Monster Hunter (2020)

Marshall: GPS is fried, boss. Radio and sat. All I get is static. Even the compass is screwed up. Must have been the lightning.
Steeler: Well, what do you wanna do?
Artemis: Go analog. Navigate by the sun.

Steeler: Jesus. It has to be a dinosaur, right?
Marshall: Saw a dinosaur in a museum one time. It wasn't that big.

Artemis: Let's do this.
Hunter: Hm?
Artemis: Never mind. Let's go.

The Admiral: What's the matter? You don't have cats in your world?

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I've Got This

This Is Us 5×10

Beth: Oh, not tonight. We're gonna have a family dinner. But you can go over her house another night.
Tess: Oh, my God. I told you. It's not "her." It's "their."
Beth: Sorry, sorry. Their house. I just got to get used to using a plural pronoun in a singular way, you know?
Carol: It's actually not that difficult. We've used "they" singularly throughout history really. "Somebody left their umbrella at the office." See? Simple.
Beth: Yup. Right. Simple.

Malik: This your little hideout, huh?
Randall: Not hiding, youngster. Just, uh, carving out a little space for myself. There's a lot of strong, opinionated women inside.

Malik: Um, I-I... I kind of need some advice.
Randall: You're coming to me for advice? You see, that's what I'm talking about. My daughters never come to me for advice, and I'm so full of wonderful advice to share.

Madison: I can't believe we're both moms.
Kate: I know. This is gonna sound awkward, but thank you for sleeping with my brother.
Madison: Ah, anytime.

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The Rapture of Burning

American Gods 3×8

Toni: When the cops terrorize people like us, then they become the bad guys.

Technical Boy: You must be far gone indeed to put your faith in the Old Gods to solve your problem...
Ms. World: Relax, it's been repurposed to provide a restorative process by modulating the electro-chemical neural impulses.
Technical Boy: No fucking way. There is one being in the multiverse who will never fall for techno-babble horseshit like that. Moi.

Liam Doyle: Do you swear that's true?
Laura: I swear on my grave... Graves.

Salim: So, you don't trust the guy who refused to kill you, but you fell in love with the guy who did?
Laura: Oh, my God, Salim. I did not "fall in love" with Sweeney. We just went through some shit together, okay?

Salim: ... [It] seems like a risk worth taking.
Laura: Yeah. Maybe if you're some fucking rube who just fell off the turnip truck.
Salim: I have no idea what that means, but what I do know is if you let go of Sweeney's coin or his ashes, you will be acknowledging the harsh reality that he is dead. And you will have to grieve. And it will hurt. But it's the only way for you to move on.

Bilquis: Try to keep up with me here, dim bulb. You are awake. You can't unthink a thought. Repress what you are feeling. You will snap in two. Let them come, whatever they are: Mad, sad, glad, scared. Just don't deny them. Don't act on them. Let them come, and then let them go.

Toni: Feel free to tell me to mind my own business, but is it possible you feel ashamed?.. Because sometimes unsafe and ashamed can feel similar, but shame is a whole lot of made-up bullshit.

Tyr: You floss every day? I always wonder why people do or don't...

Salim: We all make our own choices. It'll be all right. Inshallah. If God wills it.

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Sputnik (2020)

Colonel Semiradov: I came to ask the mountain to go to Mohammed.
Tatyana Klimova: Are you asking me? Or is that an order?
Colonel Semiradov: I don't believe in orders. It's in the human nature. Orders are not effective for highly intelligent people.
Tatyana Klimova: Interesting. Isn't that anti-Soviet?
Colonel Semiradov: Possibly. I'm not a politician.

Colonel Semiradov: I need a professional who can save a hero.

Tatyana Klimova: Well, Konstantin Sergeevich Veshnyakov... Who are you?
Konstantin Veshnyakov: Read my file. I'm a hero of the Soviet Union.
Tatyana Klimova: I could never understand... A grenade attack on a tank is one thing, but you sat in a tin can at the expense of the government for a few weeks. What's heroic about that?

Tatyana Klimova: Heroes don't abandon their children.

Yan Rigel: The highly developed human brain releases a lot of cortisol when afraid. On this planet, we are the champions when it comes to fear.

Tatyana Klimova: Is that the only thing you care about? Weapons?
Colonel Semiradov: Yes. Do you know why we need weapons? Weapons guarantee peace. A pack of dogs would tear each other to pieces. In order to live in peace, they need one leader.

