Potato Salad, a Broomstick, and Dad's Whiskey

Young Sheldon 1×14

Mary: And here is the cherry on top. The sign in front of the church with all the clever sayings...
George: "Be an organ donor, give your heart to Jesus"?
Mary: Exactly. Guess whose job it would be to write those...
George: Yours.
Mary: Already working on a couple. Listen to this. "The best vitamin for a Christian is B1."
George: ... What?
Mary: You know, be one. Like be a Christian. And also B1 the vitamin.
George: Well, now that you explained it, it's funny.

Meemaw: I'm in the prime of my life. I got my water aerobics and my salsa dancing and my bowling league.
Mary: But you love your grandchildren!
Meemaw: I love ice cream, too, but I don't want to eat it from 3:00 to 6:00 five days a week.
Mary: Well, I'm very disappointed.
Meemaw: And I'm fine with that.

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Goldstone

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Jay: Maybe next time.
Anne: There is... no... next... time.

Josh: You see, out here... folks don't take too kindly to outsiders. So if you do want to go lookin' around, just be careful where you step. There's plenty of snakes about.

Josh: So why all the questions, Mei?
Mei: So I don't have to answer yours.

Mei: The truth can be hard to find out here, especially once the sun goes down. And when you find the truth, what will you do about it?

The Mayor: I like you, Jay. Just don't take it personal when things turn from ripe to rotten. 'Cause that's how life is, Jay... Drive carefully.

The Mayor: Josh, I'm just an old woman who likes to bake pies.

Jay: Are you sure you wanna do this?

Josh: You know, growin' up out here in the bush, I wouldn't change it for anything. And I mean anything. But sometimes I can't help but get this feelin' that... I coulda been... or I shoulda been... somethin' more than... what I turned out. I tell myself not to listen. It's just this... small piece inside... that's cryin' out to be me.

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To Ransom a Man's Soul

Outlander 1×16

Father Anselm: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your prayers.
Claire: I wasn't exactly praying, I was... Just sitting here alone, trying to clear my head.
Father Anselm: Were you indeed alone?

Jamie: How can you have me like this?
Claire: I will have you any way I can. Always.

Claire: Do you know what's going to happen in Scotland? The rising. Culloden. The end of the highland culture.
Jamie: What can we do but play our part?
Claire: What if we could stop it from happening? The rising, Culloden... What if we could stop all of it?
Jamie: Change the future? The two of us? That's madness, is it not?
Claire: We have to try.

Claire: I believe we can do anything we want. Just as long as we're together.
Jamie: It will take some thought...

Jamie: I never thought I'd be able to say such a thing again, but... yes. Yes! I'm verra happy indeed, sassenach!

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Dead or Alive Or

The Walking Dead 8×11

Gabriel: It's going to be okay. All of it. Just have some faith. We're on the right path, even if we're on the wrong road.

Morgan: He's gonna live 'cause he knows how.

Eugene: Your message is stamped "received" and very much appreciated.

Negan: Got Frankie there giving you massages... Tanya cooking. You know that gal was a chef?
Eugene: I pictured her in social sciences. Management. Maybe running a drapes factory. Will there be wine?
Negan: There will, indeed.

Eugene: You can help by taking my dinner order, relaying it to Tanya via the longrange. Eggs will do nicely. Dancing with tomatoes.
Frankie: One tomato omelet... You got it.
Eugene: No fold over. I'm talkin' a scramble. Several of them, actually. For my crew.

Eugene: ...And I'd like said repast set up over here, in the Northwest corner, which I hereby designate as this workplace's official cafeteria, break room, and motivational presentational cubby... And my brow will soon be in need of wiping.

Eugene: I think a more biblical approach for maximum fright may be in order. We could rig several medieval-style catapults, start launching undead arms, legs, torsos over their defenses, maybe heads or, you know, big piles of guts. You know, pure psych-ops. I mean, there's some really traumatic theatrics there.

Negan: Thank you. I do believe a rose just sprang out of that pile of shit.

Negan: Let's roll. Big day tomorrow.

Gregory: We run, we live. I mean... how can we win?
Maggie: Look around, Gregory. How can we lose?

