House M.D. 1x02

Paternity (2004)

* Хауз: Настойчивость не означает важность (Perseverance does not equal worthiness).

* Хауз: 30% всех отцов даже не подозревают, что растят чужого ребенка.
  Форман: Ложное отцовство составляет 10%.
  Хауз: Это наши мамы хотят, чтобы все так считали.

* — Никаких смесей, одно только мамочкино молочко.
    Хауз: Вкуснятина!

* Cameron: What about sex?
   House: Well, it might get complicated. I mean, we work together. ... I'm older, certainly, but maybe you like that.
   Cameron: I meant maybe he has neurosyphilis.
   House: Huh. Nice cover.

* House: Pain will make you do stupid things.

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* House: Dr. Cuddy. Great outfit.
   Cuddy: What are you doing back here? Patient?
   House: No. Hooker. Went to my office instead of my home.

* House: How'd you talk him down?
   Foreman: Actually, Chase tackled him.
   House: How come you didn't do it?
   Foreman: Right. Well, I am black, but he was closer.

* House: So, you have family here in Princeton?
   — No.
   House: Here on work?
   — No. Why are you —
   House: Does your penis hurt?
   — No. What? Should it?
   House: No. Just thought I'd toss you a really inappropriate question. Your lawyer's gonna love it.

* House: Oh, crap. Another reason I don't like meeting patients. If they don't know what you look like, they can't yell at you.

* Foreman: Look. I'm sorry. I can explain this as best I can, but the notion that you're gonna fully understand your son's treatment... and make an informed decision is... is kind of insane.
   Here's what you need to know. It's dangerous. It could kill him.
   You should do it.

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