30 Rock 2x5

Greenzo

Season 2, Episode 5

& Jenna: Pete's having an affair.
    Liz: What?!
    Jenna: The lipstick, the spring in his step. The sexy Justin Timberlake hat...
    Liz: No, no, he's still married.
    Jenna: I don't know what to tell you. The only reason men start taking care of themselves is if they're getting someone to have sex with them. If it wasn't for that, they'd just sit at home in their own filth*.


& Liz: What sketch is that for?
    Jake: It's not for a sketch. It's part of our new company-wide global eco initiative. We're going green, Lemon. And do you know why?
    Liz: To save the Earth?
    Jake: So we can drain the remainder* of its resources.


& Ken: Ms.Lemon, Mr. Donaghy, I'm just a simple pig farmer's son. But I would be honored if you'd come to a party at my home.
    Liz: Oh, whatever, fine. I'll come.
    Ken: Super. Mr. D?
    Jake: Uh, no. I could make up some excuse, Kenneth, but I have too much respect for you. During your party, I'll be home, listening to some Schubert. And, uh, ironically, viewing some Canadian pornography.

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& Frank: ... And Fall Out boy will be there too. And there's gonna be Foxy boxing!
    Tracy: Foxy boxing? I love foxy boxing! It combines my two favorite things: Boxing and referees! I got to get into that party, man. Get me Harvey Lemmings!
    Liz: You dummy, first of all, you didn't dial that cell phone. Second of all, that is your own rumor.



-- Dict:
filth — грязь; гадость; отбросы
remainder — остатки


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