Negan: We want people to join the club. Hilltop is gonna learn to toe the line one way or another, dead or alive... Or some kinda shit in between.

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The Athenaeum Allocation

The Big Bang Theory 11×17

Howard: You know, fun fact, did you know baby boys can pee straight up?
Raj: Grown-up boys, too....
Leonard: Why would we high-five that?

Penny: What is this picture?
Amy: Oh, it's an MRI of our brains photoshopped to look like they're kissing.
Sheldon: Is it too sexy?

Raj: Guys, May 12, that's exciting!

Howard: I would take a bullet for them. But I would get seriously mutilated for you.
Bernadette: That's sweet. But you should know, if you got seriously mutilated, I might dump you.

Sheldon: You know, I'm really happy with our wedding date. The month squared equals the square of the sum of the members of the set of prime factors of the day. Isn't that romantic?

Raj: I don't know, I was raised by servants, and look at me.
Howard: I literally can't tell if you think that's good or bad.
Raj: Well, on one hand, they filled my tub with scented oils and brought me honeyed sweets; on the other hand... I spent my twenties incapable of talking to women. So you know, pros and cons.

Kathleen: Here's my card. Why don't you two talk it over, and I will check to see if our soup spoons are “deeper than they are wide”...

Bernadette: We're not putting a TV in the bathroom! That's how you get hemorrhoids.

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Howard: You just said you didn't want to.
Bernadette: No, I don't want to have to, but if I want to, I should get to.

Howard: I think it's pretty sexist of you to say a dad can't stay home with his children.
Bernadette: You know what else is sexist, the phrase “suck it,” yet... here we are.

Sheldon: I said some pretty unprofessional things about his work. I may have even used the “S” word.
Amy: Subpar?!
Sheldon: I'm not proud of it, Amy, but I have a temper.

Sheldon: ...so if you could just please leave before I get angry and say something I will regret about your face, your height, your personal hygiene or the fact that your science, while serviceable, lacks panache.
Leonard: That's actually one of the nicest things you've ever said about my work.
Sheldon: And now I regret it.

Leonard: You're my best friend. I want you to have the wedding of your dreams.
Sheldon: On Mars?!
Leonard: Okay, I want Amy to have the wedding of her dreams.

Raj: Parenting is hard. Like, I've seen and smelled things today that I cannot unsee or unsmell.

Bernadette: When I went by the office they gave me coffee and cookies and no one peed on me. I miss that so much.
Howard: Well, I love the kids, but I also love my job. And sleep.

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Эрик Маккормак — Летучий голландец

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“Очень красивая книга в любимом мной жанре "много историй, замаскированных под один роман". .... рассказчик всю книгу слушает историю, которую ему рассказывает умирающий старик, а потом дочь старика, а внутри истории старика свои истории рассказывают другие персонажи, и всё это очень красиво, грустно и необычно. Просто однажды мужчина отправляет своей жене телеграмму о том, что возвращается домой, но в назначенный час в её дверь звонит совершенно другой мужчина - и она открывает, и принимает его как мужа, и запрещает рассказывать о себе. И закручивается тайна. 8/10.”

  “Благосклонный читатель! Я хочу рассказать тебе историю, которая произошла десять лет назад. ...

&  Взгляни на этот мир, что тысячи тысяч лет полон войнами, бедствиями, голодом, убийствами, общественной и личной жестокостью, несправедливостью, предательством, геноцидом. Нужно быть последним циником, чтобы не верить в то, что за всем этим должен скрываться некий великий замысел, некий великий план.
Пабло Реновски

&  У моей жены всегда живут кошки. Она считает, мир стал бы лучше, если бы каждый человек сначала попрактиковался на любви к кошкам, а уже потом переходил на людей.

&  Как странно, что младенцы часто похожи друг на друга, старики – тоже. В случае с младенцами ... жизнь еще не имела возможности поставить на них знаки отличия, а у очень старых людей годы стерли большую часть отличительных черт.
     Кажется, что время уничтожает различия, ... вновь делая всех стариков похожими друг на друга. Как холмы, что когда-то были хребтами высоких гор.

