Our Little Island Girl: Part 2

This Is Us 6×6

Beth: So, now I want you all to turn around and face the mirror and repeat after me... I can, and I will. ... Again. I can, and I will.

Kate: Well, this isn't gonna be awkward at all.

Kate: It's really cute when he tries to make it look natural.

Kate: It's not every day that our brother gets to star in a reboot of a show that made his career and then almost cost him his career. We're gonna be there.

Kate: Are you gonna say something about my weight?
Kevin: Do you want me to?
Kate: No.
Kevin: You gonna say something about my drinking?
Kate: Do you want me to?
Kevin: ... No.

Kevin: The last thing you need is a cross-country trip to, what, witness 50 Pearsons watch Police Academy 3 for the 300th time and argue over an old hat?

Mr. Clarke: Don't ever forget... how special you are. Our little island girl...
Beth: ...who dance before she walked.
Mr. Clarke: Who dance before she walked. You're going to change the world one day.

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The One Where Emma Cries

Friends 9×2

Phoebe: She's just so cute. Oh, I just want to bite her ear off and use it as a sucking candy...
Monica: Phoebe!
Phoebe: Ha, ha.
Monica: But I could take one of those little feet and put it in a pita pocket.

Rachel: It's been hours, and it won't stop crying.
Phoebe: She, Rach. Not it. She.
Rachel: Yeah. I'm not so sure. Oh, my God, I'm losing my mind.
Monica: Yeah, no kidding.
Phoebe: All right, this just proves no good can come from having sex with Ross!

Phoebe: You guys, we can't turn on each other, okay? That's just what she wants.

Chandler: You know we said it would be fun to move to Paris for a year? And you could study French cooking, and I could write... and we could picnic along the Seine, and go wine-tasting in Bordeaux.
Monica: Oh, yeah.
Chandler: Okay. You know how people say that Tulsa... is the Paris of Oklahoma?

Ms. McKenna: You fell asleep?
Chandler: But only because I was up all night worried about this meeting... Isn't that funny?.. Irony. Not a fan? All right.

Ross: It's better this way anyway. I don't know what I was thinking, going down that road again with us. It's just much easier if we're just friends who have a kid. ...
Joey: And you're okay with that?
Ross: Yes. That's what we always planned. And if you have a plan, you should stick to it. That's why they call them plans.

Monica: I can't believe it. She's asleep. I got her to go to sleep. Oh. I have actual magical powers.
Phoebe: I can hear traffic and birds. I can hear the voices in my head again-- I'm kidding.

Rachel: You know what I really, really want?
Ross: What, Rach?
Rachel: I wanna sleep. I wanna eat. I wanna take a shower. I mean, before she wakes up, and we gotta do this all over again.

Rachel: I got news for you... Emma: Not easy.

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The King's Man (2021)

Polly: Fear is natural. The problem is, the more you fear something, the more likely it is to come true.

Shepherd: What is trust? Trust is having confidence... in the honesty of another. That will be our weapon... to change the world. Who do I trust? Animals. They never let me down... and they follow my commands blindly. The question I now have is... can I trust you to behave like them?

Conrad Oxford: It's just Serbia. It's such a small part of the world. Why do they care?
Orlando Oxford: Well, because small things can grow into big problems.

Conrad Oxford: My lord, it would be my honor to volunteer.
Orlando Oxford: Honor?
Kitchener: Fine words, young Conrad.
Orlando Oxford: But therein lies the problem. Legally, you're not old enough to join up. But still young enough to believe it's an honorable thing to die for one's country.
Kitchener: The object of war is not to die for one's country... but to make the enemy die for theirs.

Orlando Oxford: Reputation is what people think of you. Character is what you are.

Orlando Oxford: You see, this war has made me realize... that we cannot rely on politicians to do their job properly. So, I decided... that we should do something about it.
Conrad Oxford: This isn't making any sense to me, Father.
Orlando Oxford: Let me explain. My reputation is of a man not wanting to be involved... which means that my character finds it much easier to be involved unnoticed. Just like domestic servants everywhere who are seen but not heard. Essentially invisible. Unless they're part of the Oxford family, of course.

Shepherd: I want you to pick up where Rasputin failed. I don't care about your ideology or your politics. Just start your fucking revolution... and get Russia out of my war... Comrade Lenin.

Comrade Lenin: When my revolution is complete... the flocks left will be so powerful... your one problem will be finding my equal to balance from the right.

Lance Corporal Reid: This is gonna sound stupid. But according to Conrad, I'm Lancelot. You're Merlin, and I'm requesting an audience with King Arthur.

Conrad Oxford: I thought I knew what I wanted. My father warned me. My father warned me. I didn't listen... and now it all makes sense.

Orlando Oxford: Enough of dealing with tentacles, Shola. It's time to cut off the head.

Shepherd: What say we end this shite as gentlemen? After all... manners maketh man.

King George: I owe you a great personal debt that I still have my crown.
Orlando Oxford: In that case, would you meet me tomorrow at Kingsman, 3:00?
King George: A tailor shop?
Orlando Oxford: Yes, sir. Number 11, Savile Row.

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A Free Scratcher and Feminine Wiles

Young Sheldon 5×14

Dr. Linkletter: I cannot work with that creepy little know-it-all one more day.
President Hagemeyer: I-I'm sorry, but are we talking about Sheldon or Sturgis?

Dr. Sturgis: He's not interested in anyone else's input.
President Hagemeyer: I-I'm sorry, Sheldon or Linkletter?

