House M.D. 6x13

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Season 6, Episode 13

& Cuddy: Good-bye.
    Lucas: You're already late and Rachel's sick. Neither of which can be solved by you leaving right this second.
    Cuddy: The entire hospital is depending on a proposal I've yet to finish and need to present at 8:30.
    Lucas: It's 7:30.
    Cuddy: It's 7:37.
    Lucas: I'll have you on the road in 10 min. You don't want to go into your meeting all tight and stressed out, do you? ......
    Cuddy: Sweet.
    Lucas: I'm sorry. It's hard to pace yourself when you've been thinking about it for ten hours straight.
    Cuddy: That's great. Now I'm late, stressed out, and frustrated*.


& Cuddy: You're an idiot. What are you gonna do the next time your patients needs a liver transplant?
    House: Go talk to Wilson about something completely unrelated and see what happens.


& Agent Morgan 2 Cuddy: First lesson every good poker player learns is don't get emotional. You don't have the cards. And the sooner you realize that, the sooner a reasonable contract will get signed.

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& House: If you really wanted to make a deal, you should have ditched the push-up and gone with a demi. Nothing makes a guy wanna close like high beams.
    Cuddy: You heard?
    House: Your meeting with the weasel* lasted less than five minutes, which means you either agreed to a completely sensible 30-day extension or one of you issued a completely ridiculous ultimatum. You or him?
    Cuddy: Me.
    House: Way to go,* boss.
    Cuddy: You just said it was ridiculous.
    House: Ridiculous to make. Fun to watch.


& Cuddy: What should I do about Atlanticnet?
    Wilson: You're asking a guy who paid full sticker price for his last car. You ask House? He's a manipulator who always gets what he wants.


& Cuddy: Get out of my chair. And the answer is no.
    House: You ever noticed how many porn sites have "mom" in the domain name? Hot moms, hungry moms, mature moms. That ought to make you feel pretty good.


& Cuddy: It's not about my pride. It's about the principle. They're trying to screw us over because we're small.
    House: They're supposed to do.
    Cuddy: They should be pressuring other hospitals to be more like us, not trying to make us more like them.
    House: It's stupid. Putting your job on the line in an effort to stamp out stupidity isn't?
    Cuddy: You would.
    House: Probably. But then I also wanted to try to cure cancer by infecting a guy with malaria to win a $50 bet. You really want to be like me?


& House: They're not gonna fire you. And you're not gonna quit.
    Cuddy: Why not?
    House: Because you're an idiot. This place needs you. And that matters to you.


& Patient 2 Cuddy: Bitch.
& Lucas 2 Cuddy: What a bitch.
& Gail 2 Cuddy: Anything else you wanna know... bitch?
& Agent Morgan 2 Cuddy: You bitch.



-- Dict:
frustrated — разочарование; несостоявшийся
ditched — обманула
weasel — ласка; вилять
Way to go — Так держать


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~ Special, особенный эпизод сезона.
! Cuddy's so bitch.
~ Хотелось бы надеяться, что не каждый день у Кадди такой, как в этом эпизоде о_О