Tatyana Klimova: If the authorities find out, they'll court-martial you.
Colonel Semiradov: Yes. We don't like initiative. But doctors and soldiers sometimes must make difficult decisions. Victors are not judged. And I'm ready to take responsibility. You're the same, Tatiana.

Colonel Semiradov: Do you know what your problem is? You try to save everyone! But that's impossible. You must always choose.

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Cowboy Aerobics and 473 Grease-Free Bolts

Young Sheldon 4×10

Missy: That's the exercise guy Meemaw likes.
Georgie: Sweatin' to the Oldies 2... I can't believe anyone pays money to watch old people sweat. 40 bucks? They sold over a million of those? At 40 bucks a pop? Do you know how much money that must be?
Missy: I'm not a calculator.
Georgie: 40 times... one million. That's 40 million!

Adult Sheldon: I learned an important lesson that night. When you want something, relentlessly annoying is your road to victory.

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South ParQ Vaccination Special

South Park 24×2

Town Citizien 1: Come on, man. We've been waiting for hours! You guys have plenty of vaccinations in there, just let us in, man.
Vaccination Center Guard: 55 and older and first responders only.
Mr. Mackey: On, uh, hey, uh, we'd like to get in there and get some vaccinations, mkay.
Vaccination Center Guard: Are you on the list?
Mr. Mackey: Well, no, I'm not on the list. I tried to get on the list. I sat on my computer 30 nights in a row trying to make a vaccination appointment and get on the god damn list. Look the thing is we are school faculty, mkay. You gotta let us in!

Town Citizien 3: No, no, you have to let in people with health issues first! I am a chain smoker and my wife is 39 pounds overweight!
Town Citizien 4: I have a compromised immune system! I have genital warts, and I will show them to you!
Vaccination Center Guard: Over 55, first responders and Group 2-B only!

Old Lady: 79, bitchesssss!

Eric Cartman: You guys, Kenny and I are feeling like, even though things are supposedly getting better with the pandemic, we're more depressed than ever. The four of us just seem really different towards each other and we're worried the past year has put a strain on our broship.

Eric Cartman: Kenny was saying he wants to do everything he can to save the broship, and I agree with him. So we had a really positive talk about it during lunch, and Kenny shared some ideas of how maybe we can navigate through this, and I think we came up with a great idea. Okay, so, you know how chicks have periods right?
Kyle Broflovski: WHAT?!
Eric Cartman: It's true! Women have 'periods' where they bleed from their vagina.

Math Teacher: You think this is funny? I come here, and I risk my life to teach you? And I can't even get a vaccination because teachers aren't important enough?! And I get on the websites and can't even get a straight answer on when I'll get vaccinated?! Well, I'm over it! I can't do this anymore!

Eric Cartman: You guys, I think that might have been the single most hilarious thing we've ever done. ....
Kyle Broflovski: .... Do you have any idea what you've done?
Eric Cartman: What do you mean, dude?
Kyle Broflovski: Yeah, we finally get back to school and have some sense of normalcy and you guys make the teacher walk out!
Eric Cartman: Hey, at least Kenny and I were doing something to try and get that spark back! You know 30 percent of broships didn't make it through the pandemic?
Stan Marsh: What if they make us go back to remote learning?!I don't want to go back to being quarantined at home like some of the other kids still are!
Butters Stotch: Hey, fellas! Anything fun happen at school today?!

Garrison: Oh... I'm back! Hey, South Park! I'm home!

Garrison: I'm just completely at home in the classroom. I realize that now more than ever after my little sabbatical.
P.C. Principal: Yes... Your, sabbatical was somewhat controversial...
Garrison: Well, I just went through a little thing. You know, I... I realized I was gay. And then I realized I wasn't gay, I was a woman. And after I transitioned, I thought it was a little mistake and then I went through a phase of being the President of the United States.

Town Citizien 1: Come on, man, it's ridiculous that people can't get in.
Town Citizien 2: Yeah, you know, in Israel they vaccinate everybody. Israel's way cooler than this lame place!
Vaccination Center Guard: So then go to Israel.
Town Citizien 2: I tried... I couldn't get in.

