The Reykjavik Ice Sculpture Festival Is Lovely This Time of Year

The Flight Attendant 2×3

Cassie Bowden: No. I... I just wanted... I wanted to get away.
Shane: And you landed on Iceland?

Marco: I know you didn't want to talk about your interview at dinner last night, but, um... people fall off the mountain all the time. They just have to keep on climbing.
Annie Mouradian: Yes. Um, thank you. I... I... I will, yes.

Cassie Bowden: I have to find Megan and get the hell out of here. There's like ten people in this country. It can't be that hard.

Max Park: [My parents]'re chill, okay? You're lovely, they're lovely, you're gonna be fine. I promise.

Sara Park: Demir, what is that proverb, honey?
Damir Park: A person without a hobby is like a dog without a face.
Max Park: Annie, my father. Everything he says is a proverb.
Damir Park: Everything is a proverb.

Tea! Tea time. It's tea time. Ginseng or chamomile?

Max Park: Papa, just... let it chill for a little.
Damir Park: Tell a woman there's a wedding in the sky, watch her look for a ladder in the blink of an eye.
Max Park: Don't say things like that. That's not a proverb.
Damir Park:

Dot Karlson: Oh. And stop fixating on an asset using fun semantic gems like "leash." Someone in HR might mistake it as a crush on Cassie Bowden. And that's messy.

Cassie Bowden: I'm confused.

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The System

The Crown 5×2

Queen Elizabeth II: What's that look? I've never seen so many thoughts go on behind someone's eyes.
Prince Philip: Gratitude. Appreciation.
Queen Elizabeth II: What for?
Prince Philip: You make a better person of me.
Queen Elizabeth II: And you of me. Isn't that the point of marriage?

Prince Philip: You know, a long time ago, I lost my favorite sister. Cecile. In an airplane crash. I learned then what grief was. True grief. How it moves through the body. How it inhabits it. How it becomes part of your skin. Your cells. And it makes a home there. A permanent home. But you learn to live with it. And you will be happy again. Though never in the same way as before, but... But that's the point. Hmm? To keep finding... new ways.

Prince Philip: You're not a novice anymore. You're long past the point of thinking of us as a family. That's the mistake people make in the beginning, but you understand, I think, it's a system. And we're all in this system. You, me, the Boss. The cousins, the uncles, the aunts. The lepers. For better or for worse. We're all stuck in it. And we can't just air our grievances and throw bombs in the air as in a normal family, or we end up damaging something much bigger and something much more important. The system.
     So the tip I want to give you is this. I mean, just... just be creative. You can break as many rules as you like. You can do whatever you want. You can make whatever arrangements you need to find your own happiness. As long as you remember the one condition. The one rule. You remain loyal to your husband and loyal to this family in public.
Princess Diana: You mean silent?
Prince Philip: Yes. Don't rock the boat.
Princess Diana: Right.
Prince Philip: Ever. To the grave...

Prince Philip: You're not saying anything.
Princess Diana: I don't think there's anything to say.
Prince Philip: Then I think that's the wisest thing I've ever heard come out of your mouth.

Queen Elizabeth II: Is that the solution, do you think? That husbands and wives should keep secrets from one another?
Prince Philip: Secrets? That's not a very nice word. Queen Elizabeth II: No. Um... No, what I mean is, you know, if people were... well, more considerate, more mature, more... discrete, it can actually be the glue that binds it all together.
You see, I think in a marriage, one should aim to exist without secrets or accommodations.
Prince Philip: Yes, well, that's because you are who you are.
Queen Elizabeth II: And not just because any husband or wife can feel when something is awry, but ultimately, it's not what I know about you or even what you know about me. It's what He knows. About all of us.
Prince Philip: I think He has the night off occasionally.
Queen Elizabeth II: Good night.
Prince Philip: Good night.

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Mushrooms, Tasers, and Bears, Oh My!

