не знавший до этого ни одного имени между Сталиным и Хрущёвым.

Отдельный бонус получат те, кто жил в СССР, изучал Историю КПСС и помнит анекдоты советских времён. В кадре звучит приказ "Хрусталёв, машину!", в ответ на пожелание Берии советскому народу "хлеба и мирного неба" Анастас Микоян хихикает, что сосиски - лучше... Можно устроить квиз, кто больше таких жемчужинок заметил. У сценаристов были отличные консультанты из наших.

Смотрится с удовольствием и на одном чейн-стоксовом дыхании.»

The Reclusive Potential

The Big Bang Theory 11×20

Leonard: Don't look at me. When the music stopped, you were holding Sheldon.

Leonard: As Sheldon's best man, I need to inform you that this is not a bachelor party.
Sheldon: And tell them why.
Leonard: Because you're a tiresome scold.
Sheldon: No. It's because a bachelor party is typically a hedonistic blowout where no pleasures of the flesh are denied. I'm not interested in that.
Leonard: How is that not exactly what I said?

Bernadette: It's a quilting bee!
Amy: My bachelorette party's a quilting bee!
Bernadette: Isn't it perfect?
Penny: Yeah, instead of oiled-up strippers and sex toys, we thought: what does Amy like?

Sheldon: We need to set some ground rules so that you don't embarrass me. No magic. No whining. You-- just no.

Sheldon: Um... no offense, Dr. Wolcott, but I'm not sure this makes any sense.
Dr. Wolcott: That's because I've written it all backwards.
Sheldon: You... Wow. That's "wow" backwards. Hmm. You know... I still don't get it.
Dr. Wolcott: Well, plus the numbers are letters and the letters are numbers.
Sheldon: Oh. I love him.

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Penny: Are you having fun?
Amy: Yeah... I just, uh, finished sewing this top to bottom. Now I'm gonna sew it side to side.
Bernadette: Pace yourself. Some more tea?
Penny: Oh, lovely.

Amy: Of course I like quilting! It's the slowest way to make a blanket! But this is my bachelorette party! It's supposed to be fun and wild and full of bad decisions.

Sheldon: Dr. Wolcott, your work on time is revolutionary.
Dr. Wolcott: I would say thank you, but, in my theory of time, you've already called my work revolutionary, I've already thanked you, and I hate repeating myself, so let's move on.

Howard: Great. Who's gonna tell Amy we lost her fiancé to a madman in the mountains?

Dr. Wolcott: She lives in Munich. It's a perfect marriage. We focus on our work and send each other cards every year on our birthdays.

Sheldon: ...Also, I'm from Texas, and I can taste the difference between rabbit and squirrel.

Sheldon: Amy, would you still love me if I wasn't who you thought I was?... Well, what if it turns out I'm not the single-minded, science-obsessed recluse who puts his work above everything and everybody else that you fell in love with?
Amy: What if I'm not the straightlaced, buttoned-up, quilting queen you thought I was? What if I'm a... Riverdancing wild woman?

Sheldon: Do you really know how to Riverdance?
Amy: You tell me......
Sheldon: ... I'm the only man you do that for.

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The Magnificent Seven (2016)

Chisolm: Somebody fetch the sheriff.

Chisolm: ...So you seek revenge.
Emma Cullen: I seek righteousness, as should we all. But I'll take revenge.

Josh Faraday: I didn't want to kill him. He shouldn't have touched my guns.

Josh Faraday: Is it difficult?
Chisolm: Impossible.
Josh Faraday: How many you got so far?
Chisolm: Two.
Josh Faraday: What, them?
Chisolm: You and me.

Vasquez: Where is your gun?
Chisolm: Man carries a gun, he tends to use it.

Goodnight Robicheaux: Oh, sight to see, even with a storm on our backs.
Chisolm: Yeah. Rain ain't nothing but wet.
Goodnight Robicheaux: Well, what we lose in the fire we will find in the ashes.

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Josh Faraday: Tell you what, for a sip of your whiskey, I'll teach you a few lessons. Lesson one. This ... means don't shoot. ...
    Now, lesson two. Take this card out of my hand. You take the card, you live. You don't, you die. ..... You got to be quick. You just lost your first gunfight. Try it again.... Lesson two. It was never about the cards.
    Now, I'll give you a third lesson...