&  – О'Хиггинс был великим исследователем снов и бессонницы. Его главный трактат – «Spiritus Nocturnus». В нем он утверждал, что даже Бог любил смотреть сны – пока не создал этот мир. А когда увидел, что у Него получилось, Ему начали сниться жуткие кошмары, и Он уже боялся засыпать.

&  – Одна из его теорий гласила, что сны – это воспоминания души о теле... Похоже, он имел в виду, что, когда вы спите, душа, которая изначально чиста, вспоминает о теле как об опасном пристанище хаоса, в котором она вынуждена обитать. Но, по мнению О'Хиггинса, душа на самом деле тоскует по телу со всеми его пороками.
     – За это его и сожгли на костре? – спросил я.
     – Отнюдь, – сказал Томас Вандерлинден. – В его книге им не понравилось другое. Он утверждал, что религия была выдумана слабейшими из людей – теми, кому необходимо верить в божественный порядок во всем. Они должны всегда и везде находить свидетельства этого порядка – и лишь тогда могут гордиться своей правотой. С другой стороны, сильнейшим из людей никакая религия не нужна. Они верят, что хаос есть основа всего сущего, находят тому бесчисленные доказательства и убеждены, что те, кто этого не видит, просто дураки... Именно за эту мысль его и сожгли. И сожгли все его книги, которые смогли найти.

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Peaky Blinders 3×4

Episode #3.4

Tommy: The stag is to remember him. We eat. And then we forget him. No need to forgive him. Agreed?

Tommy: John, I have to say this, you can name your new baby after him if you like.
Johnny: No.
Tommy: So, his name dies. It's been in the family for a long time, but now it's gone. Right. That's done. Fuck him!

Polly: I wish to confess...!
Priest: There's no confessional today.
Polly: The name's Shelby.

Polly: Do you know, it's actually Gray. My name is Elizabeth Gray. Do you think God calls me "Pol" or "Polly"?

Priest: Are you saying you want to confess to a murder?
Polly: No. My confession is that I feel no regret.

Priest: The taking of any human life is a mortal sin.
Polly: No. The UNJUST taking of a human life is a mortal sin. Look it up. Look who did it. Moses. Samson. Lord Kitchener.

Linda: I'll make tea and empty ashtrays, but I won't handle money or slips. Arthur says what you do here is illegal but not immoral.
Esme: Depends what time you get here, Linda.

Tatiana: When there are no rules, women take charge. They understand that the power they have come through silent agreements.

Tatiana: You break the law, but you obey the rules. Why?

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Tatiana: Did you know that madness sets you free? Otherwise, we're just peasants obeying the law.

Tommy: No, I do not want to try! And I do not want your mad fucking Russian brains all over me fucking walls!

Tatiana: There. In an old house like this, the servants expect it.... If there is a call after midnight, the maid who comes in is the one in love with the master...
Tommy: This is NOT FUCKING RUSSIA!!

Tatiana: I know your weakness, Tommy. It's freedom. Madness. Killing.

Tatiana: Then kill him. From now on, you must do everything that you want to do.

Tommy: And why the hell would you listen to her, eh?
Mary: The way she said it, sir.

Lizzie: The Executive Committee of the Union of Bookies and Allied Trades will see you now, sir.

Tommy: Arthur Shelby as a missionary...
Linda: No, Arthur will run the store. I will teach in the school next to it. Arthur will swim in the ocean. I will be on the beach with a towel. The open air and the sun will get rid of all the nonsense in his head from France.
Tommy: That's some plan.

Tommy: When is the child due?
Linda: September. When is the robbery?
Tommy: June.
Linda: Then the timing's perfect.

Oliver: There. That's the look. Imperious. No man is good enough.

Tommy: I bought a cursed sapphire into this house, Mary. And now I'm paying for it. And I don't know what to expect. But neither do my enemies.

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The X-Files 11×7

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Voice of Science: Humans must take care in teaching A.I. or one day, we will be the ones deleted.

Mulder: Blob fish.