The Flight Attendant 2×2

Cassie Bowden: I have a little side job... I'm an asset for the CIA.

Annie Mouradian: You say blackmail... I say misunderstanding.

Grace: I guess, the way I see it I play, like, they fentanyl fairy godperson to deserving cancer patients. Fuck the pharmaceutical industry. Honestly, sometimes you have to, like, break the system, you know what I mean?

Max Park: Annie, she's... she's like an octopus. She's skittish. Smart. Always has an escape plan.

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Queen Victoria Syndrome

The Crown 5×1

Queen Elizabeth II: I am delighted to join you in Clydebank today for the launch of this, the latest royal yacht. I hope that this brand-new vessel, like your brand-new queen, will prove to be dependable and constant. Capable of weathering any storm. I now take great pride in naming this ship "Britannia." I wish success to her. And to all who sail in her.

Prince Charles: I know the Queen thinks the royal yacht is perfect in every way, but as a... an intimate space for newlyweds, it's like a floating observation tank. Every... awkward silence and stilted conversation between bride and gloom glaringly obvious to each and every one of the 200 crew.
Norton Knatchbull: Did you just say "bride and gloom"?
Prince Charles: Did I? Oh! The irony is, I'm the only person this marriage does make gloomy.

Prince Philip: It's outrageous. She never stops. She never complains. She never puts a foot wrong. She's utterly magnificent, and they print rubbish like this.

Queen Elizabeth II: "Queen Victoria Syndrome"? Yes, I saw that. "An aging monarch, too long on the throne, whose remoteness from the modern world has led people to grow tired not just of her, but of the monarchy itself."

Prince Charles: "Queen Victoria Syndrome." What were your conclusions?
John Major: It's just a poll, sir.
Prince Charles: True. Not a reassuring one.
John Major: Polls come and go.
Prince Charles: Dangerous to ignore them.
John Major: Equally dangerous to be guided by them.

Prince Charles: For almost 60 years, my great-great-grandfather, Edward VII, was kept waiting in the wings. It was said that Queen Victoria had no confidence in him. Thought him dangerous. Free-thinking. He longed to be given responsibilities, but his mother refused. Even forbade him from seeing state papers. And yet, when his time came, he proved his doubters wrong, and his dynamism, his intellect, his popular appeal made his reign a triumph.
John Major: What are you saying, sir?
Prince Charles: I'm saying, what a pity it was. What a waste. That his... voice, his... his presence, his vision wasn't incorporated earlier. It would have been so good. For everybody.

Queen Elizabeth II: What people fail to understand is, I see any similarity with Queen Victoria as a compliment. Attributes people use to describe her, constancy, stability, calm, duty, I would be proud to have describe me.

Queen Elizabeth II: When I came to the throne, all my palaces were inherited. Windsor, Balmoral, Sandringham. They all bear the stamp of my predecessors. Only Britannia have I truly been able to make my own. Perhaps for that reason, the connection between me and the yacht is very much deeper than a mode of transport or even a home. From the design of the hull to the smallest piece of china, she is a floating, seagoing expression of me.

Prince Charles: Sometimes these old things are... They're too costly to keep repairing.

John Major: When you imagine the problems you might be confronted with as prime minister, you imagine... tricky sessions at PMQs. The economy in free fall. Going to war. You never imagine this... The House of Windsor should be binding the nation together. Setting an example of idealized family life. Instead, the senior royals seem dangerously deluded and out of touch. The junior royals, feckless, entitled, and lost. And the Prince of Wales, impatient for a bigger role in public life, fails to appreciate that his one great asset is his wife. It's a situation that can't help but affect the stability of the country. And what makes it worse is, it feels it's all about to erupt. On my watch.