Missy: God, I swear I'll never ask for anything again, just one more 500. Thank you.

Mary: I don't know. I'll think about it.
George: What's to think about? Have some fun for once.
Missy: Ooh, we getting something fun with the money?
George: We're talking about a dishwasher.
Missy: When did your dreams die?
George: When we had kids.
Mary: George.

Dr. Carol Lee: I hear you, but... ghobe'.
Sheldon: Wait, that's "no" in Klingon. Do you speak Klingon?
Dr. Carol Lee: I looked up that one word. I had a feeling it would come in handy.

Connie: Mary, I love you, but sometimes it's kind of like you're waging a war on fun.
Mary: Why? Because I have values? Well, too bad because they're not going away!
Connie: Oh, and fun is down for the count.

Principal Tom Peterson: George, let me tell you something. Getting divorced sucks.
George: I know.
Principal Tom Peterson: You don't. If you think you're upset about a $500 scratcher, try sitting home alone with half your money gone.
George: I thought you were gonna say something about love and vows...
Principal Tom Peterson: Half, George. And it wasn't a lot when it was a whole.

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Spit

Boss 1×6

Elliot McGantry: The choice is his, sort of. I mean, does man really have free choice? Brothers Karamazov, "The Grand inquisitor." It changed my life.

Mayor Tom Kane: When you choose between the lesser of two evils, your choice is still evil.
Ryan Kavanaugh: A necessary evil. You do something bad to do something good.

Mayor Tom Kane: See, the thing is one necessary evil leads to another until one day you can't differentiate between what's necessary and what's merely expedient. And when that happens, you're done. You're a monster.

Ryan Kavanaugh: Nice guys don't turn dumps into city parks or force landlords to clean up slums. Not here.
Mayor Tom Kane: It's nice here. I should've visited before.
Ryan Kavanaugh: Yeah, try touring your city some time. See what the monster has built.

Meredith Kane: It's hard to imagine, isn't it? The city without him, him without it. But then, not impossible...

Ryan Kavanaugh: Some deals are worth doubling down on.

Kitty O'Neill: Bensenville class action suit. I spoke with them this morning. They have us over a barrel--
Mayor Tom Kane: Stop. Do you know who I am?
Kitty O'Neill: Yes, sir, I believe so.
Mayor Tom Kane: Spectators stand on the sidelines shaking their heads, lacking the balls. Do you know what I mean?
Kitty O'Neill: No, sir.
Mayor Tom Kane: When Truman nuked Japan, when Lincoln sent boys out to kill their cousins, you think they gave a shit about their approval rating?
Kitty O'Neill: No, sir.
Mayor Tom Kane: Fuck the spectators. If there's another city in this country that takes better care of its citizens, you tell me now which one you think it is... Anyone?... Good. If in the course of doing what I believe is best for this city, there is collateral damage, who here wants to explain to me the position of those on the sidelines shaking their heads?... Good. Now you were saying about this lawsuit?
Kitty O'Neill: Nothing, sir.
Mayor Tom Kane: Just get me a deal. I will settle this one.

Mayor Tom Kane: The art of political survival, one day at a time. You make it through one, then the next. String enough days together, people forget. They move on to newer matters.

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Family Day

Resident Alien 2×5

Harry Vanderspeigle: Hello. Can I talk to the alien, please?

Harry Vanderspeigle: Mm. He hung up. He knows my mother. And they had intercourse.

Harry Vanderspeigle: Is this how humans feel when they have a child... Angry and resentful for having to care for a tiny thing? If she were a pet bird, I would leave the cage door open and the ceiling fan on.

Asta Twelvetrees: Yeah, well... he's not the same man you used to know.

Harry Vanderspeigle: You are the worst daughter that I have.
Liza Vanderspeigle: I am your only daughter, you idiot!
Harry Vanderspeigle: If I had another daughter and she was bad, you would be worse!

Liza Vanderspeigle: You're different than before, like, head-injury different.

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Shut In (2022)

Jessica: Daddy's not bad, okay? He's not bad. He's just… He's sick.

Jessica: I'm sorry, baby. I'm sorry. Mommy wasn't nice. I miss Nana too. But we have to take of each other now. Okay?

Jessica: I'm a bad mom. Okay? I just didn't know how to do it. I never learned. And you don't know this, but… I was just too young when you came around and I wasn't ready for all of this. And then… I left you alone for so long when I was sick. I messed up real bad. But I'm trying. Just promise me that you not gonna grow up… and hate me, like I hated my mom.

Jessica: Here it comes...!

Sammy: Hope? ... You're an idiot. People who use hope are desperate. They're desperate people. Weak people.

Rob: You're nothing!
Jessica: I'm not nothing.

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The One Where No One Proposes

Friends 9×1

Joey: ... And he brought flowers. Oh, thanks, Ross. I'm really more of a candy kind of guy.
Ross: You're weird today.

Joey: Rachel thinks I asked her to marry me.
Chandler: What? Why does she think that?
Joey: Because it kind of looked like I did.
Chandler: Again, what?

Joey: Okay, I was down on one knee with the ring in my hand...
Chandler: As we all are at some point during the day.

Chandler: Ross had a ring? And he was gonna propose?
Joey: I guess.
Chandler: And you did it first?... This is gonna kill him. You know how much he loves to propose.

Monica: I want a baby.
Chandler: Honey, we've been over this. I need to be facing the other way.

Ross: Dad, what are you doing?
Jack Geller: There are people in there having sex.
Ross: It can't be me. I'm standing right here.

