Doors & Corners

The Expanse 2×2

& Miller: God, I hate space.

& Amos: Look, I’m for killing whoever needs killing. But it’s not gonna make you feel better.

& Miller: Nah, I’m going down with the assault team.
    Holden: Have you seen the breaching pod? It’s a beer can taped to a rocket. You’re not gonna like the ride.

& Chrisjen: Sit!
    Admiral Souther: Is that an order?
    Chrisjen: If that’ll make you sit your ass down, yes. Please.

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& Chrisjen: Why don’t you grow a pair and tell me what you really think... We’re just two people having a drink. No ranks. Here, I’ll get the ball rolling. I’m a smug old bitch, who enjoys playing with life and death on her big chessboard. A snake in a sari...
    Admiral Souther: With dead eyes and a poison tongue and the solar system is in tatters because of people like you!..

& Volunteer: You look like you see your own ghost.
    Miller: I just... Hate... Space...

& Holden: You okay?
    Amos: Yeah. Did we win?

& Miller: You. Have we met?

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Safe

The Expanse 2×1

& Holden: At least we get to keep our hair....
    Miller: Thanks for the lift. And the cancer.

& Chrisjen: My father taught me something. Never listen to what people say. Just watch what they do.

& Amos: He said, «Extra-solar object».
    Holden: First proof of extraterrestrial life.
    Miller: And it’s just more death.

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& Miller: I was just, um... Organizing all my stuff here. Then I realized... I don’t have any stuff.

& Chrisjen: It takes two to play war.

& Gunny: You said our job is to prevent a war with Earth. Ever wonder if we’ve got it backwards?... Maybe we can’t have the dream of Mars, until we’ve had that war...

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To Have and Have Not

& Johnson: What sort of a day will it be?
    Steve: I don’t know. Just about like yesterday. Only better.

& Eddie: Was you ever bit by a dead bee?

& Eddie: Drinking don’t bother my memory. If it did I wouldn’t drink. I couldn’t. You see, I’d forget how good it was, then where’d I be? Start drinkin’ water, again.

& Slim: You know you don’t have to act with me, Steve. You don’t have to say anything, and you don’t have to do anything. Not a thing. Oh, maybe just whistle. You know how to whistle, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... blow.

& Harry Morgan: Walk around me. Go ahead, walk around me, clear around... Did you find anything?
    Slim: No. No, Steve. There are no strings tied to you, not yet.

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& Frenchy: Why are you doing this, Harry?
    Harry Morgan: I don’t know. Maybe because I like you, maybe because I don’t like them.

& Eddie: Say, what is this, is she going with us?
    Harry Morgan: Yeah, it looks like it.
    Eddie: Harry, you mean.... What’s she got... Who are you?
    Slim: Was you ever bit by a dead bee?
    Eddie: Was you?
    Slim: Yeah. You got to be careful of dead bees. They can sting you just as bad as live ones. Especially if they was kind of mad when they got killed.
    Eddie: I feel like I was talking to myself.
    Slim: I bet I’ve been bit 100 times that way.
    Eddie: Why don’t you bite them back?
    Slim: I would. Only I haven’t got a stinger.
    Eddie: I remember you. You’re all right. She can come, it’s okay with me. I’ll have both of you to take care of.

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The Emotion Detection Automation

The Big Bang Theory 10×14

& Raj: I broke up with that woman. She said she didn’t want to see me anymore and I found that insulting.

& Sheldon: Not every member of a species finds a mate. Sir Isaac Newton died a virgin. Look at the contributions he made.
    Raj: I’m not a virgin, Sheldon.
    Sheldon: Wha... So now you think you’re better than Isaac Newton?

& Howard: Sometimes people say things they don’t mean.
    Sheldon: Oh, that’s a paradox. I-If you meant what you just said, then that means you may not have meant what you just said.

& Sheldon: Uh, little tip: jokes are often better when you end them with «Wocka Wocka» or «ha-cha-cha.»

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& Sheldon: Hey, Leonard, if you’re happy and you know it, no need to clap your hands, because I have an emotion detector.

& Sheldon: Leonard, please. I know an angry face when I see it. It’s this red frowny guy on my phone.

& Raj: Okay, uh, let’s get things started. Um, why don’t we go around the room, say your name, and why you broke up with me. Want to kick it off?

& Raj: I did do that. I can be insensitive to other people’s boundaries. Howard, would you write that down?
    Howard: Oh... schmuck. Got it.