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Women's Appreciation

The Office 3×21

Dwight Schrute: You've got to learn, Jim. You are a second in command, but that does not put you above the law.
Jim Halpert: Oh, I understand. And I also have lots of questions. Like, what does a demerit mean?
Dwight Schrute: Let's put it this way. You do not want to receive three of those.
Jim Halpert: Lay it on me.
Dwight Schrute: Three demerits, and you'll receive a citation.
Jim Halpert: Now, that sounds serious.
Dwight Schrute: Oh, it is serious. Five citations, and you're looking at a violation. Four of those, and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those, that will land you in a world of hurt, in the form of a disciplinary review, written up by me, and placed on the desk of my immediate superior.
Jim Halpert: Which would be me.
Dwight Schrute: That is correct.
Jim Halpert: Okay. I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full desaggelation.
Dwight Schrute: What's a... What's that?
Jim Halpert: Oh, you don't want to know...

Michael Scott: Oh, come on. We're laughing at Phyllis but she's not even here. So, no harm, no foul.

Michael Scott: In all the excitement, I forgot that my primary goal is to keep people safe. Women can't have fun if they don't feel safe. For example, Jan and I have a safe word in case things go too far. Foliage. And if one of us says that word, the other one has to stop. Although last time, she pretended she didn't hear me.

Dwight Schrute: Better a thousand innocent men are locked up than one guilty man roam free.

Dwight Schrute: Pam. You can draw. Kind of. Why don't you work with Phallus on drawing a picture of the exposer that I can post around the community?
Pam Beesly: Phallus?
Dwight Schrute: Phyllis. Sorry. I've got penises on the brain.

Dwight Schrute: Attention. I am removing all bananas from the kitchen.

Michael Scott: You know what? That's it. Conference room. Five minutes. Women's appreciation.
Jim Halpert: Wait a second. How are you qualified for that?
Michael Scott: Oh, I don't know, James. Did I come from a woman? Have I slept with a woman? More than one?

Michael Scott: You know what? I am the expert. I will conduct it. I know the crap out of women.

Michael Scott: My point is... My point is... A penis, when seen in the right context, is the most wonderful sight for a woman. But in the wrong context, it is like a monster movie.

Michael Scott: So, what I want to engage us in today is a hardcore discussion about women's problems and issues and situations. Magazines and TV shows and movies portray women as skinny, tall goddesses. Well, look around. Are women like that? No. No, they are not. Even the hot ones aren't really that skinny. So, what does that say? That says that you women are up against it. And it is criminal. Society doesn't care. Society sucks. I don't even consider myself a part of society.

Michael Scott: What... What do you think of role-play?
Phyllis Lapin: It can be fun.
Michael Scott: Yeah? Well, Jan has this schoolgirl fantasy.
Pam Beesly: That's a pretty common one.
Michael Scott: I just... I feel uncomfortable wearing the dress.

Michael Scott: Let's face it. Most guys are from the Dark Ages. They're cavemen. And they like a woman to be showing her cleavage and to be wearing eight-inch heels. And to be wearing see-through underpants. But for me, a woman looks best when she is just absolutely naked.

Michael Scott: Any man who says he totally understands women is a fool. Because they are un-understandable.

Michael Scott: There's a wishing fountain at the mall, and I threw a coin in for every woman in the world and made a wish. I wished for Jan to get over me. I wished for Phyllis a plasma TV. I wished for Pam to gain courage. I wished for Angela a heart and for Kelly a brain.

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Family

The Walking Dead 11×23

Judith: A new beginning. ...that comes with a cost. There's always a cost.

Negan: Any thoughts on how you're planning to do this?
Maggie: Do what?
Negan: Take out the bitch.
Maggie: Pamela?

Negan: Look, Maggie, together, you and I, we get this done. We don't need the others.
Maggie: .... We're not a "we."

Annie: You be careful.
Negan: Ah, you know me. I always am.

Eugene: You've joined a long line of people who've saved my ass through the years. I will never forget.

Mercer: Let's get this dog and pony show started.

Ezekiel: I don't want to live out whatever days I got left in bitterness. You know? I'm not even supposed to be here, man... The dead came for me, and yet I smile. War came for me, yeah, and yet I smile. Cancer. Yet I smile. I try to, anyway. I try.

