House M.D. 7x1

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Now What?

Season 7, Episode 1

& House 2 Cuddy: Hey, you're not gonna... You are.


& Alex, new Cuddy's assistant: Dr. Cuddy?
    House: No, this is Dr. Cuddy's nanny.


& House: What's the problem?
    Alex: Well, I'm sorry to disturb her, but it's Dr. Richardson. He must have the same stomach flu. He threw up in the O.R., and I'm not sure how she'd want me to...
    House: Hold on a second. I've talked to Dr. Cuddy, and she would like you to do three things: One — send him home, two — sterilize the O.R., three — use your own brain. See ya.


& Cuddy: House...
    House: Yeah.
    Cuddy: The secret bath is... burning my lady parts.
    House: How do you think my anus feels? Burning means it's working.
    Cuddy: Can we get out now?
    House: I was so waiting for you to say that.


& Chase: Now, stop being a girl and move.
    Thirteen: So you gonna ask me about this Huntington's trial, and by ask, I mean give me your opinion?
    Chase: No. There is one thing, though... Will you have sex with me?

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& House: You think I'm afraid to go public? I'm gonna prove you wrong.
    Cuddy: With a tripod?
    House: With a sex tape. We'll send it to Wilson. It's a win-win. We get to do it again, and... He might actually learn something.


& Wilson: I don't think you're fine. I think you might be throwing away a drug-free year.
    House: Or... I'm ignoring you for a different reason. Sex with my girlfriend.
    Wilson: Hmm. Will you please just... please let me in? Thank you. And since when did you start referring to hookers as girlfriends?
    House: She's not a hooker.
    Wilson: What are... wha... really?
    House: Begins with "C", ends with "uddy".


& Wilson: How many Vicodin have you taken?
    House: I'm serious. Cuddy and I are now Cuddy and I. There's an "I" in Cuddy.


& Cuddy: I pressured you. Wilson coming through the window pressured you. If you're forced into this, it's not gonna work. Do you have any response to that?
    House: Game on.


& House: Now, unfortunately, we can't fly straight to Normandy, but the layover in London's only a couple of hours.
    Cuddy: What are you talking about?
    House: It's all there. All you gotta do is click Confirm, and we're eating croissant and being insulted by stinky people this time tomorrow. Don't worry. I used Wilson's credit card.
    Cuddy: I can't.
    House: I'm kidding. I used your credit card.


& Cuddy: I don't want you to change. I know you're screwed up. I know you are always gonna be screwed up. But you're the most incredible man I've ever known. You are always gonna be... The most incredible man I have ever known.



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