Chris: Tom, I'm outside of the hottest place in town, and what we'd like to do now is take you for an exclusive look inside.
Vaccination Center Guard: You're not getting in, pal.
Chris: I'm actually willing to go inside and get a shot so that everyone can see just how safe it is.
Vaccination Center Guard: I said get lost, your not getting in.
Chris: Please give me a shot... Please, all I want is a shot... Just that one shot that could change everything.

Grandpa 1: Hey there, Billy! Still gotta wear that mask, huh? We're all vaccinated now! I'm gonna go out to the bars and get some pussy!

Grandpa 2: Sayyy... When are they gonna vaccinate you kids? Oh, yeah! You're last!

Grandpa 3: Have fun social distancing, loser!

Garrison: Hey, kids! Guess who's baaaaaaaaack?

Kyle Broflovski: You guys are gonna go and tell everyone the truth about who's fault this is! I didn't do anything!
Eric Cartman: That's right, Kyle, you did nothing. You knew about the prank, you could have stopped it at any time, but you didn't say a word. Silence is violence, Kyle.

Kyle Broflovski: Will you shut up about that!? Nobody cares about your stupid broship!
Eric Cartman: ....... And now you've made Kenny cry.

>> Part II

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One More

The Walking Dead 10×19

Gabriel: That was quite the scream...

Aaron: That's it?
Gabriel: Yes. That's all we get.
Aaron: Why? It's just whiskey.
Gabriel: No. It's not "just whiskey." It's perfection. It's rare. This bottle? Easily cost over $2,000.
Aaron: The fact that people would pay that much to get drunk is a huge part of what was wrong with the world.

Gabriel: The point isn't to get drunk, it's... Just take the cup to your nose and sniff. Now take a moment and tell me what smells you're getting. What does it remind you of?
Aaron: Maple syrup... Vanilla... Breakfast as a kid.
Gabriel: Now take a sip. And let it sit. Now pay attention to the finish. How the flavor evolves.
Aaron: Wow.
Gabriel: Yeah, exactly. Now, we eat. And the meat will taste even better.

Gabriel: And then later he tells me that real ministering isn't preaching from a pulpit. It's talking to people one on one, on their own terms. Relating to them, you know? That's how I know about whiskey. That's how I know about a lot of things.
Aaron: You need to start preaching again.

Gabriel: I don't want to preach anymore. ... The world isn't built for the way we used to be. ... Evil people aren't the exception to the rule. They are the rule.

Mays: You think it's loaded?
Gabriel: Aren't a lot of bullets left in the world.

Mays: The collar. Why you still wearing it?
Gabriel: Probably for the same reason you keep all those bibles. I wear it because the word of God still matters. It's a light in an otherwise very dark world. And a reminder of the goodness still within us. Things like love. Mercy. Forgiveness...
Mays: Toilet paper.
Gabriel: What?
Mays: The bibles. They're my toilet paper. I like the thin pages. And I can find them everywhere.
Gabriel: Maybe instead of wiping your ass with it, you should read it.
Mays: Yeah, I've read it. Cover to cover. That's why I wipe my ass with it.

Mays: There's nothing left in this world but thieves and murderers.
Gabriel: No. There's still goodness. You just have to look for it.
Mays: Who are you trying to convince, Padre? Me or you?

Mays: One round... one in six chance...

Gabriel: No. He's gonna hear this. I know something about looking for the meaning in things. But most times, there isn't any. No answers, no "grand design."

Gabriel: It's okay. We're good.
Aaron: Are we?

Gabriel: Water tower. Last place on the map. What do you think?
Aaron: ... One more.

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Chapter 12. A Libido Sits in the Fridge

The Kominsky Method 2×4

Lisa: What if we took sex off the table?
Sandy Kominsky: What? Do you wanna get married?

Lisa: Come on. I mean, at this point in your life, how important is it?
Sandy Kominsky: Very important. Despite appearances, I can still deliver the mail... If I'm given fair warning.

Lisa: Be honest with me. You go to bed at night. What is more important? A good lay or a good night's sleep?
Sandy Kominsky: Well, doesn't one usually flow into the other?

Sandy Kominsky: Okay. Okay, I will admit my priorities have shifted a bit, but I still like sex. Or at least the idea of it.
Lisa: What does that mean?
Sandy Kominsky: Okay, it's like this. Every time I go to Art's Deli, I buy a quarter pound of pastrami that I take home, even though I won't eat it because it gives me heartburn.
Lisa: So what's the point?
Sandy Kominsky: I like knowing it's in the fridge.