Vickers: The dead are in the Commonwealth, Governor.

Vickers: The dead, they are climbing the walls.

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Product Recall

The Office 3×20

Dwight Schrute: You know what? Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery. So I thank you.

Dwight Schrute: Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!

Michael Scott: We have a crisis. Apparently, a disgruntled employee at the paper mill decided that it would be funny to put an obscene watermark on our 24-pound cream letter stock. Five-hundred boxes has gone out with the image of a beloved cartoon duck performing unspeakable acts upon a certain cartoon mouse that a lot of people like.

Creed Bratton: The only difference between me and a homeless man is this job. I will do whatever it takes to survive. Like I did when I was a homeless man.

Kelly Kapoor: Look, I know the reason that you guys became accountants is because you're not good at interacting with people. But guess what? From now on, you guys are no longer losers. So give yourselves a round of applause.

Andy Bernard: Oh, my God. I had no idea.
Jim Halpert: Well, that's not going to hold up in court.

Pam Beesly: Michael likes me to run the camera when he makes his apology videos. He says he needs a woman's touch.

Michael Scott: If I could leave you with one thought, remember, it wasn't me.

Michael Scott: They're trying to make me an escape goat. If I am fired, I swear to God, that every single piece of copier paper in this town is going to have the F-word on it. The F-word!

Creed Bratton: Why do bad things always happen to the good people? It's tragic. It is just tragic.

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Faith

The Walking Dead 11×22

Tyler Davis: The same thing always happens. People who shouldn't die end up dead.

Maggie: I want to be better. I want to do better. But... Sometimes... Sometimes I think it wasn't even fair to... To bring Hershel into this world. Was I being selfish? Is it true?

Carol: You will always try to make the world better because of him and for him. That's hope.

Mercer: Time to fuck shit up.

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Seeing Double

The Flight Attendant 2×1

Cassie Bowden: Hi, I'm Cassie, and I'm an alcoholic.

Cassie Bowden: I'm two days away from being a year sober.

Annie Mouradian: I don't know what face you're attempting to make, but if it's a happy one, you are not succeeding.

Dot Karlson: How many people do you know who could wake up next to a dead body in a foreign country and get back to the US without incident?
Benjamin Berry: How many people do I know that would even end up in that situation at all?

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Safety Training

The Office 3×19

Andy Bernard: Good morning, Pam.
Pam Beesly: Oh, welcome back, Andy.
Andy Bernard: Drew. I'm Drew now.

Michael Scott: Toby now has the floor and he is going to try not to screw this up like everything else in his life... Let me rephrase that. I believe that you can do safety training and make it sound just as good as Darryl.

Dwight Schrute: I think he wants you all to come out to the parking lot and watch him die.
Stanley Hudson: Is it nice outside?
Dwight Schrute: It's gorgeous. Let's go!
Stanley Hudson: Do I need my jacket?
Dwight Schrute: No, it really is. It's very nice. Come on!
Stanley Hudson: Will I be too warm in a long-sleeved tee?

Darryl Philbin: Mike, you're a very brave man. I mean it takes courage just to be you. To get out of bed every single day, knowing full well you got to be you.
Michael Scott: Do you really mean that?
Darryl Philbin: I couldn't do it. I ain't that strong and I ain't that brave.

Michael Scott: I saved a life. My own. Am I a hero? I really can't say, but yes.

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Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)

Star Trek III: Search for Spock (1984) <<

Klingons Ambassador: Remember this well. There shall be no peace, as long as Kirk lives.

Kirk: Mr Scott.
Scotty: Aye, sir?
Kirk: How soon can we be underway?
Scotty: Give me one more day, Sir. Damage control is easy. Reading Klingon, that's hard.

