House M.D. 6x18

Open and Shut

Season 6, Episode 18

& House 2 Sam: Have a nice day.
    Wilson: "Have a nice day." How civilized.
    House: I said I'd stay t of it.
    Wilson: What?
    House: Nothing.
    Wilson: Clearly something.
    House: Nope.
    Wilson: House, on a list of your attributes, there's nothing that even rhymes with "coy*."
    House: Okay, I may have seen something in the fridge. Like the end of your relationship.
    Wilson: She put the milk in the door and not on the shelf. It's not a big deal.
    House: You hate that she did that, but you didn't say anything.
    Wilson: You're trying to get us to fight.
    House: No, I'm trying to help.


& 13: Interesting case. 35-year-old woman with fever and abdominal pain.
    House: Stop before you interest me to death.
    13: And she's in an open marriage.
    Foreman: That's not interesting. It's just weird.
    House: Know what's weirder? That other humans are monogamous in the first place. No other species on the planet mates for life and if you're gonna bring up swans, they cheat like everybody else. They just have better PR than rabbits.
    Taub: Animals also eat their young and kill their rivals. That make it weird that most of us don't?
    House: ...says the guy whose opposable thumbs have been all over how many women who aren't his wife?


& Cuddy: Do you read any of your departmental memos?
    House: Only the ones labeled, "N-S-F-W."*

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& Wilson: Congratulations, House. Sam ended it.
    13: What happened?
    House: Go test our patient's blood...
    13: But it can wait five minutes.
    House: ...for everything we discussed.


& House: I just wanted you to stand up for yourself. Tell her what you want. If doing that causes her to walk out for the second time, well, your relationship wasn't gonna last anyway.
    Wilson: Or you could have stayed out of it. I could have kept my mouth shut, been annoyed sometimes, but I'd be happy, because I'd still be with her. Now all I have is cold milk.
    House: As long as you're free, you want to grab some dinner?


& House: Foam*?
    Cuddy: I have a bad feeling about this.
    House: A friend can't spontaneously buy an overpriced Italy espresso machine for another friend?
    Cuddy: What did you do?
    House: Nothing. That's the beauty. I genuinely* tried to help Wilson. I told him to stand up for himself, which you know is legitimate advice. And his relationship blew up.
    Cuddy: Is he okay?
    House: Ah, he'll be fine. Point is, I realized something. I do nice things, nice things happen to me. Karma works.
    Cuddy: So you're paying it forward?
    House: If this should somehow lead to Lucas dying or oral sex, so be it. Namaste*.


& House: Start her on sulfasalazine and tnf-inhibitors. Oh, and Taub, I'm not gonna see you before you head off for Gomorrah. Just remember, if you get disoriented... Breathe through your nose and look for the horizon.


& Taub: Our patient's dying, and we can't move past my sex life?
    House: Seriously, you'd think it'd kill her if we spend 15 seconds mocking you?
    Taub: Time's up.


& House 2 Sam & Wilson: You two made up?
    Wilson: No.
    House: You can thank me later.



-- Dict:
coy — скромный; застенчивый
N-S-F-W = Not Safe For Work. Used to describe Internet content generally inappropriate for the typical workplace, i.e., would not be acceptable in the presence of your boss and colleagues.
Foam — Пена
genuinely — искренне; неподдельно
Namaste — (Sanskrit) =I bow to you



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