Rachel: Oh, look. She's pulling away again. Do you think my nipples are too big for her mouth? She looks scared. Doesn't she look scared?
Joey: You know, I don't really know her.

Rachel: This is so frustrating. Why doesn't she want my breast?
Joey: I don't know. Maybe she's crazy.

Ross: Why? Why, why would she think we're engaged?
Phoebe: Perhaps because you gave her an engagement ring? You know, Ross, doctors are supposed to be smart.

Ross: I didn't give her that ring.
Phoebe: You didn't?
Ross: No.
Phoebe: So whose ring is it?
Ross: It's mine.
Phoebe: Is it an engagement ring?
Ross: Yes.
Phoebe: But you didn't give it to her?
Ross: No.
Phoebe: But you were going to propose?
Ross: No.
Phoebe: Huh. I might be losing interest in this.

Monica: Hi, Dad. I can still call you that, right?
Jack Geller: Of course. I'll always be your dad.
Chandler: I just want you to know that what you witnessed in there, that wasn't for fun.
Monica: It wasn't fun?!

Jack Geller: Why, why, why would you?
Monica: Look, I just don't want you to think... that we're animals who do it whenever we want.
Jack Geller: Well, I don't think that. Before today, I never thought of you two having sex at all. It was a simpler time.

Chandler: That's funny. This conversation's how I got the bullet hole in my head.

Rachel: Joey asked me to marry him.
Monica: What?
Rachel: Joey proposed to me.
Monica: Is he crazy? You just had Ross' baby.
Rachel: Well, I said yes.
Monica: What, are you crazy? You just had Ross' baby.

Monica: It's so inappropriate. No, it is worse than that. It is wrong.

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Remembered

Boss 1×5

Mayor Tom Kane: Why bother with the muffin? Eat a cracker... I don't like half-assed. That's what I'm saying. If somebody's coming at me, I'd just as soon get hit all at once.

Mayor Tom Kane: Anything said in this room is off the record.
Sam Miller: In this room?

Kitty O'Neill: How did you know that, that guy was going to say that?
Ezra Stone: I didn't. But people always remember what they see with their hearts and not their heads. And a guy like that, apply the right kind of pressure, nine times out of 10, he will break your heart.
Kitty O'Neill: And put a face to this whole thing.

Ezra Stone: You squint at this right, you come out looking like a hero.

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Rogue Element

The Walking Dead 11×11

Eugene: I'm merely just trying to retroactively manage your expectations is all.

Eugene: You know, uh, I was thinking about you yesterday while I was getting my knives sharpened, and...
Stephanie: Should I be alarmed here?
Eugene: Uh, no. The thought which sprang to mind was decidedly not homicidal.

Eugene: Stephanie... I love you.

Juanita: Do you love her?
Eugene: A strong affirmative. And she has said that she reciprocates.
Juanita: Then relax... When a woman tells you that she loves you, believe her.

Lance Hornsby: If you're in with the right people, Carol, the sky's the limit.

Lance Hornsby: One of the things you learn as you're climbing your way up is that there are two types of people in any organization. On the one hand, you've got the mercenaries. They're in it for the money and whatever psychological itch their position allows them to scratch. And on the other, you have the patriots, the true believers, the ones who want to do good. And whether they are or not might be up to debate, but in their hearts, they're there because they believe in the organization.

Juanita: Uh, so can you let me in? I brought lasagne.
Eugene: .... This is an empty dish.
Juanita: Oh, yeah, sorry. I didn't make lasagne. People just always have to let you in if you're carrying food.

Lance Hornsby: It's nice when your hobby is also an apocalypse skill.

Eugene: She told me, "You can't wait till after you've lived through it, 'cause ready or not, right now is all we've got."

Juanita: I don't want to get in trouble, Eugene. I got a little job. I got a little bed. I might get a little cat. This is so bad.

Eugene: Now I realize the depths of my self-delusion, because Occam's razor should have led me to this conclusion before a well-placed kick to the belly ever did.

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Burn Rate

Billions 6×4

Kate Sacker: I was approached.
Chuck Rhoades: For a job?
Kate Sacker: Nobody said anything about a job.
Chuck Rhoades: It's a job.

Kate Sacker: So, obviously, I'm not going...
Chuck Rhoades: Oh, no, you're going. But you're going for me.

Scooter: M-Tap, I think he's right.
Mike Wagner 'Wags': Oh, I'm right, 'cause this is the down and dirty, and I happen to be both.

Taylor Mason: Feeling that Jack London, Elizabeth Gilbert call, huh?
Rian: I don't aim to leave for another eight to ten months, at least. Just pre-planning.
Taylor Mason: Once you've saved up enough.
Rian: Right. No shame in the frugality game. I'll peace once I have 600k. But for now, it's more about grooving the feeling. Visualizing.

Taylor Mason: If reality were as good as the fantasy, we wouldn't have had to invent "The Sims."
Rian: If we start talking Sims, I'll never get back to work.
Taylor Mason: Yeah. I lost all of 8th grade in service of one particularly needy pet Sim dog, an Akita.

