Hot Tub Time Machine (2/2)

Beginning

& April: So you're a Time Lord?
    Adam: Mmm-hmm.
    April: And a Jacuzzi is your spaceship?
    Adam: That is correct, madam.
    April: That's the only part of this whole thing that doesn't make sense to me.

& April: You got to embrace the chaos. You have to. That way, life might just astonish* you.

& Lou: Let's go to the bar, plan our empire. Fucking iPods, you know? Fucking Prius. Match.com. Anything.com. Fucking Internet.com! Fucking Zac Efron. Nobody invented him yet. What about Twitter? Whatever the fuck that is. Hey, we could combine Twitter with fucking Viagra. Twitt-agra.

& Lou: Listen, me and my boys got some shit-kicking to do. But this ain't over. Get out of my way, stool.

& April: So what are we... I mean, do we... What happens?
    Adam: I don't know. I'm not really making any plans. I'm just sort of letting the universe surprise me, right?
    April: I like that. I like that a lot. That's the sign of a happy man.

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& Lou: Lay down. We got a stupid baby to make right now. I'm back inside of you! I can't believe I'm fucking Adam's sister!! I'm doing it! I'm doing it!! ... It's gonna take me a while 'cause I'm a little drunk. ... Oh, no, it's not. Here I come. Oh, my God, I'm gonna come! I'm gonna... Oh, Shia LaBeouf! Dropping loads! So much fucking semen. Little tiny Jacobs! There's my boy.

& Jacob: I knew there was a reason I fucking hated you. And now I know why. I'm gonna tell everybody in prison that I traveled back in time to kill my own father!

& Adam: I know, it's coming. It's coming right now.
    Nick: Patience.
    Adam: Maybe you're supposed to do something different. You're better than him. Maybe not by a lot, but a little. You're the patron saint of the totally fucked. You're completely toxic. There's nothing you can't kill. You're the fucking Violator!

& Nick: Holy shit! Hey, look, it's happening. Here it comes! Hurry up. I can see the '90s.

& Lou: Are we rolling? Welcome back, bitches!

& Jacob: So, Phil, if you wanna find, you know, like porno or a restaurant review or anything like that, you use Lougle?
    Phil: Correct.

& Adam: A toast. Approximately three days ago, or 20 years, depending on your understanding of the time-space continuum, Jacob, sitting here with you guys would have been my worst nightmare. It's true. But I can honestly say right now I'm very happy to be right here in this moment with you, my best friends. To friends.
    Jacob: And family.
    Nick: To past, present and future.

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. Хотя и было сильно пошло, но как-то не пошло в этот раз. В отличие от British Time Machine.