& Sheldon: Yes! I don’t need an emotion machine! I am one!

& Howard: Okay, I’ll tell you what. I’ll make you a deal. 30 years from now, if you’re still single and things don’t work out with me and Bernadette... you and I can give it a go.

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Fleabag #1.6

& Bank Manager: People make mistakes.
    Fleabag: That’s why they put rubbers at the end of pencils.
    Bank Manager: Is that a joke?
    Fleabag: I don’t know.

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& Boo: They shouldn’t have just locked him up.
    Fleabag: He pencil-fucked a hamster.
    Boo: Yeah, but he’s obviously not happy, happy people wouldn’t do things like that. And anyway, that’s the very reason why they put rubbers on the end of pencils.
    Fleabag: To fuck hamsters?
    Boo: No, because people make mistakes.

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Arrival

& TV Anchor: If this is some sort of peaceful first contact, why send 12? Why not just one?

& Dr. Louise Banks: Well, Mom, please don’t bother with that channel. How many times do I have to tell you those people are idiots?

& Dr. Louise Banks: Before you commit to him, ask him the Sanskrit word for «war» and its translation. ...
    Colonel Weber: Gavisti. He says it means «an argument.» What do you say it means?
    Dr. Louise Banks: «A desire for more cows.»

& Dr. Louise Banks: Kangaroo. In 1770, Captain James Cook’s ship ran aground off the coast of Australia, and he led a party into the country and they met the Aboriginal people. One of the sailors pointed at the animals that hop around and put their babies in their pouch, and he asked what they were, and the Aborigines said, «Kanguru.»
    Colonel Weber: And the point is?
    Dr. Louise Banks: It wasn’t until later that they learned that «kanguru» means «I don’t understand.»

& Ian Donnelly: It’s a good story.
Dr. Louise Banks: Thanks. It’s not true. But it proves my point.

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& Ian Donnelly: So, what are we gonna call them?
    Dr. Louise Banks: I don’t know.
    Ian Donnelly: I was thinking Abbott and Costello.

& Ian Donnelly: You know, I was doing some reading about this idea that if you immerse yourself into a foreign language, that you can actually rewire your brain.
    Dr. Louise Banks: Yeah, the Sapir-Whorf Hypothesis... It’s the theory that the language you speak determines how you think and...
    Ian Donnelly: Yeah. It affects how you see everything.

& Dr. Louise Banks: Suits. Honor. Flowers. Colonel, those are all tile sets in mahjong. God, are they... Are they using a game to converse with their heptapods?
    Colonel Weber: Maybe. Why?
    Dr. Louise Banks: Well, let’s say that I taught them chess instead of English. Every conversation would be a game, every idea expressed through opposition, victory, defeat. You see the problem? If all I ever gave you was a hammer...
    Colonel Weber: Everything’s a nail.

& Dr. Louise Banks: If you could see your whole life from the start to finish, would you change things?

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A Good Day to Die

Lucifer 2×13

& Lucifer: Hello, Burtrude. Remember me?

& Chloe: Do I look okay?
    Lucifer: You... you look heaven-sent.

& Lucifer: Well, miracles aren’t my thing, but I’m sure we can come to an arrangement.

& Lucifer: Well, it’s simple. All I need to do is die.

& Lucifer: The plan is simple: you kill me, I go down to Hell, ....

& Linda: Lucifer, what makes you so sure you’d go to Hell?
    Lucifer: In case you’ve missed it, doctor, I’ve been banned from Heaven. There’s no where else for me to go!

& Mazikeen: This is the craziest plan I’ve ever heard. I’m in.

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& Charlotte: Doctor, surely you have some sensible advice.
    Linda: Um, he’s the Devil. Nothing’s really been sensible since I found that out.

& Lucifer: Okay, who wants to kill me?

& Amenadiel: Luci?... Good luck.
    Lucifer: Don’t worry, brother. It feels like a good day to die.

& Linda: Oh, my God. He’s dead. He’s really dead.

& Prof. Carlisle: Please. I need to get out of here. How do I get out?
    Lucifer: Well, it’s quite simple, you can’t. Not until you no longer believe you deserve it. And I have never seen anyone pull themselves out of here.

& Lucifer: Where’s a resurrection when you need one?

& Lucifer: You don’t deserve to be here, brother!
    Uriel: You’re right, I don’t. But you do. You think it’s that easy to let go? Think again, brother.

& Mazikeen: This isn’t right. Something’s wrong in Hell.