Taylor Mason: Thing is, fantasy or reality, you aren't calculating opportunities lost. Here. To your career. To your development.
Rian: Come on, you never think about getting free?
Taylor Mason: No hidden agenda. I too have considered and calculated an out number.
Rian: Assuming it's a little steeper than the cost of a Pittsburgh duplex, huh? How much? Twenty mil? Fifty?
Taylor Mason: About twice that.
Rian: Oof! Boss wants a beach house and a ski chalet... No. No, they do not. Or that's not the why, anyway.
Taylor Mason: Correct. It's not for lifestyle. I plan to leave once I've accrued enough personal capital to drive real, measurable, prosocial advancement.
Rian: A 5% withdrawal rate to protect against principal erosion?
Taylor Mason: Exactly. One hundred million is a solid starting point to build a legacy of truly effective humanitarian progress.
Rian: Okay, but if my math is right, and I'm p-sure it is, you still got a while before you get to temple-run.
Taylor Mason: I do, so I gotta serve my master, get paid, and make sure I can move the needle even before I hit my number.

Bob Sweeney: Listen, I know I got to take a flume ride with one of you two lunatics on this. I just haven't decided who I win with yet. And you both need me more, so I finally got my balls back. Can you hear 'em clank?

Chuck Rhoades: Perhaps this isn't a decision that requires a great show of inner steel. Perhaps it merely requires remembering that we, both of us, serve the people. And Mike Prince's grand plan, it doesn't really serve them. We know this.
Bob Sweeney: You may know this. But I may need a little more convincing.

Mike Prince: Is she as good as they say?
Wendy Rhoades: Steel-trap legal mind, charisma, knows how to work the angles. Has political ambitions too. Learned at Chuck's elbow.
Mike Prince: Sounds amazing. Is she gettable?

Mike Prince: There must be something that would induce you to do it for me, to make it worth it.
Wendy Rhoades: I'm not that transactional.

Mike Prince: Consider it.
Wendy Rhoades: You hear what you're asking, right?
Mike Prince: You hear what I'm offering, right?.. So will you?

Kate Sacker: You starting a band?
Chuck Rhoades: We may have a meeting across the river, if you know what I'm saying.
Kate Sacker: Let's switch to you knowing what I'm saying. Congress. It's time.

Chuck Rhoades: We're finally doing the good thing for good reason, and it will be good for you, Kate.

Taylor Mason: You know what the most powerful four-letter word is?
Mike Prince: I don't curse much.
Taylor Mason: "Free."

Mike Prince: You have a line into it?
Taylor Mason: Yes. Here's the pitch: New Yorkers get it gratis, courtesy of the Games. Free Internet in the five boroughs is the holy grail. And we set it up so that every time a New Yorker uses it, someone in sub-Saharan Africa gets the same allotment of Wi-Fi.
Mike Prince: It's a do-good, feel-good, look-good play. The greatest trio since Run-DMC and Jam Master Jay. What's it gonna cost?
Taylor Mason: Twenty-two million, and we control the company.
Mike Prince: ..... Do it.

Mike Prince: How's this whole "Tango and Cash" thing going?
Mike Wagner 'Wags': Ah, the Stallone-Russell classic.
Roger 'Scooter' Dunbar: Which one is Stallone in that?

Rian: It won't be as much money. Barely any, really.
Taylor Mason: Willing to pay that price.
Rian: Yeah. Me too. More than willing... That's what I always say... It's not really. It just seemed like what I should say now.

Wendy Rhoades: You know, Kate... sometimes staying too long is a bigger risk than leaving too soon. There's never a right time to make a big change.

Mike Wagner 'Wags': Yeah, after we eat, it's off to Palazzo with our soft targets. Place is loaded with talent. Clean talent. And I mean clean. Ladies, gentlemen, other. Everything they'll want. And all documented, vaxxed, and virus-free with antibodies onboard.

Kate Sacker: Whoa! Whew. You scared me there... with your Batmobile. What brings you up to the triple digits?

Mike Prince: Having blind faith in anyone can be dangerous, even yourself. Adam Grant talks about this in Think Again. The best predictors of the future aren't smarter. They're just willing to take one more look, one more time, than the other folks.

Mike Prince: If your mother asks how many eggs you want, and you say one, but she makes two and you eat both, who's better at math, you or your mother?
Kate Sacker: Excuse me?
Mike Prince: What my old man used to say when I'd worked myself into a knot over something. Doesn't matter how good your gut is, don't double down on old instincts when presented with new insight.

Mike Prince: I love that you're loyal. You did right by your boss despite the potential cost to yourself. That's what matters. It's how I know that you'll serve me loyally as well. Until I help get you elected to Congress...

Mike Wagner 'Wags': My guns, they can't be empty!
Roger 'Scooter' Dunbar: Maybe you'll have a stray bullet left.

Mike Wagner 'Wags': "Him" is me, right? He manipulated me and you're congratulating him for it?
Mike Prince: Absolutely. Always give props to the guy who made the assist. The guy who scored already knows what he did.
Mike Wagner 'Wags': I need a slap on the ass when I score. That's how I'm wired.
Mike Prince: Good job, Wags! Feel better?
Mike Wagner 'Wags': Yeah.

Chuck Rhoades: Son of a bitch. They played the Albin on me!... I fancied myself some chess grandmaster and brought my big piece out early. Albin's a hyperaggressive counter. I lost my advantage... and failed to protect my goddamn queen.

Mike Prince: Done. It's not that you weren't transactional. It's that you're very good at it. And for the right reasons... which pleases me.

Taylor Mason: And now they get what? The consolation prize: a free tote bag?
Mike Prince: People love free tote bags. Especially when they don't know what they could have gotten.

