30 Rock 1x3

Blind Date

Season 1, Episode 3

& Liz: What do guys like?
    Frank: Uh, porn.
    Liz: No, I mean, if you were gonna go on a date with a woman, how would you want her to act?
    Frank: Like she was in a porn.


& Jack Donaghy: What are you gonna wear?
    Liz: This, probably. I don't have time to go home.
    Jack: No, that won't do. I want you to go out on your lunch hour, and find something. At a women's clothing store.


& Tracy: Remind me what's better. A pair of black Aces or a pair of red Aces?

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& Liz: Jack is ridiculous.
    Gretchen Thomas: Oh, I worked with Jack in Plastics. He tends to approach everything the same way. Locate the problem. Isolate the problem. Set the problem up with a lesbian.


& Liz: Well, it was nice of you to let him keep his job.
    Jack: The Italians have a saying, Lemon. "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." And although they've never won a war, or mass-produced a decent car, in this area, they are correct. In five years, we'll all either be working for him... or be dead by his hand.


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