Mulder: Play Prince, "Controversy."
Guidance System: I found a faster route.
Mulder: Well, good for you. Just play Prince, "Controversy." ... Oh, how do you get "Teach Your Children" from "Controversy"? That's not even... it doesn't even... it-it's... doesn't even sound like it.

Guidance System: You have arrived at your final destination.
Mulder: You suck, Mr. Phone. We're going old school.

Mulder: Hey, kid, fly this thing out of my face or you'll end up with nothing in your hand but a joystick.

Mulder: Why is your house so much nicer than mine?

Mulder: We have to be better teachers.

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The Sinister Hotel Room Mystery

Sneaky Pete 2×1

Joe: We want you to take us to your mother... and the $11 million.

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Marjorie: You should run.
Marius: It's $11 million.

Chayton: Let me guess, you Googled "How to launder money," and the plot of that movie with Captain Kirk came up. You see it? It's good. Anyway, what they don't say in the film is that the casinos now have RFID in the chips to show that they've been gambled.

Marius: Well, it was stolen from a criminal...
Marjorie: That's right. And any criminal with $11 million isn't just any criminal.

Audrey: How are you gonna handle all this? Just drink and stare off into the distance?
Otto: That worked before.

Julia: What the actual fuck?!

Marius: How do you feel about going to prison?

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Wentworth Prison

Outlander 1×15

MacQuarrie: My only regret is that I wasted my life as a common thief, rather than a patriot serving my country fighting against you lot. To the devil with England and God bless King...

Jack Randall: I may have what are called "unnatural" tastes, but I do have some aesthetic principles.

Jamie: Have me. Let her go in safety and you can have me.

Jack Randall: There was a trial held at Cranesmuir. You were accused of being a witch...
Claire: Yes. Witch I am. And I curse you. I curse you with knowledge, Jack Randall. I give you the hour of your death. Jonathan Wolverton Randall. Born September 3rd, 1705. Dies...

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Free Fire

Stevo: Man, I hate house guests. Yesterday he put my shoes out on the porch and polished them. I mean, what the fuck does that even mean?

Chris: Come here, Justine. You're not FBI, are you?
Justine: I'm I.I.F.M.
Chris: What?
Justine: In it for myself.

Frank: You think this is cold, sweetheart? You should try Holywood in February. Freeze the tits of a brass witch.
Ord: Only thing a girl needs to stay warm in Los Angeles is a flexible outlook.
Frank: I'm not talking about your Hollywood. I'm talking about the real Holywood. Holywood, County Down, Northern Ireland. Not your Cecil B. DeMille bullshit.
Ord: You guys got a Hollywood, too? That's what I like about this business. It can be financially rewarding and you can still learn something new everyday.

Vernon: So, let's open Pandora's box, eh?

Frank: Sympathy's in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis," son, all right?

Ord: Whatever. I forgot whose side I'm on.

Martin: I'm not dead. I'm just regrouping.

Vernon: You've got two choices. One, you distract them with your badinage and I leave.
Ord: My what?
Vernon: Or two, you kill all of these motherfuckers and I leave.

Gordon: That's why I appreciate the arts, you know? If it wasn't for them, then all we're doing... is just this.

Gordon: You seem like a nice girl.
Justine: We can't all be nice girls.

Ord: Let's get the fuck out of here. You could catch your death of cold in here.

Ord: All right, I got a John Denver story for you. So...

Justine: So, about dinner... can I take a rain check?
Chris: Hey, you take what you want, girl.

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Infernal Guinea Pig

Lucifer 3×16

Lucifer: Once upon a time, there were two brothers... Kane and Abel. They fought, as brothers often do, over everything. ...

Pierce: Wait, back up. My brother is in Hell?
Lucifer: Yes, of course. In fact, he's our oldest tenant.
Pierce: I knew it! Do you know how many times I've tried to tell people Abel is the asshat? No one ever believes me.

Lucifer: Well, how much do you hate your brother on a scale of one to ten?
Pierce: One thousand, infinity plus one.

Lucifer: Enjoy the show, Dad...

Lucifer: Time to call the detective.
Pierce: Yeah, that's a great idea. "Hey, Decker. We broke Abel out of Hell, dropped his soul into the wrong body and lost him. Now he's on the lam in the body of the victim from your case. Also, I'm immortal."
Lucifer: There's no need to get snippy.