Mike Prince: But, come on, what did you think your plan was really going to accomplish long term? What was going to change?
Taylor Mason: You know the answer. With Wi-Fi they could connect to the... I don't have to spell it out for you. You know the answer.
Mike Prince: I do. You know, I've lived through versions of this before. More than that, Africa has. There was a great initiative, with great goodwill and good intentions, to build wells in different places. Burkina Faso, Ghana, Mali. More. Ones that really needed it. Only once the wells were built, there was no money to maintain them. So when they broke and fell into disrepair, no one knew how to fix them. The people also became reliant on them. So instead of making things better, the people ended up worse off. This would be like that.

Mike Prince: You'd get them dependent on the connectivity, and then, when it disappeared, they'd be lost.
Taylor Mason: Sure, it's easy to take that position now.
Mike Prince: Nothing easy about it. But I pick and choose my shots to make things better, so that when I do it, it works. It holds. It sticks.

Mike Prince: You have a number.
Taylor Mason: I do.
Mike Prince: Hundred. Gotta be a hundred mil. That's the nine-digit combination that opens the lock to the escape hatch.
Taylor Mason: It is.

Mike Prince: The problem is the number shifts when you see what it can and can't do. I'm at over 10 billion. I'm a philanthropist, like you, yet I haven't left. Your eyes are always bigger than your stomach, and at your level, they should be.

Mike Prince: If this had been my cause, those struggling folks would be getting their Wi-Fi, regardless of the business end, with the money baked in to keep it going. Infrastructure, technicians on payroll to keep it reliable, sustainable, so the well would never run dry. Because even at a 150 mil a year personal OPEX, I can afford it, you can't.
Taylor Mason: So you're trying to turn this into an object lesson on scale.
Mike Prince: Not trying to do anything. That's what it is. I'm independently wealthy. You're not. You're kind of rich, which is great. But if you want to change the world, nine digits ain't gonna do it.

Taylor Mason: I can see that you are right that my number was faulty. I have a new one now.
Mike Prince: A billion...

Kate Sacker: I had the best professor.
Chuck Rhoades: What if that professor isn't done teaching yet?
Kate Sacker: Then he'd better find someone who's still in need of those particular lessons... because this student has already left the campus.

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The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part 2

Friends 8×24

Monica: Okay, mister. Fertilize me.

Monica: I can't believe this is taking so long. How are you doing?
Rachel: Oh, not bad. You know that feeling... when you're trying to blow a Saint Bernard out your ass?

Rachel: Oh, that's five, Ross. Five women have had five babies... and I have had no babies. Why doesn't she want to come out?

Rachel: Don't say "Oh, my God." "Oh, my God," what? What is that?
Dr. Long: That's the baby's buttocks. She's breech.
Ross: Oh, my God. I thought she had two heads.

Rachel: Are you okay?
Ross: You have no idea how much this hurts-- Keep going! Keep going!

Rachel: Oh, thanks for coming out of me!

Phoebe: Oh, my God. She's amazing.
Monica: Oh, I'm so glad you guys got drunk and had sex.
Chandler: It's incredible. I mean, one minute she's inside you... and then 47 hours later, here she is.
Joey: She looks so real... You know what I mean.

Janice: Yoo-hoo. Aaron Lipman-Guralnick would like to say hello to his future bride...
Rachel: Oh! Wow, he kind of takes your breath away, doesn't he?

Rachel: I hate to be the one to say it... but, honey, you two are on your own. Well, that's, you know, that's... We've been alone for the last 20 minutes and we're doing okay.

Phoebe: I'm sorry. For the last time, why aren't you two together again?

Ross: It's complicated, okay?
Phoebe: Yeah, that's true. Yeah, you love her, you always have... you have a child together. There's no right answer.

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Quiz #1.3

Diana Ingram: Um, you were recommended to us by Philip Jones in Reading. But we... we never thought a high-profile barrister would touch our case with a barge pole, because... Well, given that...
Sonia Woodley QC: Oh, given that your trial's already begun in the papers.
Diana Ingram: Yeah.
Sonia Woodley QC: And the press.

Sonia Woodley QC: It's new state of play.
Charles Ingram: What's the new state of play?
Sonia Woodley QC: Justice as entertainment. How the police communicate with the press. How the press communicate with the police.

Charles Ingram: People are laughing at us. I really don't know what's worse, people thinking we're criminals or idiots.
Sonia Woodley QC: There are worse things to be accused of.

Diana Ingram: That stupid show! Are we going to go to jail?
Charles Ingram: No. I don't know. But I know that I love you. No... No asking the audience, or phoning a friend, I love you. I love you.

Sonia Woodley QC: Have you ever heard of this little thing called "confirmation bias"? When an assumption sinks into the brain, it rearranges and reorganises all facts to support the assumption. Like on the show relay. People, suspicious of a man from a strange family, talking together. Something's weird. On a loop. Now might that not have created a shared fiction, which then everyone in the studio subconsciously began to distort reality to match? ...
     We're all guilty of it. We do it every day of our lives. We adjust the world, and all the information, in order to navigate our way through.

Diana Ingram: If we're guilty, why aren't we going to jail?
Sonia Woodley QC: Well, maybe these days, justice just has to be "seen" to be done. More than it actually has to be. Don't question it. Go and live your lives.

Chris Tarrant: So, come on, then. What's the answer? After all that. Tell us. It's killing me.

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Nightmare Alley (2021)

Clem Hoatley: Would a steady job be of interest to you, young buck?.. Folks here, they don't make no never mind who you are, or what you done.

