The IT Crowd 4x1

Jen the Fredo

Season 4, Episode 1

& Roy: I feel like I've come out the other side of it now. So, everything's going to be OK from here on in... My heart hurts!
    Jen: You do seem better than yesterday. But Roy, you've got to snap out* of this.
    Roy: I know, I know. Some things just don't work out.
    Jen: I know you're not used to being in a long-term relationship.
    Roy: It's really rare for me. It's so rare. But take it from me, most of them just don't work out.
    Moss: She's right, Roy.
    Roy: And how would you know?
    Moss: I do all right.
    Roy: When?
    Moss: Well, if you must know, I met a girl on holiday.
    Roy: They're always on holiday, aren't they, Moss?
    Moss: Oh, shut up, Dumpo, the elephant who got dumped!


& Douglas: It's not for you, Jen.
    Jen: What, why not?
    Douglas: Entertainments Manager? Do you know what that involves?
    Jen: From what I can gather it's organizing cultural events for out-of-town business partners.
    Douglas: That's right. Yes, yes. It's not for you.
    Jen: It won't interfere with my duties in the IT department. And I love culture. I've seen We Will Rock You four times.
    Douglas: Eurgh...


& Jen: Mr. Reynholm, I don't need to remind you of the report that denounced Reynholm Industries as an institutionally sexist organisation.
    Douglas: Now, you hold on a minute, sugar tits! Everyone saw through that report. I even got that award off those feminists. The one shaped like the ice-cream fellow.
    Jen: That's a Shithead Of The Year award. It actually says it on the base, "Shithead Of The Year." Did you not read the base?
    Douglas: Oh, God!

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& Moss: Women, eh? What are they? Who knows?
    Roy: Don't do this.
    Moss: Can't live with them, can't find them... sometimes. Don't ask me, I'm not a flippin'* women psychiatrist. But I have learned one or two things from conversations with my mother.
    Roy: No, no, Moss, please, don't go any further, just stop right there. You're no good at this kind of thing, Moss, you'll just make it worse.


& Jen: Douglas wants me to see out the week. A whole week in the company of those idiots. Culture's out, restaurants are out. Oh, God, this is a nightmare.
    Moss: Men, eh, what are they like? With their bawdy* talk and rough-housing, and their wandering hands, and breath in the morning. I'd like to see them have the babies.
    Jen: What are you getting at, Moss?
    Moss: Well, unless I'm very much mistaken, this seems to be a problem for which you need the male perspective.
    Jen: Do you know any men?



-- Dict:
snap out — отрезать
flipping — чертов
bawdy — сквернословие; похабный; непристойный

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