Amanda: Spock, does the good of the many outweigh the good of the one?
Spock: I would accept that as an axiom.
Amanda: Then you stand here alive because of a mistake, made by your flawed, feeling, human friends. They have sacrificed their futures because they believed that the good of the one, you, was more important to them.
Spock: Humans make illogical decisions.
Amanda: They do, indeed.

McCoy: Perhaps we could cover a little philosophical ground, life, death, life, things of that nature.
Spock: I did not have time on Vulcan to review the philosophical disciplines.
McCoy: Come on, Spock. it's me, McCoy. You really have gone where no man's gone before. Can't you tell me what it felt like?
Spock: It would be impossible to discuss this subject without a common frame of reference.
McCoy: You're joking.
Spock: A joke? Is a story with a humorous climax.
McCoy: You mean I have to die to discuss your insights on death?
Spock: Forgive me Doctor. I'm receiving a number of distress calls.
McCoy: I don't doubt it.

President: Ambassador Sarek, I'm afraid you're trapped here with us. There seems to be no way we can answer this probe.
Sarek: It is difficult to answer when one does not understand the question.

McCoy: You think this is its way of saying 'Hi, there' to the people of the Earth?
Spock: There are other forms of intelligence on Earth, Doctor. Only human arrogance would assume the message must be meant for man.

Spock: I've had to programme some of the variables from memory.
Kirk: What are some of the variables?
Spock: Availability of fuel components, mass of the vessel through a time continuum, and probable location of humpback whales, in this case, the Pacific Basin.
Kirk: You've programmed all that from memory?
Spock: I have.
McCoy: Angels and ministers of grace defend us!
Spock: Hamlet, Act I, Scene IV.

Kirk: Shields, Mr Chekov... May fortune favour the foolish. Warp speed, Mr Sulu.

Chekov: Excuse me, sir, can you direct me to the naval base in Alameda..? It's where they keep the nuclear vessels... Nuclear vessels.

Kirk: What's your question?
Spock: Your use of language has altered since our arrival. It is currently laced with, shall I say, more colourful metaphors, double dumb-ass on you, and so forth.
Kirk: You mean the profanity?
Spock: Yes.
Kirk: That's simply the way they talk here. Nobody pays any attention to you unless you swear every other word. You'll find it in all the literature of the period.
Spock: For example?
Kirk: Well, the collected works of Jacqueline Susann, the novels of Harold Robbins. The giants.

Spock: To hunt a species to extinction is not logical.
Gillian: Who ever said the human race was logical?

Kirk: Spock.
Spock: Yes.
Kirk: About those colourful metaphors that we've discussed. I don't think you should try using them any more.
Spock: Why not?
Kirk: Well... for one thing, you haven't quite got the knack of it.
Spock: I see.
Kirk: And another thing. It's not always necessary to tell the truth.
Spock: I cannot tell a lie.
Kirk: I don't mean lie, but you could exaggerate.
Spock: Exaggerate?
Kirk: Exaggerate. You've done it before. Can't you remember?
Spock: The hell I can't.

Chekov: Admiral, we have found the nuclear vessel.
Kirk: Well done, Team Two.
Chekov: And, Admiral, it is the Enterprise.

Spock: Are you sure it isn't time for a colourful metaphor?

Kirk: I have a hunch, that we'd all be a lot happier discussing this over dinner. What do you say?
Gillian: .... You guys like Italian?

McCoy: You realise, of course, that if we give him the formula, we're altering the future.
Scotty: Why? How do we know he didn't invent the thing?

Gillian: Who are you?
Kirk: Who do you think I am?
Gillian: Don't tell me. You're from outer space.
Kirk: No, I'm from Iowa. I only work in outer space.

McCoy: Damn it, do you want an acute case on your hands? This woman has immediate postprandial upper abdominal distention. Out of the way! Get out of the way!...
Kirk: What did you say she's got?
McCoy: Cramps.