Pete: Cheap. Ba-bum. But... you gotta know how to read the mark. How they move and talk, dress. People are desperate to tell you who they are. Desperate to be seen. Ain't that the truth?

Stanton Carlisle: Yeah, but how do you know if you got 'em hooked?
Pete: Well, you pause. That's right. You take a moment. "Would you excuse me, please? I need a glass of water." Yeah, or you faint. Weakened by the effort.

Stanton Carlisle: How'd you know about my father, though?
Pete: That's a stock reading. It's a "Black Rainbow." One size fits all. Thrifty but generous, private but friendly, and... and you, you hated him but loved him. Now, everybody's had some trouble. Somebody they've hated. Shadow from their past. And usually for a boy, it's the old man.

Stanton Carlisle: What do you say?
Molly Cahill: You wanna execute me?
Stanton Carlisle: Just for a second. Then you come back to life.

Clem Hoatley: You heard? That little Kraut, the one that looks like Chaplin, he just invaded Poland! The balls on him.

Stanton Carlisle: How do you ever get a guy to geek?
Clem Hoatley: Oh, I ain't gonna crap you up. It ain't easy. You gotta pick up a broken drunk. A real talkie, a two bottle-a-day fool, see?
Stanton Carlisle: Pick him up from where?
Clem Hoatley: Nightmare alleys, train tracks, flophouses, you name it.

Pete: You know, if, um... If you're good at reading people, it's mostly because you learned as a child, trying to stay one step ahead of whatever tormented you. Now, if they really did a number on you, then that crack, it's a hollow. And there'll never be enough. There's no filling that in.

Pete: It's why I stopped doing the act. I got shuteye. When a man believes his own lies, starts believing that he has the power, he's got shuteye. Because now he believes it's all true. And people get hurt. Good, God-fearing people. And then you lie. You lie. And when the lies end, there it is. The face of God, staring at you straight. No matter where you turn. No man can outrun God, Stan.

Stanton Carlisle: I can read a mark quick. Find out what they want.
Dr. Lilith Ritter: And I'm a mark, am I? What do I want?
Stanton Carlisle: To be found out. Same as everybody else.
Dr. Lilith Ritter: Is that it?
Stanton Carlisle: Think out things that most people want, hit 'em where they live... health, wealth, love. Find out what they're afraid of and sell it back to them.
Dr. Lilith Ritter: As long as you don't oversell it.

Lilith Ritter: The thing you need to know is, if you displease the right people, the world closes in on you very, very fast...

Stanton Carlisle: What happened to you?
Dr. Lilith Ritter: Life. Life happened to me.

Ezra Grindle: Listen, I have more money than I will ever need. But I have no hope.
Stanton Carlisle: And you think you could buy that?
Ezra Grindle: Well... not to be crude... but I know I can.

Dr. Lilith Ritter: You don't fool people, Stan. They fool themselves.

Anderson: It ain't much, but it's a job, right? Of course, it's only temporary. Just until we get a real geek. You know what a geek is? So what do you say? You think you could handle it?
Stanton Carlisle: Mister, uh... I was born for it.

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Dolittle (2020)

Dab-Dab: This goes against Dolittle's rules.
Betsy: Why are humans against the rules, again?
Dab-Dab: If you let humans too close, you'll get hurt more than you would if you didn't let them in at all. Isn't that right, Doc?

Kevin: I... I... I... I'm too beautiful to die.

Lord Thomas Badgley: I say, Dolittle, what is your plan?
Dr. John Dolittle: The plan?
Lord Thomas Badgley: I suppose we do need one.
Dr. John Dolittle: Well, the queen's only hope is a cure that's never been tested from a tree that's never been seen, on an island that's never been found. Sounds ridiculous, saying it out loud. But regardless of that, we have no choice but to embark on this perilous journey to obtain the fruit of the Eden Tree.
Barry: Whew! We've done it! We've done it! We've... missed it.
Betsy: Okay, boss, what's our next move?
Barry: We cut our losses. Change our identities. Ditch the kid in the river.

Kevin: Hello! I bought a front-row seat to crazy town.

Plimpton: Nothing about me is okay. My father was right about me. I should have been an omelet.
Yoshi: Pfft. I know how you feel. My dad said he was going out for a pack of seals one night and never came back. I guess we got something in common after all, Plimpton.
Plimpton: What is this feeling? I'm all warm and fuzzy inside.
Yoshi: That's friendship, bro.
Plimpton: Huh. Not bad, bro.

Kevin: Kevin's log, day 12. Some force beyond my comprehension still compels me to follow this crew of lunatics, the squirrel killer, and their deranged leader. Perhaps it's the magic tree that draws me.

Dr. John Dolittle: To put it simply, more leafy greens and less armor in your diet.

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The One Where Rachel Has a Baby: Part 1

Friends 8×23

Ross: Yes! From home to the hospital in seven minutes!
Rachel: Yes. The hard part is truly over.

Chandler: Hey, you made it!
Ross: Okay, is there some kind of magic tunnel to this hospital?
Rachel: Ross, you stay here and talk. I'm gonna go have a baby.

Rachel: Oh, wow. Three hours and still no baby. Ugh, the miracle of birth sure is a snooze-fest.

Judy Geller: I brought something that I want to give you. Assuming, of course, that you want it.
Ross: Ma, you're asking me to marry you?

Phoebe: Why aren't you with Rachel?
Ross: Are you kidding? We're not gonna be together because we're having a baby.
Phoebe: It seems you belong together.
Ross: I can't deal with this right now. I have to go have a baby.
Phoebe: Right. And with who again?