& Lucifer: I mean, how can I trust anything, anyone, now that I know He might be behind it all?

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Panopticon

Colony 2×4

& Burke: ...concealing a crime is as bad as participating. Think about that before we talk again.

& Will: I can handle her...

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& Will: We’re gonna get through it... together.

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Notes on a Scandal

& Barbara Covett: People trust me with their secrets. But who do I trust with mine?..

& Barbara Covett: The first day of a new term. Here come the local pubescent proles, the future plumbers and shop assistants and doubtless the odd terrorist, too.

& Barbara Covett: In the old days, we confiscated cigarettes and wank mags. Now it’s knives and crack cocaine. And they call it progress.

& Sandy Pabblem: «The history department functions as one would expect for a school of this intake. Examination results have been consistent for 30 years, below the national average but above the level of catastrophe. Recommendation, no change necessary.»...
    Barbara Covett: It took me most of the summer to write it.

& Sheba Hart: When you started, didn’t you want to give them a real education to help them overcome the poverty of their backgrounds?
    Barbara Covett: Oh, yes, of course. But one soon learns that teaching is crowd control... We’re a branch of the social services... Console yourself with the gems. That’s when it’s satisfying. You can make a real difference. The rest is just cattle-prod and pray.

& Barbara Covett: One must make an effort when one receives an invitation. The art of it is seeming not to.

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& Barbara Covett: It’s a peculiar trait of the privileged, immediate incautious intimacy. But Sheba went well beyond the tendencies of her class. She was utterly candid, a novice confessing to the mother superior.

& Barbara Covett: It began to feel like our secret, and secrets can be seductive.

& Steven Connolly: Aren’t you gonna open it? It’s made of real fake gold.

& Steven Connolly: You’re a nice person and you’ve been cool and it’s been great, OK? But it was supposed to be fun, and now it’s a serious thing.

& Barbara Covett: They always let you down in the end. Jennifer said I was too intense. Meaning what, exactly? That I am loyal in my friendships? That I will go to the ends of the earth for someone I admire?

& Barbara Covett: People like Sheba think they know what it is to be lonely, but of the drip, drip of long-haul, no-end-in-sight solitude, they know nothing.
    What it’s like to construct an entire weekend around a visit to the launderette or to be so chronically untouched that the accidental brush of a bus conductor’s hand sends a jolt of longing straight to your groin.
    Of this, Sheba and her like have no clue.

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Sam

Sneaky Pete 1×5

& Karolina: Have you ever known money to just disappear? It leaves a trace.

& Taylor: One bit of good news. The guy, the asshole who hit me... He’s got a record. I don’t. You?
    Pete: Me?
    Taylor: Look, I haven’t seen you in 20 years, you could be out there, I don’t know... robbin’ banks.
    Pete: Not recently. No.

& Otto: Pete, son, I think you should step outside, your grandmother and I are gonna have a fight.

& Audrey: Ever think about getting married... resist the temptation.

& Karolina: I’m looking for a book. I don’t know the author or the title.
    Marjorie: Do you know the genre?
    Karolina: Just know it’s about revenge.

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& Katie: No, I do miss it. I do. Like an alcoholic misses a drink. Remembering the fun, forgetting it’ll fucking kill you.

& Otto: That’s the problem with following somebody who knows you, you can’t get too close.

& Otto: Sometimes somebody knows they’re being followed, they hop into a building so they can skip out back, leaving the one who’s tailing them out front. With their thumb up their ass.

& Otto: I hate the way Sam walks. I want a piano to fall on him.

& Pete: Hey, Grandpa... I got an idea.

& Otto: I will talk to her about it in the morning. Not tonight. Tonight, I am gonna be shit-faced.

& Otto: Cheaters always think they’re being cheated.

& Carly: Who the hell are you?

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Финн — Дневник Анны

<< Анна и Черный Pыцарь (Трилогия Анны — 2)

Трилогия Анны — 3

  “Хотя Анна ходила в церковь и воскресную школу, единственной эмоцией, которую она оттуда выносила, было глубокое раздражение. ...

&  Очень часто на бумажках оказывались слова, использовать которые пристало только взрослым. Такие «взрослые» слова в устах шестилетнего ребенка временами ставили нас всех в тупик, но Анна вывела коренной принцип их использования, с которым было не поспорить: «Если слово говорит правильную вещь правильным образом, его надо использовать; если нет – выкидывать на фиг».

