The Big Bang Theory 2x14

The Financial Permeability

Season 2, Episode 14

* Raj: We smuggle Spries, which are essentially Icees, in under our coats, after having a pleasant meal either here, here or here.
   Leonard: I don't see how we missed that.
   Sheldon: Excuse me, in what universe are Spries Icees?
   Howard: That's how we missed it.


* Sheldon: This is money I'm not using.
   Penny: But what if you need it?
   Sheldon: My expenses account for 46.9% of my after-tax income. The rest is divided up between a small savings account, this deceptive container of peanut brittle and the hollowed-out buttocks of a superhero action figure who shall remain nameless for his own protection. Or her own protection.


* Penny: I'll pay you back as soon as I can.
   Sheldon: Of course you will. It's impossible to pay me back sooner than you can. Assuming you subscribe to a linear understanding of time and causality.


* Leonard: Hey, Penny. How's work?
   Penny: Great! I hope I'm a waitress at the Cheescake Factory for my whole life!
   Sheldon: Was that sarcasm?
   Penny: No.
   Sheldon: Was that sarcasm?
   Penny: Yes.
   Sheldon: Was that sarcasm?
   Leonard: Stop it!

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* Sheldon: You know, I've given the matter some thought, and I think I'd be willing to be a house pet to a race of super-intelligent aliens.
   Leonard: Interesting.
   Sheldon: Ask me why.
   Leonard: Do I have to?
   Sheldon: Of course. That's how you move a conversation forward.
   Leonard: Why?
   Sheldon: The learning opportunities would be abundant. Additionally, I like having my belly scratched.


* Leonard: Oh, you owe me another two dollars. The price of moo shu pork went up.
   Howard: It's getting tougher and tougher to be a bad Jew.


* Leonard: Here you go, Penny. Shrimp with lobster sauce.
   Penny: Thank you, Leonard. What's my share?
   Leonard: Don't worry about it. It's my treat.
   Penny: No, really, how much?
   Leonard: It's... whatever. $10, $11.
   Penny: Well, which is it, $10 or $11?
   Leonard: 14.50 But it's no biggie.


* Penny: It wasn't supposed to go this way.
   Leonard: Well, what was the plan?
   Penny: Um, waitress for six months and then become a movie star.
   Leonard: Was there a plan B?
   Penny: TV star.


* Leonard: Okay, is everyone clear on the plan?
   Howard: Yes. Koothrappali's going to wet himself, I'm gonna throw up, Sheldon's gonna run away, and you're going to die. Shall we synchronize our watches?
   Leonard: Guys, there are four of us and one of him.
   Howard: Which means his triumph will be even larger.


--- Словарик:
Permeability — проницаемость; проходимость
brittle — ореховые леденцы в форме плиток
abundant — обильный, изобильный


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