McCoy: You... You present the appearance of a man with a problem.
Spock: Your perception is correct, Doctor. In order to return us to the exact moment we left the 23rd century, I have used our journey back through time as a referent, calculating the coefficient of elapsed time in relation to the acceleration curve.
McCoy: Naturally. So what's your problem?
Spock: Acceleration is no longer a constant.
McCoy: Well, then you're just gonna have to take your best shot.
Spock: Best shot?
McCoy: Guess, Spock. Your best guess.
Spock: Guessing is not in my nature, Doctor.
McCoy: Well, nobody's perfect.

Scotty: Admiral, there be whales here!

Kirk: They say the sea is cold, but the sea contains the hottest blood of all...
Gillian: Whales weep not. D.H. Lawrence.

Gillian: Why does it have to be goodbye?
Kirk: Well... Like they say in your century, I don't even have your telephone number. How will I find you?
Gillian: Don't worry. I'll find you... See you around the galaxy.

McCoy: The bureaucratic mentality is the only constant in the universe. We'll get a freighter.

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Outpost 22

The Walking Dead 11×21

The Warden: Good morning, and welcome. Today is the first day of a new beginning. The world works when everyone knows their place. Your place is at the bottom.

The Warden: You should take comfort in knowing that good people will benefit from your labor here. That is your redemption. That is your salvation.

The Warden: Your children are safe and being attended to. Play by the rules, you get to see them again. In order to do that, you must work as one.

The Warden: Here... nobody has a name because we have no need for them. I'm not gonna tell you mine, and you will not... address each other by yours.

Gabriel: What do you tell me when I beat myself up?
Rosita: Quit bitching and move forward.

Gabriel: People remember the last thing that you do. The end of each story is very important. How do you want yours to end?

Negan: I know this Warden's playbook, using fear as a weapon.
Ezekiel: You wanna scare people into an uprising?
Negan: That only works if you're the one holding the gun. Fear's not gonna work. But hope? Hope will. And that is your thing, Ezekiel. It is definitely not mine.

Rosita: Thanks, 22. I'll see you soon.

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The Negotiation

The Office 3×18

Dwight Schrute: Every day for eight years, I have brought pepper spray into this office to protect myself and my fellow employees. And every day, for eight years, people have laughed at me... Well, who's laughing now?

Dwight Schrute: No, don't call me a hero. Do you know who the real heroes are? The guys who wake up every morning and go into their normal jobs, and get a distress call from the Commissioner and take off their glasses and change into capes and fly around fighting crime. Those are the real heroes.

Michael Scott: Okay, I want you to be Darryl and ask me for a raise because I need to try out some of these negotiation tactics on you.
Jim Halpert: Where'd you get that?
Michael Scott: Wikipedia.

Michael Scott: Wikipedia is the best thing ever. Anyone in the world can write anything they want about any subject, so you know you are getting the best possible information.

Michael Scott: Tactic number six. Change the location of the meeting at the last second. Totally throws them off.

Michael Scott: Number 14, declining to speak first. Makes them feel uncomfortable, puts you in control.

Jan Levenson: Michael. No. No. No. Michael.
Michael Scott: You're going to play it like this? You give me a good raise or no more sex! What are you writing, perv-ball?
Toby Flenderson: Just preparing for the deposition.

Toby Flenderson: This may the first time that a male subordinate has attempted to get a modest, scheduled raise by threatening to withhold sex from a female superior. It will be a groundbreaking case when it inevitably goes to trial.

Michael Scott: You know, life is about more than just salary. It's about perks. Like having sex with Jan...
Jan Levenson: Michael.

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What's Been Lost

The Walking Dead 11×20

Carol: ...this isn't gonna be easy.
Daryl: When is it ever?

Tomi: Sunlight is supposed to be the best disinfectant, right? But Pamela is still standing. What does that tell you?... There isn't some kind of "justice" waiting round the corner.
Yumiko: And you can just accept that?
Tomi: It's not acceptance. It's survival.

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Cocktails

The Office 3×17

Michael Scott: Pam, would you smell my breath?