Lisa: So... In your entire life, you have never had a woman who wasn't just a friend?
Sandy Kominsky: Lisa, I try to keep up with the times, but I'm of a generation where if a guy has women friends, it means he's playing on the other team.
Lisa: That's horrible.
Sandy Kominsky: It's the truth.

Sandy Kominsky: Interesting. As testosterone decreases, morality increases... I should write that down. That's good stuff.

Norman Newlander: And what about Madelyn?
Sandy Kominsky: Now, that is a little tougher.
Norman Newlander: Why?
Sandy Kominsky: She got a glimpse of who you really are. You can't do that with women. Trust me. It's never good.

Sandy Kominsky: Nope, friends do not get boners.

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Le Bureau des Légendes #2.4

Malotru: Why are you lying?
Céline: I'm not.
Malotru: And badly at that.
Céline: No.
Malotru: It's disrespectful to lie so badly.

Céline: I'm sorry.
Malotru: Why would you be sorry? She might not have been executed. It's not a certainty.
Céline: It doesn't seem to affect you.
Malotru: I respect you.

Malotru: In this job we win no wars. We only win small battles. And when we do, they are never really victories. We still walk away with injuries.

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Fire and Ice

American Gods 3×7

Derek: See, see that's what I'm talking about. Right there! Right there! He thinks I'm a fucking fag or somethin'!
Chad Mulligan: I-I... I don't care if you are a... a boy or a girl, or... or-or-or both, or-or neither. Okay? I-I don't get it, but I don't have to! What you did is a crime!

Salim: Now is not the time to be impulsive.
Laura: Impulsive? Because I know what I want? This is not Oman, Salim. In America, women can drive cars. They even let us vote, and some of us can negotiate our own fuckin' deals.

Shadow: Okay. Calm down. Slow down. Why'd he send you here? What... Safe from what?
Cordelia: When my boss announces he's a god and someone is killing his followers, which apparently explains why it's partly cloudy with a chance of human remains! I mean, what the fuck?

Cordelia: Look, I'm not asking if he's crazy. We both know he's bat shit out of his tree. I need to know if any of what he told me is true.... Oh, my God.

Shadow: It's okay. It's okay.
Cordelia: I answered a fucking ad. It was cash under the table. Dude wasn't trying to get in my pants. One minute I'm trying to explain where all the payphones went, and then a flaming body hits the asphalt and he's telling me to chill about all these murders because he's a thousand years old and kicks it with warlocks.

Wednesday: What I have learned... is that cruel fate gives us few opportunities to totally connect with the soul of another.

Shadow: Hey! You don't owe him anything. And-and just so you know, this doesn't get any less dangerous.
Cordelia: So what? I'm just supposed to go back to business as usual knowing gods walk among us? I can't do that. Any more than you can.

Mr. Ibis: "...before one can step into the light of one's own truth, one must first determine what that truth is. Quo vadis, as the Romans say. Where are you going? And why?"

Oshun: It's difficult to invite someone to be a part of something until you are a part of it yourself.

Bilquis: Shadow Moon is a man now.
Eugenia: But he still needs our help. Your help. Only you have the power to find The Other.
Bilquis: The Other?
Eugenia: Shadow Moon's only one-half. He cannot lead the people, the "we" alone. You must find The Other. If you do not, the people can never come together, and these will be our last days.

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Crappy Frozen Ice Cream and an Organ Grinder's Monkey

Young Sheldon 4×9

Connie: Where we eating tonight?
Dale: Well, that depends. Why don't you look in the glovebox and check on the Tums situation.
Connie: There's five.
Dale: Oh, my, this is tricky. Well, Mexican's at least three apiece. We might get by with two each if it's Italian.
Connie: You get red wine and then tomato sauce... Hey, if they put lemon in the water, we're dead.
Dale: Hmm. That leaves barbecue.
Connie: Sold. Who gets Tum number three?
Dale: Me. They're my Tums.

Dale: Now, what do you think young people talk about on their dates?
Connie: I don't know. But my knee's telling me it's gonna rain this weekend.

