Booze Cruise

The Office 2×11

Stanley Hudson: You said bring a toothbrush.
Michael Scott: Stanley.
Stanley Hudson: Is this an overnight?
Michael Scott: Maybe. The suspense is just so exciting, isn't it?
Stanley Hudson: Should my wife tell her boss she's not coming in tomorrow?
Michael Scott: Maybe. I don't know.
Stanley Hudson: Not maybe. Yes or no?
Michael Scott: Well, no, but... Okay, don't spoil it for everybody, all right? But we are going on a booze cruise on Lake Wallenpaupack.
Stanley Hudson: In January?
Michael Scott: It's cheaper.

Michael Scott: This is not just another party. This is a leadership training exercise. Right? I'm going to combine elements of fun and motivation and education into a single mind-blowing experience.

Michael Scott: We're not gonna pay for a bathing suit.

Michael Scott: Leader... ship. The word "ship" is hidden inside the word "leadership" as its derivation. So if this office is in fact a ship, as its leader, I am the captain. But we're all in the same boat. Teamwork!

Phyllis Lapin: Michael, everyone in the engine room drowned.
Michael Scott: No. Thank you, spoiler alert. You saw the movie, those of you who did. You... They're happy down there in the furnace room. And they're dirty and grimy and sweaty. And they're singing their ethnic songs and... Actually, that might be warehouse.

Michael Scott: Well, if you like her so much, don't give up.
Jim Halpert: She's engaged.
Michael Scott: BFD. Engaged ain't married. Never, ever, ever give up.

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