Pam Beesly: I've decided that I'm going to be more honest. I'm gonna start telling people what I want directly. So look out world 'cause old Pammy is getting what she wants... And don't call me Pammy.

Michael Scott: Actually, it's polite to arrive early. And smart. Only really good friends show up early. Ergo, de facto, go to a party early, become a really good friend.

Jan Levenson: You realize this is... This is a legal document that says you can't sue the company...
Michael Scott: Over our love.
Jan Levenson: I've never told you that I love you.
Michael Scott: You don't have to, Jan. This contract says it all.

Dwight Schrute: Don't break up, you guys. You're great together.

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Variant

The Walking Dead 11×19

Judith: Sometimes I wonder if it takes more courage to live or die...

Judith: We've all done things to still be here... things we'd like to forget. We became whoever we needed to be. But who we are now, the choices we make now, maybe that's all that matters.

Juanita: What is the point of this place if a good man is put to death?

Aaron: You know, after he died, I thought, you know, I'd give anything to take back just one of those nos so that we could have one more day together... Lydia, loss is inevitable. It always has been. The only thing we can control is when we say yes.

Eugene: You'd be wise to step aside, hoss. No need for this to get ugly... Very well...

Eugene: I'm a liability. Always have been. Relying on others to survive, counting on their courage due to a dearth of my own. Hell, the only way I bucked natural selection was my penchant for prevarication. Means lying.
Daryl: I figured.

Eugene: Do you think people are born brave, or do they become it?
Daryl: Both.

Pamela Milton: Body's still warm. Feed my son, Lance.

Jerry: Since when do the dead use frickin' doorknobs?!

Aaron: How the hell... did a walker... do that?

Eugene: My name is Eugene Porter, and I'm here to confess.

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892

(Breaking)

Brian Brown-Easley: This is Brian Brown-Easley. I have a bomb, and... basically, I'm going to kill myself and everybody in here if my demands are not met.

911: What demands are you wanting met?
Brian Brown-Easley: Fraud was committed. My disability check was stolen from me, and I want it back.

Brian Brown-Easley: I don't want the bank's money. I just want the cash... that those people took from me. That's all I want.

Eli Bernard: How much money does the VA owe you?
Brian Brown-Easley: $892.34.
Eli Bernard: That it?
Brian Brown-Easley: Yes, sir.

Eli Bernard: Sir, your honor's worth more than $892. You're worth more than $892.
Brian Brown-Easley: I'm worth nothing. I am nothing. I'm gonna die tonight... and nobody will care why.

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I Believe in Aliens

Resident Alien 2×16

Asta Twelvetrees: Do all alien babies on your planet do this?
Harry Vanderspeigle: No. My Moesha is special.
Asta Twelvetrees: Moesha?
Harry Vanderspeigle: You don't like it? I'm trying out names. Brad...

Harry Vanderspeigle: It is worse than failure. It is future failure. It is guaranteed.

Asta Twelvetrees: Then what? What are you going to do?
Harry Vanderspeigle: I will do what human failures do. I will ignore my horrible life by being a parent and passing my resentments on to my children.
Asta Twelvetrees: "Children"?

Sheriff Mike Thompson: You know, there's an old saying about a turtle.
Deputy Liv Baker: Of course there is.
Sheriff Mike Thompson: It goes, "if you want to read something into a situation, it will become whatever you want it to be."
Deputy Liv Baker: What does that have to do with a turtle?
Sheriff Mike Thompson: I don't know. I forget the turtle part. But the point is, is that you tend to, you know, believe in a bunch of conspiracy theories.
Deputy Liv Baker: You're the one who says the moon is manmade.
Sheriff Mike Thompson: That's not a theory. That's a fact. I mean, each crater's the same depth. The damn thing rings like a gong when you hit it. You can't even see the other side. Shit, they probably got an Arby's over there. Maybe even a strip club, full with moon titties.