Linda: Your desire to win tells me you have a strong need for control.

Mazikeen: Oh, God, Abel. You never forget your first...

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Mazikeen: Did you know that Abel was the first soul in Hell?
Lucifer: Mm, an infernal guinea pig, so to speak.
Mazikeen: We all learned to torture by torturing him.

Chloe: Okay, we're gonna need to search your property. Extensively.

Amenadiel: Abel. Have you seen yourself lately?
Bree Garland: Oh. Are those bosoms mine? So that's why none of those menfolk heard a word I said.

Pierce: How do we find him?
Mazikeen: Well... Your brother's a predictable one. He always runs to food or boobs. Usually boobs.

Abel: Yes! Finally! Slayed you before you slayed me! Ashes to ashes, you bastard!

Kane: You're alive, brother.

Pierce: It's now time for Plan "C."

Chloe: So... what do I do now? What, cut all these wires willy-nilly?
Pierce: Damn movies. No. You have to get into the box and disconnect the trigger.

Mazikeen: Up your butt! That's where I want to shove this. And then, I'll press the button.

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Peaky Blinders 3×3

Episode #3.3

Tommy: Well, if she's a good woman, then she'll go to Heaven, eh, Arthur?

Tommy: ...And don't speak on the phones. The fucking secret service is listening.

Tommy: Is this how it is going to be?... All right, listen to me. There's going to be a little war, in a little place that no-one gives a fuck about and the side that is going to lose needs a little bit of help. And they're willing to pay. When that business is done, legitimate business is the priority. Now, do what's on the list and fuck off.

Polly: Look at this house. Look where we are. Look how far we've come. I think it is time we all started acting in a way more appropriate to our station.

Polly: I'd like to propose a toast. It's a family united that shall never be defeated.

Arthur: When you've pulled that fucking trigger and the body of the man you've shot wraps itself around your ankles. They pile up. It gets to the point where you can't walk in a room without bringing a load of them with you.

Arthur: Polly, we're just educating the boss here on our side of the business.

Michael: I'm not a fucking kid any more.

Oliver: My motivation for doing this is twofold. Firstly, you have a face full of contradictions and it's a challenge to capture them in one expression... That's the sales pitch. The second motivation is that I am planning to seduce you eventually and please, God, sleep with you--
Polly: How will that please God?
Oliver: Please me.

Madam Boswell: It is cursed. I feel its curse burning through my hand... Bless you, Tommy Shelby! You'll have good fortune from now on!

Tommy: All religion is a foolish answer to a foolish question.

Tommy: This is the end. This is the end.

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Tommy: I'm a Blinder. I'll take your FUCKING EYES FIRST!

Arthur: I heard the blackbird sing.

Arthur: We're not those kind of men.

Tommy: You can change what you do, but you can't change what you want.

Tommy: There's going to be a vacancy coming up in Shelby Company Limited. Boston office.
Boston, America?
Tommy: Lipstick, clothes from Paris, no revolvers, all legal. Just turn a few heads. Do the transit deals.

Monkland: What organisation?
Tommy: The Economic League, the Vigilance Committee, the Odd Fellows. Section D. They have many fucking names.
Monkland: Shit, shit shit... Mr Shelby. They are very, very, dangerous people.
Tommy: Well, unfortunately, so are we. You have to choose who you're more afraid of. The Peaky Blinders at exactly 11:43, or Section D at some point in the future. If you make the wrong choice you won't see 11:44.

Grand Duchess Izabella Petrovna: I am curious. What was your father's profession?
Tommy: Well, he, erm... He told fortunes and stole horses. Often he would tell a man that his horse would be stolen and they would marvel at his powers when it was.

Tommy: Before I go, I would like it known that I am unable to swallow food in the same room as this priest... Enjoy your evening.

Tommy: I'm being paid to act and to observe, like a soldier. The complexities are your business.

Tommy: She's here. By my side. And she says, "Don't trust these people."

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High School Poppycock

Lucifer 3×15

Lucifer: ....And then I woke up. And it's not the sort of dream I'm used to. A lot less nudity.

