The IT Crowd 4x5

Bad Boys

Season 4, Episode 5

& Moss: What the flip* are you looking at? You think this is funny? You think this is some kind of mother flipping* joke? Mother flippers think everything's a mother flipping joke. Well, let me tell you, the jokey* ain't no jokey, sucker. Look at me and what do you see? Just a bad ass brother who made a mistake. One mistake. And now I'm staring at you gimps. Every flippin' day! So what's my story? How did a brother get here? Well, I'll tell you. It all started when I went to fix a printer on floor seven. ......


& Moss: It's a lot faster now, it's one of the advantages of the Pentium processor.
    Nikki: Yeah... I like your glasses.
    Moss: I'm afraid they're not for sale.
    Nikki: Ha-ha.
    Moss: Laugh all you want, they're not for sale.
    Nikki: You're funny.


& Roy: Okay, so now... Turn it back on again! People!
    Jen: That is rude! What is that?
    Roy: Oh, Jen, I have to say, "Have you tried turning it off and on again?" 1,000 times a day. It's like a bloody catchphrase. If it wasn't for you and Moss it would be the only thing I say.
    Jen: It doesn't matter. Don't take your bad career decisions out on the users.


& Jen: Can you come here for a sec, please? I want you to take a look at something.
    Roy: Can't I do it on the phone?
    Jen: Just come in! It's like 20 feet!

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& Roy: Whoa. Moss, that's not like you.
    Moss: Well, I'm sorry for mentioning bad language.
    Roy: No, use bad language, Moss, please. It'll make you feel better.
    Moss: Ploppers*!!


& Jen: Someone told me I need a browser on my computer. Could you install one please?
    Roy: You don't have a browser on your computer...? What is that sound? Is that coming from your laptop? It's not supposed to sound... What the...?! What's all that crap?!! Look at all this stuff! I haven't seen that one since the '90s! Jen, I have to fix this.
    Jen: No, no, leave it! I have it how I like it!
    Roy: How you like it?! No, no, no, Jen, it's infected! If this was a human being, I'd shoot it in the face!


& Jen: I just want you to install a browser.
    Roy: That's the browser there! Look at it... that's the browser. Internet Explorer is a browser! Behind the picture of the lady. The lady's not supposed to be there.
    Jen: She's only there sometimes. But what about that, the e... But that's the button for the internet, Roy. I don't...
    Roy: The button for the internet?! Jesus Christ!
    Jen: Oh, shut up! I'm not a stupid geeky geek.
    Roy: Jen, you don't need to be a geek to know that you need a browser to access the internet!
    Jen: Yes, because as soon as you know something like that, it pushes something important out your brain and before you know it, you're painting little figurines from Lord of The Rings.


& Moss: So, that's my story. It ain't a pretty story, but it's the only one I've got. And if you bozos* don't buckle up* and fly right, it'll be your story too, capice*?



-- Dict:
flip — щелкать
flipping — чертов
jokey — смешной; забавный; комический
Ploppers — =A steamy poo that sizzles and makes a 'plop' sound when it hits the water.
bozos — =An incompetent person, especially in new companies.
buckle up — коробиться
capice — =Demand for agreement, implying the other party should proceed as told, whether they agree to terms or not.

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