Sheldon: What am I supposed to talk about?
George: Talk about whatever you want. Just... don't be insulting.
Sheldon: What if he says something I think is ridiculous?
George: Keep it to yourself.
Sheldon: What if you just said something I think is ridiculous? Because...
George: Okay, maybe we need to work a little on your conversation skills, like not calling people out for saying stupid things.

Mary: How's pizza sound for dinner?
Georgie: You think I'm eating dinner with my mom on a Saturday night?
Mary: You're adorable. Guess I'm eating alone.

Connie: I knew I shouldn't have come here. Your ex-wife is a bitch.
Dale: I am so filled with love for you right now.

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Chapter 11. An Odd Couple Occurs

The Kominsky Method 2×3

Sandy Kominsky: And just for the record, being campy is making fun of things you don't have the talent to do.

Norman Newlander: Oh, oh, and I found a vase that might have had his ashes in it.
Sandy Kominsky: Ugh! That didn't bother you?
Norman Newlander: Not at all. If anything, it was invigorating. If you wanna feel really alive, hold the burnt remains of another guy.

Madelyn: All I ask is that maybe... you could get a new mattress... What?
Norman Newlander: No, nothing. My friend Sandy is not an idiot, that's all.

Sandy Kominsky: So, Marty, I gotta ask you a question.
Martin Schneider: Addis Ababa!
Sandy Kominsky: What?
Martin Schneider: Capital of Ethiopia. Addis Ababa.
Sandy Kominsky: That wasn't my question.
Martin Schneider: I know. But wouldn't it have been amazing if it was?

Norman Newlander: I wasn't a hippie. I was a beatnik.
Phoebe Newlander: What's the difference?
Norman Newlander: Hippies were peace and love, the beatniks were cool and clapped like this.

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Le Bureau des Légendes #2.3

— At least phone batteries can't be removed now.
Clément: In her case it would make no difference. Her phone GPS has an internal battery.
— What about the mic? What would you get that to work?
Clément: I'd draw from the GPS battery.

Malotru: How did the others manage? People like Philby, Ames, Penkovski, those double agents. Did they think about it all the time? When they went to work each day what did they think of themselves? Were they ashamed? Were they excited? Were they sad? Give me a better world that I can fight for. Give me a dictatorship that I can resist. Give me an addiction that I can satisfy. What were they thinking, when they sat at their desks and began another day of destruction? Céline: Did Sciences Po teach you how to lie to politicians? I need to learn that if I'm to lie to terrorists.
Malotru: If you want to lie to anyone, your mother, your boss, a torturer or the French president, you only need to know one thing: how to lie to yourself.

Shapur Zamani: You are the heroic generation of the Islamic Revolution. It is the responsibility of my generation to receive and pass on your glorious legacy. We share the same objective: to protect our identity against attacks from the West and from counter-revolutionary forces. In this righteous battle are we not allowed to be modern, like our enemy? I believe we are. "In a country, the road to reform travels through culture."
Judge: Your empty words won't convince us.
Shapur Zamani: Those are not my words. They belong to the Ayatollah Khomeini, father of the Islamic Republic of Iran.

Mollah Shahafi: Shapur has taken a Persian proverb to heart. "A bad reputation beats living in the shadows." But don't forget, in the light you are an easier target. May God be with you.

Mag: Henri, be very careful. Be extremely discreet... Some people simply like hamburgers.

Malotru: You learn to take the hits. They come from within, not without. Your feelings are your worst enemy. Hide them, bury them. Or they will betray you. They'll bring you down. Never show how frightened you are when you learn such news, news that drains all your strength, and when you realise that the one thing that gives you hope is on the verge of collapse.

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Made in Italy (2020)

Jack: So, you're not gonna talk to me then?
Robert: What would you like to talk about?
Jack: I don't know, the usual father-son stuff.
Robert: ... What are your views on anti-manga? Do you see it as art or pornography?

Jack: Oh, my god... I'm gonna wake up in a minute.
Robert: Things always look worse in the dark.

Jack: At least the view's quite good.
Robert: That's what you're calling one of the most spectacular convergences of nature ever, a view?
Jack: You haven't even looked at it.
Robert: Two cypress trees frame the composition subconsciously propelling the eye across the negative space toward the focal point of the perfectly central villa, all unified by these magnificent, undulating tuscan hills... Late afternoon, remember? The way the light hits those windows. It takes your breath away.