&  Мраморный пол в черную и белую шашечку интересовал ее гораздо больше, чем проповеди священника. Как она однажды объяснила мне про этот пол, «у меня от него везде щекотно», а все, от чего у вас везде щекотно, ближе всего к богу.

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&  Больше всего Анну раздражало в церкви то, что там собиралась куча людей, ждущих чуда. Для Анны чудом было все, что ее окружало, а самым большим чудом – то, что она посреди всего этого жила.

&  Любофь это очен смишная вещ патамушто ее нельзя увидеть и нельзя услышать и нельзя потрогать когда она у тебя ест. Тогда как ты знаеш што она у тебя ест? Вот я тибе и скажу. Кагда Нилс гаварит мне придстафь што у тибя читыре канфеты в адной руке и шест в другой то сколко у тибя будет фсиво? И я ему гаварю што у миня нет ни адной патамушто их у миня нет и если я скажу што у миня чевото ест то это будет неправда а это плохо. Кагда ктото гаварит я тибя лублу Анна откуда мне знат што это правда?

  ... И я пабижала в комнату к Маме и прыгнула в кравать к Маме и очен много ее пацыловала патаму што у миня внутри было много любви и Мама абняла миня очен крепко и я была очень щаслива и Мама сказала Анна севодня будет атличный день и я сказала Да Мама! и засмиялась патаму што это было савсем ни так.”

Criminal

& Jericho Stewart: I don’t know what happens next, but this I do know. You hurt me, I hurt you worse.

& Warden: Truth is, I have no way to discipline him. You can’t punish someone who doesn’t know they did anything wrong. He does not understand society or how people are supposed to behave.

& Dr. Franks: Anything you’re allergic to?
    Jericho Stewart: Yeah, luck.

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& Jericho Stewart: Cheers... Who the fuck says «cheers»?

& Jericho Stewart: I wish I could keep being him.

& Jericho Stewart: You’re the guy who killed me.

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Fleabag #1.5

& Fleabag: Plaits. Either she’s got her period or some serious shit’s gone down.

& Claire: Where’s her head?
    Fleabag: She’s got your boobs — she doesn’t need one.

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& Godmother: I’m just very lucky. I will be touched until the day I die. And so will you, Claire. I mean, it’s really all that humans want — is to be loved... and to be touched.

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The Fury

Sneaky Pete 1×4

& Taylor: No, no, Pete. Way harder to look inside someone else’s head than you think.

& Mr. Mukherjee: First lesson of poker: unless it’s a bluff, never make a bet that can only be called by hands that beat you.

& Winslow: The important thing is we’re on the same side.
    Bagwell: Yeah? And what side is that?
    Winslow: Law enforcement?..
    Bagwell: No, that’s where I’m gonna have to disagree with you... I know not here to enforce, brother. I’m here to empower.

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& Vince: .....And Lonnie comes up to me, and he just whispers in my ear... «Okay, motherfucker. You broke it. You bought it.»

& Vince: Eddie, Eddie, Eddie. It’s best for you not to say anything right now.

& Vince: You broke it. You bought it.

& Pete: Do you remember what you said to me? Eddie, what did you say to me?
    Eddie: I said I was scared.
    Pete: And what did I tell you?
    Eddie: Put my head on your chest. Close my eyes. That you would be scared for the both of us. Marius... I’m scared.

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Over a Barrel

Elementary 5×13

& Holmes: Doesn’t matter what I think. Armed standoffs have a habit of ending unpredictably.

& Holmes: There were no trials in New York on February 12.
    Det. Bell: Why is that?
    Holmes: Abraham Lincoln’s birthday. New York is one of seven states which observes it as a holiday, and all the courthouses are closed.

& Det. Bell: There a... reason you’ve got a totem pole in your bathroom?
    Holmes: It’s too big for the closet.
    Det. Bell: Hmm.

& Holmes: It’s New York from above. This is a small fragment of the thousands of hours of covert surveillance footage recorded by the FBI and their fleet of drones. They do so over many major U.S. cities. All in the name of homeland security. Hmm.

& Det. Bell: Can’t exactly go walking into gang territory with a sign that says, «Looking for bad guys.» .... This is a bad idea.
    Holmes: Don’t have time for good ideas.

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& Jack Brunelle: Do you have any idea what it’s like to lose a child? If you ask any parent if they would die in place of a daughter or a son, I guarantee you the answer would be yes. And do you know why? It’s not because of honor, or duty, or parental responsibility. It’s because it’s easier. It’s easier to die than it is to be left behind.

