30 Rock 2x1

SeinfeldVision

Season 2, Episode 1

& Jenna's song: You know, Jojo, when life keeps handing you anchovies just cover them up with some extra cheese and make a pizza.


& Liz: What happened to you?!
    Jenna: Do I look fat? Liz, I had to eat four slices of pizza on stage, each performance.
    Liz: Jenna, that's 32 pieces of pizza a week!
    Jenna: No, that can't be right.


& Jake: Lemon, I am in full-blown* crisis mode. I've already sold 20 million dollars' worth of ad time for Seinfeld-Vision, and now Jerry wants to pull the plug. But I don't care, because I thrive* in crisis mode. That's when I'm really at my best. And the fact that I do not have one idea how to solve this only energizes me more. I've been brainstorming all night... here we go. Number one — kill Seinfeld. Number two — kill Seinfeld, then kill myself. Number three — kill Seinfeld, flee to Svenborgia, then kill myself.
    Liz: Jack, I'm not having the best day either.
    Jake: Number 70 — you seduce* Seinfeld.
    Liz: Now, why is me seducing Seinfeld all the way at 70?
    Jake: Number 71 — I fake a hurricane, and all regularly scheduled programming is preempted.

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& Tracy: Oh, no! Did a korean person die?
    Liz: No, Tracy. It's a wedding dress.
    Tracy: Don't do it, Liz Lemon. I know what me and Kenneth have looks perfect on the outside, but it's work, damn it! It's work.


& Liz: I'm not you, Jack. I can't have a heart attack and pretend like it never happened. I can't break up with someone and immediately recover. I'm not you. I'm just me.
    Jake: Lemon, don't ever say you're just you. Because you are better than you.



-- Dict:
full-blown — полномасштабный
thrive — преуспевать; буйно расти
seduce — соблазнять; совращать


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