Chisolm: You want to keep your town, you're gonna have to fight for it.

Chisolm: We're here to help you, but you got to help us. We're gonna need every somebody out here to help us fight.

Goodnight Robicheaux: Fame is a sarcophagus.
Josh Faraday: You read those in a book, or you just make 'em up as you go?
Goodnight Robicheaux: I'll try to use one-syllable words from now on.
Josh Faraday: What... What's a syllable?

Josh Faraday: Statistically speaking, they should've hit something.

Josh Faraday: I've always wanted to blow something up...

Josh Faraday: Six pounds of pressure. That's all that's required to kill a man. And they say the nightmares never go away...

Vasquez: Are you okay, güero?
Josh Faraday: So far, so good.

Goodnight Robicheaux: This reminds me of what my daddy used to say.
Billy Rocks: What's that, Goody? What?!
Goodnight Robicheaux: Well, my daddy used to say a lot of things, you know.

Bartholomew Bogue: If God didn't want 'em sheared, he wouldn't have made 'em sheep.

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Wrath

The Walking Dead 8×16

Siddiq: But all that's left of the people we lose, what was theirs... are their ideas.
Rick: Thank you.

Ezekiel: But to justify everything we've lost, we must risk losing everything.

Morgan: We are worse than we were... me and you. We are.

Morgan: We've both lost everything, everything good. What... What does it matter if we spend whatever's left on keeping people alive? ... We have. And we can't go back. So let's just finish this.

Eugene: Depending on the terrain and timing, the pump and priming, I believe we should attempt a one-fell-swooper. A firing line that would minimize chaos opportunity and alpha-to-omega this thing in less than 10.
Negan: Are you sure that's something you want to see?
Eugene: More of a "need to" thing.

Negan: Idiots.

Negan: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Probably.

Jared: You don't die, right? Man... You oughta try it sometime.

Negan: You said you didn't want to die a fruitless death. Well, you can't always get what you want.

Jesus: I have a simple proposal. Something to try... This end for the dead, and this end for the living. And things will get better.
Carol: Jesus. I'm starting to like that guy.

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Negan: Well, damn, Rick, look at that. Pegged again. Pegged so very hard.

Negan: I ambushed your ambush with an even bigger ambush.

Negan: Pick a direction to run. See how you do. Make it fun for all of us.

Negan: We are cleaning house today, Rick.

Norris: Any of you gents with me? 'Cause I'm with her. Even if she's not with us.

Negan: It's just you and me, Rick. And you... You are torn open. I am bigger, I am badder, and I got a bat.

Negan: Look what you did. Carl didn't know a damn thing...

Rick: Go home. Then the work begins. The new world begins. All this... All this is just what was. There's gotta be somethin' after.

Eugene: Ergo, I created a modicum of phooey for a full kablooey.

Rick: My mercy... prevails... over my wrath.

Morgan: You don't want to be alone. People. Everything is about people. Everything in this life that's worth a damn.

Maggie: But Rick and Michonne... Rick was wrong to do what he did. Michonne, too. So we're gonna bide our time, wait for our moment... and then we're gonna show him.

Father Gabriel: Thank you. Thank you. I understand. I know now. You've given me so much... After you've given me so much. I can see.

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Useful Idiot

Homeland 7×9

Gromov: I can't!
Simone: Then I must plan to never see you again...

Saul: He may be a grasping partisan, but... he's also a patriot.

Carrie: ...he told me there's a burn code for emergencies, delivered as a tweet. And when you get it, you don't just go to ground, you torch your entire part of the operation.

Saul: You think we can launch it?
Carrie: I don't know. You tell me. It means breaking into the Twitter server, which may or may not be feasible. Never mind the legal issues.
Saul: I'll look into that end...

President Keane: What's the catch?
Saul: It'll require some NSA intervention and an American media company. Probably best undertaken without their knowledge.
President Keane: Say what you mean, Saul.
Saul: Electronic breaking and entering on US citizens. If you consider us under attack, you're at liberty to authorize it.
President Keane: But?
Saul: But if it ever leaks, you look like you're playing fast and loose with the Constitution.
President Keane: You notice the longer this goes on, the more I become the leader my enemies say that I am...

