Knight Fall
Season 6, Episode 17
Sam: You're naked.
House: And for the record, a little bit cold.
& Sam: I'm Sam, by the way.
House: House. Nice to meet you.
Sam: It'd be nicer if you'd put this on.
House: So you and Wilson...
Sam: ...thought you were staying in New York last night.
House: Sorry, must have missed the "if this trailer be a-rockin'" sign out front.
& House: Huzzah*, my loyal peasants!
Taub: House, what are you doing?
House: Filling in for Rabbi Shmuhl at the Goldstein bris*.
& Taub: Could be a subdural hematoma.
House: You're forgetting to demonize.
Taub: An evil, satanic subdural hematoma.
& House: Who's the chick, and why are you hiding her?
Wilson: You were home last night?
House: And this morning. I bumped into your babe, naked.
Wilson: I told you to stay out of my bathroom.
House: I was in the kitchen.
Wilson: She was naked in the kitchen?
House: I was naked.
Wilson: Why the hell were you naked in the kitchen?
House: Uh, it's not important right now. What is, is why you didn't want me to meet her in the first place. Is she married?.. A patient?.. She used to be a man... She wants to be a man... Sam... it's a man's name, short for... Samantha! The soulless harpy you were married to before we met.
Wilson: People change, House.
House: Sure. They get older, ovaries* start drying up, and nice guys like you look attractive again.
Wilson: Listen, I know that, in your own demented* way, you think you're looking out for me. But I have this.
House: By this, you mean a sinking feeling in the pit of the stomach?
& Taub: That's not exactly sanitary.
House: Fun stuff never is.
& House: Need to talk.
Cuddy: About the MRSA? I know, we're...
House: Mrsa, shmrsa. Something important.
Cuddy: Something you think is more important than the potentially lethal bacteria spreading like wildfire through my hospital? Well, that narrows it down to something personal and stupid.
House: Wilson.
Cuddy: Theory confirmed.
& Wilson: House, listen. I know you're worried about me, and I also know that that kind of unselfishness doesn't come naturally to you. But I don't want your help. I don't need your help. Just come to dinner and be your usual selfish self.
House: How could I say no?
& Sam: It's just dinner. Relax.
Wilson: Trust me, there is no "just" when House is involved.
Sam: We're in the middle of a restaurant. What could he possibly... Do?
Wilson: That.
& Cuddy: I heard House has met Sam.
Wilson: First time, he was naked. Second time, he brought a transvestite prostitute to dinner. Overall, it could have been worse.
Cuddy: Great.
& Wilson: Well, I need to go to the bathroom.
House: I think you're old enough, now. But if you would like me to come along with you...
Wilson: I mean, is it safe to leave the two of you?
Sam: Come on, James. Enough, already.
House: Yeah, James, I cook in peace.
Wilson: Okay. I'll be right back.
House: You're a cold-hearted bitch, who ripped his heart out. I watched him struggle for years to overcome the damage you did. And there's no way I'm going to just let you wheel him back in so you can do it all over again.
Sam: And all this?
House: Phase two of getting to know my enemy.
Sam: You're wrong about me. But I'm glad now I don't have to pretend to like you, except for when James is standing next to me.
House: Same here. Only difference is, I'll outlast you. And scene.
& House: Do you think he's making a mistake?
13: Of course. But he'll figure it out, sooner or later. Hopefully after a few weeks of great sex. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
House: Wilson's not like us. He cares too much about people and their feelings. The code that our Knight claims to live by, all that crap about honor and chivalry*. Wilson's naturally like that, which is why he's...
13: ...a great guy.
House: A sucker and a target. So we gotta look out for him.
& House: Careful. I have a sword.
Sam: I don't agree with what you said. But I understand why you said it. We were married young, we both made mistakes, and yes, I did make most of them. But that was almost a decade ago.
House: I'm sorry, is that the statutory period for soul sucking?
Sam: I'm not asking you to like me, House. To be honest, I think you're an ass. But we do have one thing in common. We care about James.
House: So prove it. And dump him... again.
Sam: You're pretty much insufferable* all the time, aren't you?
House: Sorry, go on. And, yes.
& House: We did it. Well, I did it.
Chase: What exactly did we do? You do?
& 13: You don't need to win anyone's heart. You just need to ask for it.
-- Dict:
Huzzah — Ура
Filling in —
bris — брит мила
ovaries — яичники
demented — безумный; сумасшедший
chivalry — рыцарство
statutory — законный; предусмотренный законом
insufferable — невыносимый
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