Chandler: Right here?
Monica: No, not here... Maybe here...
Chandler: We got time to kill. We're in a building that's full of beds!
Monica: And it's so clean!

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Marshall (2017)

Walter White: We win this thing, our big donors are coming right back, Thurgood. There's only 13 million Negroes depending on you.

Sam Friedman: What do you want with those?
Thurgood Marshall: It's an old Negro superstition. Always take a little piece of the earth with you.
Sam Friedman: ... Really?

Sam Friedman: You are stabbing in the dark.
Thurgood Marshall: Maybe, but this I do know. The one thing Southerners like her hate more than the colored-- arrogant Yankee pricks like Willis.

Thurgood Marshall: In Europe right now, the forces of tyranny have mobilized behind the vision of a so-called master race. But here in America, our differences aren't supposed to matter. Here we're promised equal protection under the law. Separate but equal! Nothing complicated about that. That promise has not been realized, not even close. Not in Birmingham, Alabama, nor in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, and certainly not here in Bridgeport, Connecticut-- where your bigotry is simply covered by a northern accent.
     But a fair jury can always render a just verdict. That's what we're striving for here today. The Constitution was not written for us. We know that. But no matter what, we're gonna make it work for us. From now on we claim it as our own.

Sam Friedman: See what your publicity stirs up?
Thurgood Marshall: No, it just brings 'em out where you can see 'em.

Thurgood Marshall: Understand this. If you want your freedom, you're gonna have to fight for it. But you don't have to fight alone. That's why I'm here. We've got weapons now, Joseph. Our people do. Weapons we didn't have before. We've got the law... And you've got Sam, one of the finest young trial lawyers in this country, on your side.

Thurgood Marshall: Well, get this through your head. The only way to get through a bigot's door is to break it down.

Thurgood Marshall: My father told me once, "If anybody calls you nigger, you not only got my permission to fight him, you got my orders to fight him."
Sam Friedman: Your father say anything about being called a kike?
Thurgood Marshall: No. Not to me anyway.

Sam Friedman: What happens to the organization if we lose?
Thurgood Marshall: I don't even want to think about it.
Sam Friedman: You could blame me.
Thurgood Marshall: You're one of us now, Sam. Haven't you noticed? In the papers they write, "Sam Friedman and Thurgood Marshall of the NAACP."

Joseph Spell: So... why'd I lie, Mr. Willis? Because the truth gets me killed. That's why.

Thurgood Marshall: It's not really fires I'm after, Sam. It's fire itself.

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Una tradición familiar

Money Heist 5×10

Coronel Tamayo: I don't give a shit what you're planning to do with the fucking gold. Because I won't even try to find it. One of them will tell me where it is... Do you know why? Because whoever tells me is gonna get a completely new life. Prison for life or... life restored. One of you is gonna make today the happiest day of your life.

El Profesor: You don't get it, Tamayo. What you believe to be the end of the game... is actually only just the beginning.

Tokio: Maybe Berlin and Palermo knew how to get the gold out. But the real impossible challenge was something else...
El Profesor: We know how to get the gold out. But how do you get out without handcuffs?

Palermo: Anything else you wanna say?
Bogotá: I'd like to say "hi" to my kids.
Palermo: Take it away, big guy.
Bogotá: My incredible kids, Emilio in Venezuela, Julián in Mexico City, Erik in Iceland. Hanna in Finland... Ivanna in Odessa. A kiss to all of you from your papa.
Palermo: That was very moving.

Denver: And step two?
El Profesor: THE CASINO. See, financial markets are pretty much like a gigantic gambling house. You can bet on anything. On the New York Stock Exchange rising, on wheat dropping, or on a country collapsing. You can place your bet and win so much money, and it's perfectly legal.

Denver: Are you telling me that my life depends on placing a fucking bet, Professor? On the market tumbling or not tumbling? What if it doesn't?
El Profesor: It always happens this way, Denver... It's the very nature of the system. It's designed to do that automatically. And it's predictable.
Denver: You know what's predictable? Going through a tunnel. Because you get in one side and you get out the other. That's predictable. But this is beyond our control.

Coronel Tamayo: Denver, you're going to be the first one...

Alicia: Where the fuck do you hide 90 tons of gold, Benjamín?

Coronel Tamayo: This could be your new identity... Three million euros for a new start, financial freedom. You could buy a house with a jacuzzi, throw some nice little parties... In the country of your choosing. And also a lifetime allowance of 25,000 euros a month at the expense of the Government of Spain. A premium pension... What do you think?

Coronel Tamayo: I know it's fucking tough, but you don't even have to say it out loud if you don't want to. All you have to do is write down what it is that...

Coronel Tamayo: Just a simple answer for a life of freedom...

Coronel Tamayo: "Add the fingers on your hand to the toes on your feet... Plus your cock and your balls, it adds up to 23."

Gobernador del Banco de España: We don't have the backing of the Bank of Central Europe. They're very skeptical... about how to manage the crisis.
Coronel Tamayo: And what does... does that mean?
Gobernador del Banco de España: Minister?
Minister: They'll let us fall apart.

Coronel Tamayo: I need you to understand one thing, or I'll smash that little head of yours. You won't have an autopsy. I'll tear you apart, punch after punch in front of your girlfriend. And I won't stop until you tell me where the gold is or until you die because either I win or no one does.
El Profesor: And what if you're wrong about what it means to "win"?