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Senator Paley: The Russians?
Saul: Yes, sir.
Senator Paley: Yeah, give me a fucking break.

Senator Paley: For Christ's sake. You gonna tell me Castro was in on this, too?

Saul: So far, he's confirmed a devastating account of Russian interference in our Democratic process, including feeding you and your committee a steady diet of manipulated information designed to bring down the President of the United States.

Senator Paley: What's "UI"? It says it next to my name.
Saul: Those are categories used by the GRU. "T" for target, "RA" for recruited asset, "UI" for...
Senator Paley: What?
Saul: .... Useful Idiot.

Senator Paley: What we need is a face-saving measure. Build a narrative about unity in the face of adversity! Some crap like that.

Max: They work pretty hard to stay anonymized.
Sandy: We pray for the lazy ones-- some genius who logs in from Starbucks.

Gromov: Breathe. Breathe. You'll be fine.

Gromov: I don't poison my own people. I have... I have many flaws... but that isn't one of them. I protect my people.

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Prestonpans

Outlander 2×10

Angus: It occurs to me... I'll be leaving Scarlet to ye as well.
Rupert: Scarlet the whore?
Angus: Part-time whore. Full-time barmaid.
Rupert: She's not yours to give, ye daft bastard.
Angus: Well, I'm saying she is. And it's ye I'll be giving her to. Do ye accept?
Rupert: I do not.

Murtagh: In a raid, every man has a part to play. You tell yerself that the raid's success or failure is dependent on yer actions. And if ye're forced to wound a man, kill him even, chances are... ye stare into his eyes when doing it. And if you were to be killed, ye'd die knowing that yer memory would live on within yer clan. Yer death would have meaning. But this... this is different. We're but part of a 2,000 strong army. My death, your death, alone would be meaningless. 500, 1,000 would have to be slain before our deaths take on any meaning.
Jamie: That's not a very comforting thought on the eve of battle.
Murtagh: Aye.

Murtagh: I expected the flavor of victory to taste sweeter.
Jamie: Aye. War tastes bitter, no matter the outcome.

Jamie: Well, Claire, turns out you were right about Prestonpans after all.
Claire: I was, wasn't I? That means... I'm also right about the disaster awaiting us at Culloden.

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Терри Пратчетт — Опочтарение

<< Шляпа, полная небес... (Плоский мир—32)

Плоский мир — 33

Мокрист фон Губвиг — 1

  “Флотилии мертвецов дрейфуют по всему миру в подводных реках. ...

&  Фруктовые корзинки – они как жизнь: пока не снимешь сверху ананас, ни за что не угадаешь, что же там под ним.

&  Все-таки люди странно мыслят. Укради пять долларов – и тебя назовут мелким воришкой. Но если ты украл тысячи, то тут уж одно из двух: или ты правительство, или герой.

&  Охранник был прав. Все что нужно сделать в этой жизни – это вытащить ананас. Он большой, колючий и шишковатый, но зато под ним могут оказаться персики.

&  – Мистер Мокрист, этим утром у вас небыло вообще никакого опыта относительно пребывания в мертвом состоянии, но, если бы не мое вмешательство, то вы бы и с этим чрезвычайно успешно справились. – резко заметил лорд Ветинари – Это прекрасная иллюстрация простой истины: не попробуешь – не узнаешь.

&  Всегда двигайся быстро. Потому что никогда не знаешь, что преследует тебя по пятам.

&  Есть поговорка: "Нельзя обмануть честного человека", ее чаще всего повторяют люди, которые имеют неплохой доход, обманывая честных людей.

&  Этот благословенный мир практически свободен от честных людей, зато он чудесно полон людьми, которые верят, что могут отличить честного человека от мошенника.

&  Человек, который не в состоянии просто запомнить, где он спрятал клад, вполне заслуживает того, чтобы лишиться его.

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Pitch Perfect 3

Pitch Perfect 2 <<

Fat Amy: What's up, pitches?

Calamity: I'm Calamity. This is Serenity, Veracity, and Charity.
Fat Amy: If I joined your group I could be Obesity... Get it?

