Quiz #1.3

Diana Ingram: Um, you were recommended to us by Philip Jones in Reading. But we... we never thought a high-profile barrister would touch our case with a barge pole, because... Well, given that...
Sonia Woodley QC: Oh, given that your trial's already begun in the papers.
Diana Ingram: Yeah.
Sonia Woodley QC: And the press.

Sonia Woodley QC: It's new state of play.
Charles Ingram: What's the new state of play?
Sonia Woodley QC: Justice as entertainment. How the police communicate with the press. How the press communicate with the police.

Charles Ingram: People are laughing at us. I really don't know what's worse, people thinking we're criminals or idiots.
Sonia Woodley QC: There are worse things to be accused of.

Diana Ingram: That stupid show! Are we going to go to jail?
Charles Ingram: No. I don't know. But I know that I love you. No... No asking the audience, or phoning a friend, I love you. I love you.

Sonia Woodley QC: Have you ever heard of this little thing called "confirmation bias"? When an assumption sinks into the brain, it rearranges and reorganises all facts to support the assumption. Like on the show relay. People, suspicious of a man from a strange family, talking together. Something's weird. On a loop. Now might that not have created a shared fiction, which then everyone in the studio subconsciously began to distort reality to match? ...
     We're all guilty of it. We do it every day of our lives. We adjust the world, and all the information, in order to navigate our way through.

Diana Ingram: If we're guilty, why aren't we going to jail?
Sonia Woodley QC: Well, maybe these days, justice just has to be "seen" to be done. More than it actually has to be. Don't question it. Go and live your lives.

Chris Tarrant: So, come on, then. What's the answer? After all that. Tell us. It's killing me.

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Quiz #1.2

Nicola Howson: He's the husband of the sister of the brother who were all here, so...

David Briggs: She's right. He's an idiot. ... Which still begs the question how he got in the goddamn chair, but hey-ho, and all the fun of the fair.

Charles Ingram: Yeah, one... One of my sub-strategies is...
Chris Tarrant: Oh, my, we've got sub-strategies now?!
Charles Ingram: Yeah, yeah, and sub-sub-strategies. But one of my sub-strategies is to take my time and, erm, list all the... all the options. So... Adnan Kashoggi....

Charles Ingram: Yeah, I mean, you know, by process of elimination, I actually think it is a googol. But I don't know what a googol is. It's not a gigabit, a nanomole, or a Megatron and there's only four of them, so it must be googol, mustn't it? I mean... I mean, I don't mind taking the odd risk now and again. My strategy has... has worked so far. Chris, I'm gonna play.

Diana Ingram: Catch me when I fall on the floor.

Chris Tarrant: Charles?... You've just won £1 million!

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Quiz #1.1

Paul Smith: It's not a game show, it's a quiz. That's the joy of it. People love a good pub quiz. A uniquely British invention combining our two greatest loves, drinking and being right.

David Liddiment: Well, where's the tension?
Paul Smith: Because we're watching people potentially making life-changing decisions. And we'll just sit there and watch them go through it all, the whole gamut of emotions, waiting. And then there's also the matter of the largest game show prize in the history of television.
David Liddiment: Right, yeah, so you're gonna bankrupt us all.
Paul Smith: Oh, there's nothing to worry about. It would take a very unique sort of person to risk going all the way. That fear is built into the show.

Claudia: Paul! Reception just said the Americans are here.
Jesus Christ, it's ABC, which is Disney. It's owned by Disney. Basically, Mickey Mouse is coming up the stairs.

Paul Smith: ...is it me, or have they all started to look a bit... the same? All a bit white and well-to-do, middle classy and Southerny and...
Chris Tarrant: Adrian Pollock from Wiltshire.
Paul Smith: ...white.

Charles Ingram: It's 32 grand, it's great!
Adrian Pollock: Thing is... The thing is... it doesn't quite cover the, uh... debts that the business is running at the moment and I, uh...
Diana Ingram: Debts? You... You don't normally have debts, why didn't you say?

Diana Ingram: You must go on. Onto the show. I've been on, Adrian has, it's... it's your turn.
Charles Ingram: It's my turn, is it?
Diana Ingram: To join the family business.

Charles Ingram: These mad schemes! I don't even like quizzes.

Chris Tarrant: Right, Major Charles Ingram, are you ready to play...

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