Linda: Unfortunately, that's not how it works, Lucifer. There's no easy fix for a lack of ideas.
Lucifer: No?
Linda: No. You just have to be patient.

Lucifer: Well, thank you, Doctor. For being completely unhelpful today.

Ella: Don't you ever miss just having stupid fun like when you were a kid?
Chloe: I was a pretty grown-up kid, actually.
Ella: Well, never too late to start.

Chloe: Is something on your mind?
Lucifer: Nothing. That's the problem.

Lucifer: How do you come up with stuff on the spot like that?
Daniel: Well, the first rule of improv is "yes, and..."
Lucifer: Yes and what?
Daniel: That's the name of the technique.

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Daniel: Well, you agree with whatever's being said... yes. And then you say the first thing that comes to your mind... and.
Lucifer: That makes no sense. But I'm desperate, so I'll try anything. Yes, and.

Mazikeen: That's not a bad idea, kid. Helping people tell the truth is kind of my thing.

Lucifer: You know, high school reunion's a very popular torture in Hell...

Isabel: Wow, I... Do you have a British accent?
Lucifer: Well, I've had many accents over the years, but this one is clearly the best.

Mazikeen: You two have so much in common... Linda, you're a therapist. And, Todd... you're in therapy. Discuss.

Lucifer: Detective. I think I'm the killer.

Lucifer: Detective... will you go to the prom with me?

Lucifer: Very well. A long time ago, dear old Dad put a curse on a... well, a friend of mine. And I want to break that curse, show my Father He's not as powerful as He thinks, that He can't control him. Or me.
Well, crazy metaphor aside, can I offer some advice?... If I've learned anything from this experience, it's that it's better to move forward than stay stuck in the past.

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Дэниел Киз — Множественные умы Билли Миллигана

  “Эта книга является достоверным описанием жизни Уильяма Стэнли Миллигана, первого человека в истории Соединенных Штатов Америки, которого суд признал невиновным в серьезных преступлениях по причине психического расстройства подсудимого в форме множественности его личности. ...

&  – Как адвокат, вы прекрасно знаете, что свидетель не обязан сообщать информацию, о которой его не спрашивают. Вы первый сказали бы клиенту, что он должен отвечать лишь «да» или «нет» и ничего больше, если только это не противоречит его интересам. Если вы зададите кому-нибудь из нас прямой вопрос, то получите правдивый ответ или молчание. Конечно, порой правда добывается разными путями. Английский язык по своей природе двусмысленный.

&  – Вы сняли замок с ящика Пандоры. Остается поднять крышку.

&  – Чтобы управлять судьбой, нужен выдающийся ум. Чтобы осуществлять планы, нужен дурак.

&  Сэмюэль был не согласен с решением Артура. Он обратил его внимание на тот факт, что его нельзя изгонять, поскольку он единственный из всех был религиозен.
     – Бог придуман теми, кто боится неизвестного, – сказал Артур. – Люди поклоняются изображениям, например Иисусу Христу, потому что страшатся смерти и не знают, что будет после нее.
     – Вот именно, – заметил Сэмюэль. – Но послушай, совсем неплохо немного подстраховаться. Если после смерти мы обнаружим, что Бог все-таки есть, что дурного в том, что хотя бы один из нас верил в Него? Таким образом душа одного из нас попадет на небо.
     – Если она есть, эта душа, – сказал Артур.
     – Ну так к чему спешить? Ведь ничего не стоит дать мне еще один шанс.

&  – Мой дорогой придира, – холодно сказал Артур, – право быть снобом имеют только очень умные люди. У меня есть это право, у Мартина – нет.

&  Отгородившись от реального мира, мы сможем мирно жить в своем собственном мире.
     Мы знаем, что мир без боли – это мир без чувств... но ведь мир без чувств – это мир без боли.

  ... – Дэвид дал ему имя, – сказал он, – потому что нарисовал его. Он называет его Местом Умирания.”

The Glass Castle

Rex: Rich city folks and their fancy apartments... But their air is so polluted, they can't even see the stars. We'd have to be out of our minds to trade places with any of them.