Chloe: So you guys saw what we did there, right?
Veracity: Yeah. So... it's singing.
Chloe: No, well... We just took the last word of the old song and matched it with the first word of the new song, but you stay on tempo, stay on beat, stay on pitch and, of course, keep it in the relative key.

Aubrey: Well, don't give up. My dad always says, "Age wrinkles the body, but quitting wrinkles the soul."

Aubrey: ...And my dad always said, "Expect finite disappointment, and remember, there's always more where that came from."

Fergus: Come to the boat, or your friends swim with the fishies. And I think you know I mean it.
Fat Amy: Oh, I know you mean it. Because you're a terrible person that does terrible things. But there's one thing you're forgetting, Dad... I'm your daughter. Your nightmare blood, it runs through my veins! ... You think you're bad? You have no idea what I'm capable of. I've graduated college. I could do anything. So say your prayers, 'cause Fat Amy is coming... for you.

Fat Amy: This is way too much cardio...

Fat Amy: Beca, you can't say no. You've gotta do it. Look, your real family doesn't hold you back. They lift you up.

Fat Amy: I just found out I got $180 million to put into "Fat Amy Winehouse." Wait, I could do more shows. "Fat Amy Adams." "Fat Amy Grant." Oh, that would be good for Christmas.

Aubrey: You guys, it's like my dad always says, "Always give a hundred percent, unless you're donating blood... or getting a divorce."

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Lies, Amplifiers, F**king Twitter

Homeland 7×8

Carrie: If you were really so sure you had a way to stop that, you wouldn't have answered the phone.

Senator Paley: We're here... to ask you to resign.

Carrie: I can break him. You know I can. I've done it before.
Saul: ... I don't trust you. Not like I used to.

President Keane: I don't want your resignation. He's counting on that, wearing us down so at some point, we'll do anything just to make it stop.

Wellington: I can't read between the lines on this, Elizabeth. You're gonna have to tell me yes or no.

President Keane: Tell them in terms they understand. No more.

Viktor: That woman on the video yelling at you, screaming up a storm. All of them are crazier than usual these days.

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Viktor: You can't be serious!
Wellington: I understand, Viktor, that you have to say that. Nonetheless, please tell Moscow that if Simone Martin lies--

Viktor: We are not responsible for that woman. If you cannot handle her, I don't know what you expect me to do.
Wellington: Well, the Sixth Directorate will know... Pass the message to Moscow.

Carrie: The problem isn't that you don't love your country. It's that your country doesn't love you back.

Carrie: Okay. There is something going on--
Maggie: There's always something going on.
Carrie: No, I mean the country is under attack right now!

Carrie: I have an idea about what to do next.
Saul: Carrie, he asked for a lawyer.
Carrie: I know. Let's give him one.

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Justice League

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) <<

Boy: How many people that you saved... Have you saved?
Superman: I...
Boy: Never mind. Does your thing really stand for hope?
Superman: Yes. It does.
Boy: But it looks like an "S."

Diana Prince: We're asking people we don't know to risk their lives.
Bruce Wayne: I know. That's how this works.

Bruce Wayne: I know you have abilities. I just don't know what they are.
Barry Allen: My special skills include viola, web design, fluent in sign language... Gorilla sign language.
Bruce Wayne: Silica-based quartz sand fabric, abrasion resistant, heat resistant...
Barry Allen: Yeah, I do competitive ice dancing.
Bruce Wayne: It's what they use on the space shuttle to prevent it from burning up on reentry.
Barry Allen: I do very competitive ice dancing.

Barry Allen: People are difficult. They require a lot of focus. They, uh... They have, like, a rhythm that I haven't quite been able to... Like brunch! Like, what is brunch? You wait in line for an hour for, essentially, lunch. I mean... I don't know. People are a little slow.
Bruce Wayne: I'll try to keep up.

Bruce Wayne: ... I'll tell you on the plane.
Barry Allen: The plane? What are your superpowers again?
Bruce Wayne: I'm rich.

