The One with the Baby on the Bus

Friends 2×6

Rachel: But what about Phoebe?
Terry: Rachel, uh, it's not that your friend is bad. It's that she's so bad... she makes me want to put my finger through my eye into my brain... and swirl it around.
Rachel: Okay, so you're not a fan.

Joey: No, no. No. We're two heterosexual guys hanging with the son... of our other heterosexual friend, doing the usual straight-guy stuff.

Phoebe: So, um, are you the professional guitar player?
Stephanie: Yeah, I'm Stephanie.
Phoebe: Oh, right. My name was on there, but now it just says carrot cake.

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