Rex: Look at this. All those Juniper and Joshua trees have adapted to survive on only five inches of rainfall a year. That inselberg was formed from cooling magma over a hundred million years ago. Pretty soon, the sun's coming down and we'll be watching Orion and Aquarius and Horologion rotate through the night's sky. This is as real as it gets, kids! And don't let no dumbass doctor tell you different. You learn from living! Everything else is a damn lie.

Rex: This is actually great for your posture. You know, the Indian's never use pillows either and look how straight they stand.

Rose Mary: That is the most beautiful tree I've ever seen! ...
Jeannette: Why that one?
Rose Mary: The wind's been beaten that tree down since the day it was born. But it refuses to fall. It's the struggle that gives it its beauty.

Rex: You see the top of the flames where the yellow dissolves into the heat?.. That zone is known in physics as the boundary between turbulence and order. It's a place where no rules apply. Or at least, they haven't figured 'em out yet. And that's how life is. A bunch of molecules bouncing off each other at random. So there's no point in trying to find a reason or pattern for why you were born at a certain time or why you got bit by that fire. You just got a little too close to the chaos is all. You understand?.. I'm not sure I do either.

Rex: We're gonna tear all this down and replace it with your game room. Ping-pong, pool, foosball...
Maureen: Trampoline?
Rex: Oh yeah, trampoline goes right over there and then uh, all these walls are gone, replaced with three-inch glass, glass, glass... This can stay.

Rose Mary: Doesn't that look lovely? Yellow stands for happiness and creativity.

Rex: Things are gonna be different this time around.

Jeannette: Why are you doing this to us, Dad?

Rex: You're a Walls! You were born to change the world, not just add to the noise!

Jeannette: Stop talking! Talking is not trying!

Mr. Lehocky: Ah, just do what makes you happy. You may make some money and you might not. It don't matter either way if you're doing what you love.

Rex: You know, all monsters are the same. They like to frighten people, but the minute you stare 'em down, they turn tail and run.

Rex: We never did build that glass castle.
Jeannette: No. But we had a good time planning it.

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The Tappys

Grace and Frankie 4×3

Frankie: Does no one understand "ticktock, ticktock"?... On The Doctor House show, this is exactly when he would break into a patient's house and get the letter himself.
Grace: Okay, first of all, the show is called House, and he mostly cures bizarre diseases after making them worse.

Grace: Oh, God, my knee.
Frankie: Oh, no! Which knee? The arthritic knee or the torn meniscus knee?
Grace: The one that's still strong enough to pin you down while I strangle you.

Frankie: Wow, when you look in a closet, you really get in there... It's hereditary. Both my parents were gynecologists.

Frankie: Oh, Arnold, isn't this the perfect time to tell you all about the magical world of tax accounting?
Arnold: Well...
Frankie: Not much is known about tax accounting. Of course, the ancients tell us that it all began with Pythagoras, a known philanderer, but that's a story for another time... And that time is now. Pythagoras...

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Thor: Ragnarok

Thor: The Dark World (2013) <<
Avengers: Age of Ultron (2015) <<

Thor: Well, sometimes you have to get captured just to get a straight answer out of somebody.

Thor: It's a long story, but basically, I'm a bit of a hero.

Surtur: Thor, son of Odin.
Thor: Surtur, son of a bitch.

Thor: Hang on. I'll be back around shortly.

Thor: Okay, so Ragnarok. Tell me about that. Walk me through it.

Surtur: You cannot stop Ragnarok. Why fight it?
Thor: Because that's what heroes do.

Dr. Strange: Tea?
Thor: I don't drink tea.
Dr. Strange: What do you drink?
Thor: Not tea.

Hela: I'm Hela.
Skurge: I'm just a janitor.

Hela: You look like a smart boy with good survival instincts. How would you like a job?

Lead Scrapper: Are you a fighter? Or are you food?
Thor: I'm just passing through.
Lead Scrapper: It is food.

Korg: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Korg. I'm kind of like the leader in here. I'm made of rocks, as you can see. But don't let that intimidate you. You don't need to be afraid unless you're made of scissors.