The Flash: Here's the thing. Um... See, I'm afraid of bugs and, um, guns, and obnoxiously tall people. And murder. And I can't be here. It's really cool you guys seem ready to do battle and stuff, but, full transparency, I've never done battle. I've just pushed some people and run away.
Batman: Save one.
The Flash: What?
Batman: Save one person.
The Flash: Uh... Which one?
Batman: Don't talk, don't fight. Get in, get one out.
The Flash: And then?
Batman: You'll know.

Batman: Sorry, guys. I didn't bring a sword.

Diana Prince: Superman is dead. We all wish he weren't.
Bruce Wayne: We don't know what state he's in. We know we can't bring him back. But this is science beyond our limits. And that's what science is for. To do what's never been done. To make life better.
Diana Prince: Or to end it. Technology is like any other power. Without reason, without heart, it destroys us.

Victor Stone: ...I was running the numbers while you were being an asshole, and there is a high probability that we can bring him back.
Barry Allen: Right, right. But we mean bring him back in like a, "Yay, he's back!" way, not in like a Pet Cemetery scenario.

Wonder Woman: He's confused. He doesn't know who he is.
The Flash: Pet Cemetery.

Diana Prince: You were pushing me to lead the team. But leaders get people killed. I fought always when I was needed. But to lead, to step into the light and to say to people, "This is worth your life." When it's your fault, they're all Steve Trevor.

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Σ nostradamvs: «Как и Marvel, DC Comics пытается впрячь всех своих героев в одни и те же сани. И вот они все – Бэтмен, Аквамен, Чудо-женщина и другие – мучительно криво пытаются собраться в паззл, но получается у них плохо. А Супермен-то умер. И герои 1,5 часа думают, что же делать с грядущим апокалипсисом, а потом вдруг говорят: ой, бля, а давайте оживим Супермена. И оживляют. Почему этого нельзя было сделать в первых 30 секундах фильма… ну, фильма бы не было.»

The Tenant Disassociation

The Big Bang Theory 11×19

Amy: Just close the window if you don't like the smell.
Sheldon: Of course I like the smell! It's salt and fat. My brain may be evolved, but my tongue still wants to pick up a club and drag that truck back to my cave.

Stuart: It was me. Yeah. I was trying out a flirty new smile...
Howard: Now, I don't use the word “ghoulish” a lot, but... I-I just can't think of another word.

Sheldon: If leaders just stepped aside every time they didn't have the consent of the governed, what would we have?
Amy: Democracy.
Sheldon: Not on my watch!

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Andante

Homeland 7×7

Saul: I really think you'll want to sit down.

Wellington: I've been involved with a Russian agent?
Saul: Almost certainly.

Clint: Who's that?
Saul: Max.
Clint: What-- what's-- what's his skill set?
Saul: Irritant.

Audrey: You know what really bugged him? The sheer unfairness of it all. 'Cause at the same time he's over there, trying to bring some sanity to the situation, there's this woman, this CIA station chief, who was completely off the rails. Right around the time he's sent home from Kabul, total pariah, this crazy lady drops a drone on a wedding party, killing 40 people. And you know what she gets? A promotion...

Clint: Her charity, the International Democracy Foundation? It's a Russian front.

Judge: Your problem? It's called politics, which is why it's such a goddamn mess. It's also why I have no intention of intervening, and nobody else in this building would either.

President Keane: They're trying to destroy me.
Saul: All respect, Ma'am, they're trying to destroy the country. Used to be from St. Petersburg and Moscow. Now it's from Pennsylvania Avenue, three blocks from the White House.

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Je Suis Prest

Outlander 2×9

Lucas: Ma'am, can I ask you a question? What kind of food is this trying to be?
Claire: Well, that, Private Lucas, is trying to be black pudding, though you would probably call it sausage.
Lucas: Then what do you call what we call pudding?
Claire: Pudding.
Lucas: The British and Americans... Two people separated by a common language.
Claire: George Bernard Shaw.

Claire: I'm not sure that you'll grasp the meaning of this either, but I'll try my damnedest... Fuck yourself!

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Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Star Wars: The Force Awakens (Episode VII) <<

Leia: Wipe that nervous expression off your face, 3-PO.
C-3PO: Oh. Well, I will certainly try, General... Nervous?