& Holmes: Is it just me, Detective Bell, or do you hear that?
    Det. Bell: Hear... what?
    Holmes: The sound of evidence being destroyed? It’s coming from inside that building. Thank heavens the Supreme Court 2011 ruling in Kentucky v. King grants us probable cause to search the premises in precisely this situation.

& Det. Bell: The question is, what does that have to do with this?
    Holmes: Well, I tasted some of the Shoreline 99s’ maple syrup before I left their building. It has a woody, vanilla essence, with a hint of crushed leaves. If I can identify a batch of syrup from one of the... city’s many pancake dispensaries...

& Holmes: I began exploring the notion when I recalled the writings of 19th century Russian occultist Helena Blavatsky. To paraphrase: no myth is wholesale fable. Even the most fanciful legends begin as a small grain of truth.

& Watson: Here’s what I don’t get. I mean, you could shave your own head, so why do I have to do it?
    Holmes: Mm... partners in everything, I suppose, Watson.

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Финн — Анна и Черный Pыцарь (6/6)

<< Ранее

&  – Взросление. Взросление – что это, к дьяволу, такое?
     – И не спрашивайте. Если даже вы этого не знаете, то ума не приложу, кто мог бы знать.
     – Тише, тише, мой молодой Финн. Не сыпьте мне соль на раны. Тут, скорее всего, дело в том, чтобы научиться понимать. Если нет, то в чем же еще?
     – Возможно, вы и правы, но ведь так получается далеко не всегда, не правда ли?
     – Согласие подчиниться идеям других людей – вот что это такое. Подчинение!

&  Конформизм, соответствие чужим идеям – слишком большая цена за удовольствия жизни.

&  – Я слушаю и слышу, что она говорит. Быть может, я слышу слишком хорошо и всякий раз дорабатываю и исправляю то, что слышу, но часто – о, даже слишком часто – я просто не слушаю ее. Быть может, в этом-то и состоит проблема взросления – слышать, но не слушать. Проклятые дети, – ухмыльнулся он, – они слушают, но очень редко слышат.

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&  – В книгах можно найти все, что вам надо знать, но где же, скажите мне на милость, где нам отыскать то, что мы хотим знать?

&  – Она, кажется, способна вывернуться из любой самой сложной ситуации.
     – Ох, – резюмировал я, – иногда она просто отдает тебе ход. Если хочешь играть, приходится быть к этому готовым.

  ... Этим мне и пришлось удовольствоваться.”

>> Дневник Анны (Трилогия Анны — 3)

Snowden

& Drill Sergeant: Snowden! Where the fuck is Snowden?

& Corbin O’Brian: Any other influences?
    Edward Snowden: I’d say Joseph Campbell, Star Wars, Thoreau, Ayn Rand...
    Corbin O’Brian: One man can stop the motor of the world. Atlas Shrugged.
    Edward Snowden: Yes, sir. I believe that.
    Corbin O’Brian: Let’s try again. Why do you want to join the CIA?

& Edward Snowden: You won’t have that problem with me. I don’t drink or do drugs.
    Hank Forrester: What is your sin of choice?
    Edward Snowden: Uh, computers.
    Hank Forrester: Well, then, Snowden, you’ve come to the right little whorehouse.

& Hank Forrester: You would think intelligence would count for something in the intelligence business... You wanna know what it really is? What really sets the agenda? Military industrial happiness management.

& Corbin O’Brian: In 20 years, Iraq will be a hellhole nobody cares about. Terrorism’s a short-term threat. The real threats will come from China, Russia, Iran, and they’ll come as SQL injections and malware. Without minds like yours, this country will be torn apart in cyberspace. I don’t want to risk losing you for some horseshit war over sand and oil.

& Edward Snowden: How is this all possible?
    Gabriel Sol: Um, keyword selectors. «Attack,» «take out Bush.» So think of it as a Google search, except instead of searching only what people make public, we’re also looking at everything they don’t. So... Emails, chats, SMS, whatever.
    Edward Snowden: Yeah, but which people?
    Gabriel Sol: The whole kingdom, Snow White.

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& Edward Snowden: Is there some kind of trick to it?
    CIA Agent Geneva: It’s all about finding the pressure point. Everything else is just pushing on it.

& Corbin O’Brian: If you want to play with all the new toys and be safe, you pay the price of admission.
    Edward Snowden: Yeah, except people, they don’t even know they’ve made that bargain.

