The IT Crowd 4x3

Something Happened

Season 4, Episode 3

& Jen: Hey, you're still up for tonight, right?
    Roy: I'll go if Moss goes.
    Moss: Sorry, Jen. I find music confusing and annoying. Roy invited me to a gig once. I didn't really enjoy it.
    Roy: You went to the wrong address. You went to a swimming pool! Are you sure it's not swimming pools that you find confusing and annoying?
    Moss: You're right. It's not music I hate, it's swimming!


& Moss: Are you all right? Is your back still hurting? Didn't you go to see the masseuse?
    Roy: Yes, I did.
    Moss: Did it help?
    Roy: No.
    Moss: Are you okay?
    Roy: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, fine.
    Moss: It's just you've got the same face you have when you eat vegetables.

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& Moss: Come on, help us bring this monster to justice!
    Jen: I can't. The band are playing a new song tonight, they want my opinion.
    Roy: You know to just say, "It's great," right?
    Jen: Roy, I am a person. With thoughts and opinions.
    Roy: No. You're not. Jen, please, just say, "It's great." When people like that ask you what you think, all they want to hear is that they're geniuses.


& Roy: Moss, can I ask you a question?
    Moss: Sure.
    Roy: Do I have to testify?
    Moss: I can't make that decision for you, Roy. You've just got to ask
yourself one thing — if you don't take the stand, how many more unsolicited* bum* kisses will be administered by that lip-happy bastard?



-- Dict:
unsolicited — непрошенный
bum — задница

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