Wise Owl

Inside No. 9 (7×6)

Wise Owl: Don't be a twit-you. Leave electricity alone.

Wise Owl: Don't be a twit-you. Always stay safe with your mummy and daddy. Wise Owl knows best.

Ronnie: Wise Owl?
Wise Owl: What?!
Ronnie: Joanne wants to light her candles but I told her it's dangerous.
Wise Owl: Twit-you! What does it say on the box? Can't you read?
Ronnie: "Safety matches."
Wise Owl: Exactly! They're safe.

Wise Owl: Wise Owl knows best.

Wise Owl: Ronnie! You mustn't say anything. Wise Owl won't let you. And we must always do what Wise Owl says... mustn't we?

Ronnie: Get stuffed.

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