Kate: Rough translation, very doable. .... Again, and I'm paraphrasing here, not a problem. ...
Jack: Great news, couldn't be better?
Kate: You're a fast learner.

Robert: No, no, I've had enough of this. We're in Italy. The least we can do is have a decent meal.

Robert: What happened to dancing? The well-timed drink? The miracle of a chance encounter?
Jack: Well, now, they've got this algorithm that replaces chance with probability. So, you're less likely to be disappointed.
Robert: Oh, bullshit. Disappointment is an absolute certainty. Everyone lets everyone down at some point.

Natalia: Can I see it?
Robert: Okay, but remember, you'll hate it. People are no good at seeing themselves...
Natalia: Okay, I'm ready.
Robert: Once you get the eyes, you're basically there.

Robert: What did I always tell you? Don't even think about marriage until you're at least--
Jack: 35.
Robert: We guys don't have a clue who we are before then.
Jack: Wait, how old were you and mum before you guys got married?
Robert: 29, but sometimes there are different situations.

Robert: Um, you should know that what I'm about to say is not just because of how dismissive you have been of such a beautiful house or indeed my craft as a painter, although, let's face it, that didn't help. ... Sale's off. Time to go... What I'm trying to say is get the fuck out of my house.
Kate: Robert, please.
Robert: Sorry, get the fuck out of my house, please.

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Le Bureau des Légendes #2.2

Mag: That's what I call "tracing dye" intel. If the lie I just fed the President's advisor appears in the press, I'll know who leaked it... Are you interested in active field duty or would you rather watch videos at your desk?
Céline: I'm interested.
Mag: Then learn to hide your feelings! You'll get us all in trouble.

Céline: Have you ever thought that you were a shit?
Malotru: I've behaved like one, but never thought I was. I'm kidding. Of course I have.
Céline: Are you a shit?
Malotru: Yes.
Céline: I don't know how to lie.
Malotru: That's unfortunate. You're in the land of lies.
Céline: You're really good at it.
Malotru: Wondering if I know how to be a real shit?
Céline: I do. How do you do it?
Malotru: You really want to know?
Céline: Either I learn or I leave.

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Find Me

The Walking Dead 10×18

Carol: Hey, Daryl? Think our luck's run out?

Carol: It feels different. Like everything that's good in the world is not on our side anymore.
Daryl: We rebuild. We start over.
Carol: Until it happens again. We've had a good, long run. Longer than most. But we know this world. The dead. It's gonna catch up to us eventually.
Daryl: Only if we let it. I ain't gonna let it.

Leah: It's not for everyone, you know? Living out in the wild, facing the dead.
Daryl: I guess it'll catch up to all of us one way or another.
Leah: Only if you let it.

Leah: Who'd you lose?
Daryl: My brother.
Leah: How?
Daryl: It was an accident. Never found the body.
Leah: And you think he's still out there?
Daryl: I don't know. But I'm not gonna stop till I find out.
Leah: Always the hero, huh?

Daryl: I stopped you from running, and I shouldn't have. Wanna run? Run. I know where I'm supposed to be. I won't stop you this time.
Carol: And I was right. Our luck's run out, you and me. It's gonna be dark soon. I'm gonna fix the door.

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Chapter 10. An Old Flame, an Old Wick

The Kominsky Method 2×2

Sandy Kominsky: Matter of fact, a lot of the kids here at my class say that I'm very, uh... "woke." ... That's right. You're talking to a man who's got no problem droppin' a deuce in a gender-neutral bathroom.

Madelyn: And now we go for a nice leisurely ride...
Norman Newlander: Be sure and put that on my tombstone.

Madelyn: Oh, just give her a little kick.
Norman Newlander: A kick?
Madelyn: Yeah, a kick.
Norman Newlander: You want me to kick the horse?
Madelyn: Yeah, I do.
Norman Newlander: Nancy, I apologize in advance... Aah!

Martin Schneider: In all seriousness, Sandy, I... I wasn't looking for this. It just happened. Sandy Kominsky: Yeah, that's what shit does. It happens. Shit happens.

Martin Schneider: ... And to Sandy. In the words of Rick Blaine, I hope this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

Martin Schneider: It's not too garlicky?
Sandy Kominsky: I like it spicy.
Martin Schneider: Me too, but always seem to pay the price afterwards.
Sandy Kominsky: One Prilosec, two Tums and a pillow that elevates your shoulders while you're sleeping. Trust me.