Supreme Leader Snoke: You failed! Skywalker lives. The seed of the Jedi Order lives. And as long as it does, hope lives in the galaxy. I thought you would be the one to snuff it out. Alas, you're no Vader. You're just a child in a mask.

Luke Skywalker: You think what? I'm gonna walk out with a laser sword and face down the whole First Order? What did you think was going to happen here? You think that I came to the most unfindable place in the galaxy for no reason at all? Go away.

Leia: There are things that you cannot solve by jumping in an X-wing and blowing something up! I need you to learn that.
Poe: There were heroes on that mission...
Leia: Dead heroes. No leaders.

Luke Skywalker: Three lessons. I will teach you the ways of the Jedi and why they need to end... Lesson one, sit here, legs crossed. The Force is not a power you have. It's not about lifting rocks. It's the energy between all things, a tension, a balance, that binds the universe together.

Luke Skywalker: Breathe. Just breathe. Reach out with your feelings... What do you see?
Rey: The island. Life. Death and decay, that feeds new life. Warmth. Cold. Peace. Violence.
Luke Skywalker: And between it all?
Rey: Balance. An energy. A Force.
Luke Skywalker: And inside you?
Rey: Inside me that same Force.
Luke Skywalker: And this is the lesson. That Force does not belong to the Jedi. To say that if the Jedi die, the light dies, is vanity. Can you feel that?

Luke Skywalker: Lesson two. Now that they're extinct, the Jedi are romanticized, deified. But if you strip away the myth and look at their deeds, the legacy of the Jedi is failure. Hypocrisy, hubris.
Rey: That's not true!
Luke Skywalker: At the height of their powers, they allowed Darth Sidious to rise create the Empire, and wipe them out. It was a Jedi Master who was responsible for the training and creation of Darth Vader.

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Master Yoda: Skywalker, still looking to the horizon. Never here, now, hmm?

Master Yoda: Lost Ben Solo, you did. Lose Rey, we must not.

Luke Skywalker: I can't be what she needs me to be.
Master Yoda: Heeded my words not, did you? Pass on what you have learned. Strength, mastery. But weakness, folly, failure also. Yes, failure most of all. The greatest teacher, failure is.

Master Yoda: Luke, we are what they grow beyond. That is the true burden of all masters.

Let's see who formerly owned this gorgeous hunk-uh. Ah, this guy was an arms dealer. Made his bank selling weapons to the bad guys... Oh... And the good. Finn, let me learn you something big. It's all a machine, partner. Live free, don't join.

Poe: C-3PO, where do you think you're going?
C-3PO: It would be quite against my programming to be party to a mutiny.

Ben Solo: The Supreme Leader is dead.
General Hugs: Long live the Supreme Leader.

Finn: Why would you stop me?
Rose: I saved you, dummy. That's how we're gonna win. Not fighting what we hate, saving what we love.

Leia: Luke.... I know what you're gonna say. I changed my hair.

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Σ colonelcassad: «..... Технически, это весьма красивый и зрелищный фильм, с яркими (но бестолковыми) космическими сражениями, красивыми съемками и неплохой операторской работой. Пожалуй один из наиболее зрелищных в этом году.
Музыка в целом тоже не подводит - достаточно неплохие отсылки к классическим композициям, а также вариации на тему саундтрека из "Пробуждения силы". Проблема технической части (не оценивая логику происходящего) заключается в том, что ни в визуальном, ни в музыкальном плане, фильму особо нечем удивить - просто выполнение обязательной программы типичного блокбастера в промежутке от 100 до 200 млн. долларов, тем более что многие экш-сцены весьма вторичны. ...
Да, новым фильмом вполне можно любоваться, он по своему красив и динамичен, но если во время просмотра всерьез начать задумываться над логикой сюжета, то аудиовизульная магия начнет стремительно распадаться и недоумевающий зритель, который достаточно хорошо знаком с фильмами предшественниками, будет выходить из кинотеатра скорее всего с выражением "Ну, такое..." В таких случаях любят говорить, что это же кино, где надо отключать мозг. Но если вы предпочитает мозг во время просмотра кино не отключать, то в данном случае сказать "Вот ведь здорово!" не получится. Таким джедаям лучше действительно положить конец.»

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