& Corbin O’Brian: Where’s the modern battlefield, soldier?
    Edward Snowden: Everywhere.
    Corbin O’Brian: What’s the first rule of battle?
    Edward Snowden: Never reveal your position.
    Corbin O’Brian: And if one unauthorized person knew? If Congress knew?
    Edward Snowden: So would the enemy.
    Corbin O’Brian: That, Mr. Snowden, is the state of the world. Secrecy is security, and security is victory.

& Edward Snowden: I feel like I’m made to do this. And if I don’t do it, then I don’t know anybody else that can. It’s like I’m on a trajectory that I can’t turn back from.

& Trevor James: You make it sound criminal, man. It’s war. It’s a job.
    Catfish: Oh, I don’t know, man. You saying jobs can’t be criminal?
    Trevor James: Not if you’re working for the government.
    Edward Snowden: You ever hear about the Nuremberg trials, Trev? They weren’t that long ago.
    Trevor James: Yeah. And we hung the Nazi big shots, right?
    Edward Snowden: Yeah, well, the big shots were the first trial, but then the next trial were just the judges, and lawyers, and policemen, and guards, and ordinary people just doing their jobs, following orders. That’s where we got the Nuremberg principles, which then the UN made into international law, just in case ordinary jobs become criminal again... Just sayin’.

& Edward Snowden: What’s keeping you safe is that you don’t know anything.

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Финн — Анна и Черный Pыцарь (5/6)

<< Ранее

&  – Внутри любого порядка есть беспорядок, – говаривала Ма. – А внутри беспорядка – порядок. И каковы бы они ни были, оба они – твои, и ничьи больше!

&  Насколько было известно Анне, мистер Бог был решительно приятным типом. Если придерживаться этого мнения, все начинает казаться совсем другим.

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&  С точки зрения Ма, причиной тому, что этот старый добрый мир так запутался, было отнюдь не то, что люди верили или, наоборот, не верили в бога. На самом деле вся штука была в том, что все хотели сделать больше, чем бог. Она формулировала это так: «Вам кто-нибудь когда-нибудь говорил, что вы обязаны сделать больше, чем бог, да или нет?» ...у нее всегда находилось время для себя самой, время, когда она просто жила – со всеми сопутствующими тому, чтобы просто жить, сумасшедшинками. Она умела выключаться. Анна тоже в совершенстве владела этим искусством. Она, кажется, умела выключаться от природы, а для меня оно всегда было тяжкой работой, и, чтобы научиться этому, мне пришлось потратить массу времени и сил.

&  Как говаривала Ма: «Как можно было бы читать книгу, если бы между словами не было промежутков? И представь себе, на что была бы похожа музыка, если бы не паузы!»

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Mr. Church

& Charlie: Henry Joseph Church could have been anything he wanted to be. He chose to cook. The key, he said, jazz.

& Marie: Next time, I want a story that’s not going to make me cry my eyes out.
    Henry Church: Some writers ain’t happy till they made the reader cry. And some readers ain’t happy till they do.

& Charlie: It’s an awful feeling to love someone so much that you absolutely hate them for leaving you. Even before they’ve gone.

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& Henry Church: Once upon a time...
    Izzy: They always start that way.
    Henry Church: Well, that’s how you know it’s a story, my dear.

& Charlie: Mr. Church once said a book is meant to be read from beginning to end, but is best understood from end to beginning.

& Charlie: People act strange around death. There are those who talk about everything but the person who died. Those who talk about only the person who died. Those who try to cheer you up. And those who can’t help but make you cry. And then there are those who say nothing at all. Because they don’t have to.

& Henry Church: "You gave me the most important thing life can offer. You gave me a family. And love.

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Sarge & Pea

Modern Family 8×11

& Phil: Luckily, as a former cheerleader, I haven’t lost my gift for lifting spirits. Though I can no longer make an N with my body.

& Gloria: Guys, come look! I did something very bad.

& Gloria: Manny is taking a nap, so I put a pig-a-let in the bed!
    Luke: Oh, my God. Where’d you get that?
    Gloria: You remember those farmers that we met? You’ll be surprised what they’ll do for a couple of big tips.
    Phil: ... What did you hear?

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& Claire: Hunger, yeah. Definitely. Um, Mitchell is on a diet, speaking of hunger. What can you eat now?
    Mitchell: Uh... less.

& Mitchell: This kindness, I don’t trust it.
    Claire: I know, it’s like a purple sky before a storm.
    Mitchell: Exactly.
    Claire: Beautiful until you realize the birds are agitated and ants are walking in circles.

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