Thor: How'd you end up in here?
Korg: Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets. So hardly anyone turned up, except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate.

Korg: I'm actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that. Do you reckon you'd be interested?

Korg: Yeah, no. This whole thing is a circle. But not a real circle, more like a freaky circle.
Thor: This doesn't make any sense.
Korg: No, nothing makes sense here, man. The only thing that does make sense is that nothing makes sense.

Korg: Thor, wanna use a big wooden fork?
Thor: No.
Korg: Yeah, not really useful. Unless you're fighting off three vampires that were huddled together.

Thor: Banner, I never thought I would say this, but I'm happy to see you.

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Thor: Hey, Banner!
Hulk: No Banner. Only Hulk.

Korg: Another day, another Doug.

Thor: You know what we call you?.. We call you the stupid Avenger.
Hulk: You're tiny Avenger!

Banner: And what about Sokovia?
Thor: Sokovia?
Banner: The city, Sokovia. Did we save it?...
Thor: Sokovia. Ultron. That was two years ago.

Valkyrie: So, I'm saying that I wanna be on the team. Has it got a name?
Thor: Yeah, it's called the Revengers.
Valkyrie: Revengers?
Thor: Because I'm getting revenge. You're getting revenge. Do you want revenge?
Banner: I'm undecided.

Grandmaster: Revolution? How did this happen?
Topaz: Don't know. But the arena's mainframe for the Obedience Disks have been deactivated and the slaves have armed themselves.
Grandmaster: I don't like that word.
Topaz: Which? Mainframe?
Grandmaster: No. Why would I not like "mainframe"? No, the "S" word.
Topaz: Sorry, the prisoners with jobs have armed themselves.
Grandmaster: Okay, that's better.

Thor: Dear brother, you're becoming predictable. I trust you, you betray me. Round and round in circles we go.

Thor: See, Loki, life is about... It's about growth. It's about change. But you seem to just wanna stay the same. I guess what I'm trying to say is that you'll always be the God of Mischief, but you could be more.

Banner: Guys, we're coming up on the Devil's Anus!

Odin: Asgard is not a place. Never was... This could be Asgard. Asgard is where our people stand.

Thor: Hulk, stop! Just for once in your life, don't smash.

Grandmaster: This revolution has been a huge success. Yay, us! Pat on the back. Pat on the back. Come on. No? Me too. 'Cause I've been a big part of it. Can't have a revolution without somebody to overthrow. So, you're welcome. And it's a tie.

>> Avengers: Infinity War

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Σ varlamov: «...думая о продолжении излишне многозначительных двух первых фильмов франшизы о Торе, руководитель Marvel Кевин Файги решил продолжить найденную в «Стражах Галактики» интонацию и отказаться от излишнего пафоса, имитации актуальных смыслов и культурных аллюзий...»

>> Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)

The Neonatal Nomenclature

The Big Bang Theory 11×16

Sheldon: Not to brag, but Amy's last birthday brought my coital tally up to four...
Leonard: ...Whatever you're doing, it's not bragging.

Howard: Okay, is this the hormones, or have you always been a lunatic?

Penny: You know, I always thought Christian was a nice name.
Howard: I don't know. Sounds a little too uncircumcised.

Penny: Okay. I surrender.
Sheldon: Nice try, Penny. It takes more than everybody not enjoying it to stop a game with Sheldon Cooper.

Raj: Hey, what'd you name him?
Neil Michael. Neil for Armstrong, Gaiman, and Diamond. Michael because Bernie had to get six stitches.

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Like Bad at Things

Homeland 7×4

David: ...I tried telling you last night, you're on track to be the first president since Harrison not to make it through a hundred days.

Carrie: ...I had her declared incompetent.
Carl: Like bad at things?
Carrie: It means she's not responsible for her actions, Carl.

Saul: It's the President of the United States...

Maslin: What did I tell you? You make concessions to these people, they piss on you.

Saul: Waco. Ruby Ridge. They didn't start as firefights. They ended up there. 'Cause with all these guns, it's inevitable.

Dante: How?
Carrie: Well, I've got a thought about that, which will be completely illegal.

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