Песня про ёжика-2
| Слова — Эвер Вуд (Heather Wood), copyright 1993 Музыка — Бони Дунди Трэд (Boni Dundee Trad) | Оттуда Автор русского текста: Киссур Белый Кречет (предположительно) |
| You can bugger the bear, if you do it with care, in the winter, when he is asleep in his lair, Though I would not advise it in spring or in fall- but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. | Можно трахнуть медведя суровой зимой, Когда мишка в берлоге храпит под сосной. Hе советую этого делать весной, Hу, а ёжика вовсе не пробуй, друг мой. |
| If you're feeling quite coarse, you can bugger the horse, or the palfrey, the jennet, the stallion (with force), You can bugger the donkey, the mare, or the mule, Though to bugger the pony is needlessly cruel. | Можно трахнуть коня, можно трахнуть осла, (Пони жалко: уж больно лошадка мала), Жеребца ломового (тут сила нужна), Только с ёжика, брат, не возьмёшь ни рожна. |
| You can bugger the ox (if you stand on a box) And vulpologists say you can bugger the fox, You can bugger the shrew, though it's awfully small- But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. | Можно трахнуть быка (с высоты сундука), И лису, если верить словам знатока, Кое-кто говорит, можно трахнуть жука, Только ёжика, братцы, не трахнешь никак. |
| Herptologists gasp you can bugger the asp, Entymologists claim you can bugger the wasp. If an insects your thing, man, then just have a ball- But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. | Энтомолог сказал — можно трахнуть осу, Герпетолог сказал — и змею (на весу), Можно трахнуть любую зверушку в лесу, Только ёжика — нет, заруби на носу. |
| And the elephant too, that you meet in the zoo, Can be buggered if you are sure just what to do, You will need a large mattress upon which to fall- But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. | Можно трахнуть слона (тут стремянка нужна И матрас, для того, чтоб, упав со слона, Уцелела спина — высота не страшна!) Только ёжика трахнуть нельзя ни хрена. |
| You can bugger the bees if your down on your knees, You can bugger the termites with terminal ease You can bugger the beetle, the ladybug (bird!) too, There's no end to the buggering that you can do. | Можно трахнуть кота (это просто мечта!), Можно кролика трахнуть, из шляпы достав, Можно трахнуть дельфина и даже кита - Только с ёжиком выйдет одна маета. |
| You can bugger the cat if it isn't to fat You can bugger the rabbit you draw from your hat You can bugger the shark that you've chased in your yawl- But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. | Если ты так удал, поезжай-ка в Hепал, Трахни йети, что водится в Кхумбу-Гимал, Я охотно признаю, что ты экстремал - Лишь бы ёжика, парень, ты трахать не стал. |
| You can bugger the ermine, and all other vermine, Like rats, mice, and roaches, if your not discernin». You can bugger the dog, it will come when you call- But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. | Если чем-то тебе приглянулся удав, Я навряд ли скажу, что ты круто не прав. Можно трахнуть жирафу, забравшись на стол, Только с ёжиком выйдет — буквально — прокол. |
| Although Mr. Tiggy is not very big, he Avoids with great ease those who fancy his arse. He just curls in a ball, shows his prickles and all- And the would-be seducer leaves himin the grass. | Можешь трахать макак (не скажу тебе, как) Индюков и коров, поросят и собак, Утконоса, коль скоро ты редкий чудак - Только ёжика трахнет лишь круглый дурак. |
| If you're that kind of fool, and you have a long tool, Do it with a giraffe, if you stand on a stool, Catch a yeti, who lives in the snows of Nepal- But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. | Можно ёжика стукнуть, а можно и пнуть, Можно ёжика ножичком в пузико ткнуть, Можно в ёжика из револьвера пальнуть, А о том, чтобы трахнуть — и думать забудь. |
| For the hedgehog escapes the posterior rapes Performed upon others of different shapes Those who run, swim, or slither, they get it withal- But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. | И в конце трудового тяжелого дня, Трахнув тигра, летучую мышь и слепня, Ты воскликнешь устало: »Hу, что за фигня! Этот долбанный ёжик затрахал меня! |
| It is said, if you try, you can bugger the fly, Or the swallow as it skims so skilfully by, Use a noose or a net, or lime (if you've the gall)- but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. | |
| You can bugger the cow (I will not tell you how), Or the boar, or the piglet, the shoat or the sow, You can bugger the ass as it stands in the stall- But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. | |
| You can order or shoo him, or run a knife through him The one thing you cannot do is stick it to him. If you try to seduce him, you'll end in a fix, His prickles defend him against rampant pricks. | |
| You can bugger the ram, you can bugger the lamb, You can bugger the ewe, though the wether's a sham, You can bugger the tiger (it may caterwaul) But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. | |
| You can bugger the seal, you can bugger the eel, You can bugger the crab, though they say it can't feel, You can bugger the bat as the night casts its pall, But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. | |
| You can bugger the snake (hold it down with a rake), Though to bugger the quetzal may be a mistake. You can bugger the billy, the nanny the kid, But to bugger the hedeghog just cannot be did. | |
| You can bugger the slug, though it messes the rug, You can bugger the different species of bug, Or do it with a snail, if you slow to a crawl, But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all. | |
| At the end of the day, when you've had your rough way With all of those creatures, you'll just have to say That damned Erinaceous has been my downfall- For the hedgehog can never be buggered at all! |
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