House M.D. 6x15

Black Hole

Season 6, Episode 15

& House: You're afraid.
    Wilson: Of a dining table? You know, they don't actually come to life when you put a knob off your bedpost* on them.
    House: You are what you sit in. Your friends, your job, your furnishings... It all defines you.
    Wilson: You don't really believe that. You just don't want to do the shopping.
    House: Buy some furniture, or admit that you're empty inside.


& Taub: It could be fastidious enteric bacteria.
    House: You think she's been eating your wife's cooking?
    Taub (o_O): ???
    House: I'm on your side, man.


& Foreman: We could do a full-body scan.
    House: We hate full-body scans.
    Foreman: And by "we" you mean "you". We also hate when a patient dies before we figure out what's wrong with them.
    House: Do the scan.

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& House: What did she hallucinate?
    13: The content of the hallucination isn't relevant.
    House: Not usually.
    Foreman: Not ever.
    House: We know nothing, brain knows all. You get an ulcer, you don't know it, but the brain increases mucin secretions. It knows what the problem is, where the problem is.
    Foreman: It's a big logical jump from a body's immune response to the brain giving subconscious diagnostic clues.
    Chase: What about dreaming about waterfalls, if you need to go to the bathroom?
    House: Her subconscious is trying to tell her something. We need to eavesdrop*.
    Taub: She was screaming she was being sucked into a black hole, so we should look for a tumor in her anus?


& Wilson: What did you do with the furniture?
    House: I returned it. You didn't buy it. You rented it.
    Wilson: So what? We had a table, chairs...
    House: But no clue what any of it meant.
    Wilson: Fine, I'll hire a decorator.
    House: Perfect. Another woman to tell you who you are.
    Wilson: I'll hire a male decorator.
    House: Step inside one furniture store and find one thing you like.


& Foreman: I'm not telling a mother who's scared out of her mind our best shot is a magic trick.
    House: It's not magical, it's experimental. Just like washing your hands after pooping once was. Technically, it's not our best shot, it's our only shot.


& Salesgirl: Can I help you with something?
    Wilson: I was wondering if you could tell me a little bit about this dining table.
    Salesgirl: It's made of wood, and you eat off it.


& House: Are you having an affair? {...}
    Taub: I'm not having an affair.
    House: But you want to.
    Taub: No, I don't. I'm through living like that.
    House: Why? You finally got to the point where half your age plus seven just isn't young enough?


& House: Decorator didn't pick this. You're gonna have to buy your own cape. I like what this says about you, Wilson.


& House: What'd you tell him?
    Taub: That it doesn't mean she doesn't love him.
    House: And he bought it?
    Taub: It's true.
    House: Your wife say yes?
    Taub: How did you know...
    House: Monkey see, monkey do. At least he has the young and stupid excuse.
    Taub: She said yes.
    House: Good for you.



-- Dict:
bedpost — столбик кровати
eavesdrop — подслушивать


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