Sandy Kominsky: What do you think... Uh, scratch that. What do you know Eileen most wanted for you?
Norman Newlander: To be happy.
Sandy Kominsky: Okay, then. It seems to me that in order to honor the wishes of your deceased wife, you have no choice but to fuck your old girlfriend.
Norman Newlander: Don't be crude.
Sandy Kominsky: Don't be a prig.

Norman Newlander: Still the thought of disappointing her...
Sandy Kominsky: Norman, uh, you once told me that the first lesson an agent has to learn is that the truth is a good fallback position. So instead of freaking yourself out, why not try that with Madelyn?
Norman Newlander: You mean tell her I'm insecure about my ability to perform? What kind of a man tells a woman that?
Sandy Kominsky: An 80-year-old man who's at peace with himself, who's had more than his share of... fornicating and has nothing left to prove.

Norman Newlander: Is it okay if I sleep on the right side of the bed?
Madelyn: Uh... Jeez, I don't know. That's... That's where I sleep.
Norman Newlander: Well, you better think it over. It's kind of a deal breaker.
Madelyn: Boy, you drive a hard bargain.
Norman Newlander: And don't say "hard."

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Barbara (2012)

Klaus Schütz: She won't be even one second too early.
André: What is she like?
Klaus Schütz: If she were six, you'd say she's sulky.

Barbara: Are you supposed to convince me?
André: To do what?
Barbara: To withdraw my application to leave. "The workers and farmers financed your studies. Now it's time to return the favour."
André: That's actually not incorrect.

Jörg: I could come over to you. Come here and live with you.
Barbara: What do you mean here? Jörg: Here. It's possible, some have done it.
Barbara: Like who?
Jörg: Who cares? I could be happy here with you. They'd welcome me here, too.
Barbara: You're nuts! You can't be happy here.

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Le Bureau des Légendes #2.1

Malotru: To be sure of not giving himself away a spy must leave no trace, no electronic or physical trace. No email, no paper, no recordings. Everything is memorized. I have a very good memory. I guess that makes me a good spy.

YouKnowWho: You probably wonder why I asked for an appointment so urgently.
Duflot: Right.
YouKnowWho: Now, we have a new policy. We want to be in total confidence with our allies and historical partners. Since the Bonn incident, we no longer want anyone to suspect us of spying on our pals.
Duflot: Wonderful.
YouKnowWho: We no longer recruit within our allies.
Duflot: And you no longer wire-tap them?
YouKnowWho: You can't expect us to cut our ears off, now can you?
Duflot: That's what I thought.

YouKnowWho: Do you have any idea how many guys come to us with a proposal? I mean, allied guys.
Duflot: No, I don't.
YouKnowWho: 17 a day.
Duflot: 17... Does 17 include mythomaniac candidates?
YouKnowWho: Of course not.
Duflot: That's quite a number. Unfortunatelly, we have not such luck.

YouKnowWho: Our new policy is this: when they come to us with a proposal, we immediately reject it. And then we tell our allies. That is in fact why I am here today.

Malotru: Sending the book was too risky. It's easy to find out I didn't order it.
Dr Balmès: But you did order it. Check your account.

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Le Bureau des Légendes #1.10

Chehlaoui: How did you know we had microphones in the cigar room at the Forum Hotel?
Malotru: Do you think the CIA can install mics in a public areawithout French intelligence knowing? At least when we want to get a message to you we know how.

Dr Balmès: Obviously I don't think you're trustworthy. You've betrayed the DGSE, you've betrayed Nadia El Mansour, you've even betrayed your family. You rush forwards so you don't have to look back. You're very skilled and probably a first-class agent. I think you are extremely dangerous. You're so obsessed with self-control that you've lost...

Malotru: I made one mistake. One. And since then I've been trying to fix it. Maybe I do rush forwards, as you say. But it's not so that I can avoid looking back. I look at myself and I see myself. And I don't like what I see.
Dr Balmès: I've always been fascinated by the power of denial. If you think you're here because of love, you're kidding yourself. You're here because you want another mission. So you can put a mask back on. You crave a double life. You need to pretend. That's why you're dangerous. Because that need is insatiable.

Prune: You look awful.
Malotru: It's work.
Prune: It's not just that. You look old.

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