Harry Vanderspeigle: You will like my planet. We do not have soccer, but we have a game that is like football. But there's no ball. And you cannot use your feet. It's fighting to the death. So fun.

Max: You drew a stick figure. This looks nothing like you.
Harry Vanderspeigle: How dare you body shame me. That is my goal weight. Are you saying I'm fat?

Sahar: You can't name him Chaz. He is significant. Extraordinary. He is the bridge between your people and mine. And his name should reflect that.
Harry Vanderspeigle: I will name you... "Bridget." Come to Papa, Bridget... Now go take off this monkey suit. You look stupid.

Sheriff Mike Thompson: Now I need you to tell me who you think they really were. If you say something about aliens... well, maybe this time I'll listen.

Harry Vanderspeigle: My people do not have a word for failure. They lost the planet to the Greys, but there is no failure. There is just moving forward and attempting to save a different planet.

Harry Vanderspeigle: I did not care about the baby when I first saw it. I considered eating it more than once. It would be tasty. But I have gotten to a place all humans get to eventually... I no longer want to eat my baby.

Asta Twelvetrees: That's my secret.
D'Arcy Bloom: You're a dinosaur!
Harry Vanderspeigle: What? No!

D'Arcy Bloom: Sorry, did you say "the end of the world"?

Harry Vanderspeigle: The doors were unlocked. I will send you a bill.

Harry Vanderspeigle: What is this place?
Eleanor McCallister: This? It's nothing. A quarter of a mile down, there's a lot.

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Best of Enemies

Resident Alien 2×15

Asta Twelvetrees: You're not answering your phone.
Harry Vanderspeigle: Did you call me to tell me to come in to work?
Asta Twelvetrees: Yes.
Harry Vanderspeigle: That is why I did not answer it.

Asta Twelvetrees: Oh, God. I am so sorry. Harry can be a little serial killer-y.

Peter Bach: I swear on my son, I won't hurt you if you don't hurt me.
Harry Vanderspeigle: Whatever. I'll swear at your son too.

Harry Vanderspeigle: Asta always does the right thing. It is her most annoying trait. That and she never lets me kill anyone.

Harry Vanderspeigle: "Dear Asta, if you are reading this, "you are already in my house. ..."

Harry Vanderspeigle: "... If we do not come back, we are dead. But do not worry, that means you will soon be dead too. ..."

Deputy Liv Baker: I don't know what to say except that's just stupid.
Sheriff Mike Thompson: Wow. How is it possible that something so negative can come out of the same face that makes such beautiful mouth trumpet sounds?

Harry Vanderspeigle: The word "commitment" becomes something different when you add love to it. Humans call it devotion. This feeling of devotion is not just for families. If there is enough love, anybody will feel it.

Harry Vanderspeigle: Why does love surprise humans? Love is like air. Even if you cannot see it, you have to know it is there.

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A New Deal

The Walking Dead 11×18

Daryl: What have you done?
Carol: I made a deal for us.

Pamela Milton: You're an angry, delusional little boy, Lance. Trying to win a game, but too foolish to realize that you've never actually been a player in it.

Carol: You take happiness wherever you can get it. And don't ever be sorry for it.

Daryl: I never thanked you for saving her.
Lydia: I never thanked you for saving me. We don't have to. We just do it.

Pamela Milton: You were born to lead this place.

Daryl: I don't know what I'm doing. But I'm trying really hard. I wish things were like how you want them to be. That's the way they should be. But they aren't. And I have to keep you safe.

Maxxine: Maybe... maybe you just choose to be a spoiled asshole. I mean, if everyone else expects it, who's left to disappoint?

Sebastian: The Commonwealth is built on buying into bullshit. The desperate need to believe that the ol' American dream is still real. You know, "Anything is possible!" "We... We could rise above our station!" It's a friggin' joke. The reality is that the poor stay poor so that the rich can do whatever the hell we want. The game is rigged.

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