Coronel Tamayo: So this is the grand finale, the last abracadabra, huh?

Coronel Tamayo: You are still right about one thing. I don't really know how I can win. So maybe both of us have to lose.

Raquel: Let me ask you... After the Royal Mint of Spain heist, how long did it take you to start thinking of this one?
El Profesor: Hm. Forty-eight hours... Maybe 24.

Martínez: No matter how tough things get, they still love each other.

El Profesor: The harder it is to follow something and the more it takes to reach it, the more you believe that what you're going after is real.

Río: We have to think positive.
Bogotá: Here we go, the classic positivity of idiots. Take a look around you, Rio. How many clips do you guys have? I mean, if you wanna think positive, I guess we can try to take them down with some good old kung fu, then we escape and catch a train home. Positive thinking is the downfall of civilization.

Gobernador del Banco de España: Everything I just told you, multiply it by ten.

Alicia: Now what do we do? Should we go, "One, two, three," then we all kill each other?

El Profesor: It's part of the plan.
Raquel: A part of the plan I don't know?
El Profesor: Not every secret should be told in bed.

El Profesor: Martín. What is a country's gold?
Palermo: Its wealth?
El Profesor: No. It's... an illusion.

El Profesor: I'm a thief. Son of a thief. Brother of a thief. I hope someday to be the father of a thief... No one can reject their nature, Tamayo.

El Profesor: Colonel, it's time for you to face it. This is checkmate.

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Freaky (2020)

Isaac: A geriatric serial killer? Really?
Ginny: Don't underestimate a straight white man's propensity for violence, Isaac.

Joshua: I love your black wiener, Mr. Daniels.
Nyla: Joshua!
Joshua: The dog is black, Nyla.

Millie: Balls. I got balls.

Joshua: You know this is the boys' room, right?
Nyla: She's got a dick in her hand, and you're wearing Chanel No. 5. Think we're past labels.

Millie: He's even gorgeous when he's unconscious.

Millie: We better get moving.
Nyla: And what about her?
Joshua: Pronouns!
Nyla: Christ, what about him?

Millie: But, you know, I have to admit, in a really strange way, that it hasn't been all bad.
Booker: What do you mean?
Millie: I don't know. It's just, you know, I felt oddly empowered being in this body. Like, invincible or kind of badass. I know. It's, um... I mean, it's ridiculous, but, uh... I guess when you're, uh... When you're someone like me and you, you know, you've been bullied most of your life and, you know, sort of just put down a lot, that, you know, it does feel kind of good to just feel strong for once.
Millie: Technically, you'd be kissing a mass murderer with yellow teeth.

Millie: Let's just hope nobody ever gets their hands on that thing again...

Millie: I learned something when I was in your body, too... Having balls sucks.

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City People

South Park 25×3

Mrs. Cartman: Honey... Mommy has some big news.
Eric Cartman: What--
Mrs. Cartman: I... got a job, Eric.
Eric Cartman: I'm your job!

Eric Cartman: Wha... What job could you possibly have? You don't know how to do anything.
Mrs. Cartman: I'm a real estate agent.
Eric Cartman: A what?

Eric Cartman: Butters, I have some shocking news... My mom got a job.
Butters Stotch: Oh... Oh, and you're worried that maybe now your mom won't always be there to take care of you?
Eric Cartman: What? No. My mom got a job. My mom is dumb as shit and somebody is paying her to do something.

Eric Cartman: Have you ever heard of a real estate agent, Butters?
Butters Stotch: Well, not really.
Eric Cartman: Yeah, well, neither had I. So I looked it up on a bunch of those shows and stuff. You don't do anything. You just look nice and hug people and then when someone buys or sells a house, you make money.
Butters Stotch: Wow! Well, that sounds like a good deal!
Eric Cartman: It's more than a good deal, Butters, it's [BLEEP] legal theft.

Eric Cartman: If my mom can be a real estate agent, then literally anyone in the world can. We've got all these people moving from the cities into our town, I can probably be a millionaire in just a few days time.

Eric Cartman: Mom, real estate is an open market. You're not the only one who gets to take advantage of all the city people.

City Council Female Member 1: Oh, I just love all these city people moving in!
Mr. Kim: That's right. It's great to have chitty people. These chitty people come with their fancy chitty clothes and their big chitty cars. You know, and these chitty people have a chitty way of doing things that will expose us all to their chitty ideas.
Jimbo: Yeah, and they've got city money and city lifestyles!
Mr. Kim: Chitty money, chitty lifestyles. And they'll move here and bring their chitty families. And their cultured, chitty kids will hang out with our kids and expose them to their chitty ways.
Mayor McDaniels: I've always dreamed of South Park becoming more than a little hick town. And these city people bring with them... a new hope.
City Council Female Member 2: Here's to the future, everyone!
— The future!

City Council Male Member: I thought city people were good for our economy.
Mayor McDaniels: They are, but Mr. Kim has a theory, and I think you all better listen to him. Mr. Kim.
Mr. Kim: What's the one thing chitty people hate most? Other chitty people. Chitty people wanna get out of the city. If too many come here... South Park become chitty and then all the chitty people gonna leave.

Announcer: Real Estate is a delicate balance. It has to be left to the professionals. There's a great migration happening all over America. And if we do it right... Everyone ends up in a home... that they can afford.
Eric Cartman: I think it's cool we live in a hot dog.

Eric Cartman: We have everything we need here. We've got running water, a couch to sleep on. And most important, we have each other..... Weak... I live in a hot dog.

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