House M.D. 7x5

Unplanned Parenthood

Season 7, Episode 5

& House: How about a little something extra when you get home?
    Cuddy: I'm not bargaining sex for babysitting. Besides, you owe me.
    House: For what?
    Cuddy: Sex. I still don't see a female doctor in that room. It's making me very unhappy.
    House: Fine. Out of the goodness of my heart, which will make you happy, which will make you desire me more, which will turn into more sex.
    Cuddy: Be at my place at 7:00.


& Foreman: I've been interviewing people all week. I have it narrowed down to two candidates.
    House: Well, narrow it down to one before Cuddy starts withholding sex.
    Foreman: Uh, she hasn't said anything to me about that.
    House: I said, wipe the grin.


& Taub: Are you okay?
    House: Just talking in a soothing* voice. Not for your benefit. Why? Is it turning you on?


& Taub 2 Dr. Cheng: Diagnostics... Solve a mystery, save a life.


& House: Pfft!

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& Taub: So, what was that shrug*? A "Dr. Cheng could work" shrug? Or a "House is gonna crush you for even considering her" shrug?
    Chase: You suck. House is gonna hate anyone we hire, because he doesn't want to hire anyone.
    Taub: So you think I should abstain*? Just give the decision back to him?
    Chase: Then he'll just mock you for being a wuss. You're screwed.
    Taub: ...Unless House feels like hiring her is his idea.


& Taub: It's not Caroli's syndrome. Dr. Cheng spotted a...
    House: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what? I know about the Jew, the Black, and the Croc Hunter, but when did we get our Asian persuasion* on?
    Taub: Dr. Cheng is the NICU attending on the case. And she's not here.
    House: Well, then I just wasted a perfectly good racial epithet.


& Wilson: Hello, I'm the friendly moose who lives outside your bedroom.
    House: She hates that moose.


& Wilson: It's a dime.
    House: Or a pocket of air.
    Wilson: Yeah, with FDR's face on it.
    House: That's not a face. It's a shadow.
    Wilson: House, the thing is perfectly round.


& House: A blood transfusion isn't a cure. Or a miracle.
    Taub: Then why does the baby seem like she's cured?
    House: I have no idea.


& Taub: Things with House are never as simple as they seem. Trust me, he's got an ulterior* motive, and I've got to figure it out before I do anything.


& Wilson: Third poop in the last half hour. Still nothing.
    House: All right, that's it. Time's up. Operation Valkyrie is now in effect.


& House: Rachel couldn't have eaten a dime because there was no extra dime.
    Wilson: Yeah. So the image that we saw on the ultrasound...
    House: ...was obviously just a pocket of air, like I said all along. But you saw the worst case scenario, like every irrational, worried parent. You'd make a terrible mommy.


& Taub: You don't understand. This whole thing was just a game to House. I didn't have a choice.
    Chang: You're a grown man, Dr. Taub. You can make whatever choices you want, and instead of hiring me when he said you could, you chose to act like a paranoid, scared little kid. I hate kids. Good-bye, Dr. Taub.


& Cuddy: Did someone go poopie?.. What?! How did you eat a dime?
    Rachel: House.



--- Dict:
soothing — успокаивающий
shrug — пожимание плечами
abstain — воздерживаться; не принимать участия
persuasion — секта; компания; группа; сорт
ulterior — скрытый


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