Breaking Bad

Better Call Saul 6×11

Jimmy: Whatever this is, can we please, don't do it in the desert? Anywhere but the desert!

Jimmy: This, we can... we can fix this. Whatever the problemo, we can fix it with dinero. Mucho dinero. Mucho, mucho, mucho dinero.

Francesca: Narca?
Thunder: Yeah. "Narca." The feminine version of "narco."

Francesca: How hot?
Jimmy: Yeah.
Francesca: Well... I still get followed. Not as often as when the shit first hit the fan, but I still see them. My mail gets opened. My phone at home clicks whenever I use it.
Jimmy: So the maestro buying the farm, it didn't change anything?
Francesca: No. If anything, it made it worse. Skyler White got her deal. So the only ones left to go after are you and Pinkman. And I heard they found his car down by the border, so, adios, dopehead.
Jimmy: Oh, so they're still into me. Well...

Francesca: Uh, remember Bill Oakley? He switched sides.
Jimmy: He came out, huh?
Francesca: No, he's not gay! He's a defense attorney now.

Jimmy: Okay, so, if you cook the blue stuff, then that means you're Igor and... And that makes you... You're Heisenberg. Wow.

Jesse Pinkman: You gotta give it some gas when you're backing up.
Walter White: I gave it the proper amount of gas.
Jesse Pinkman: I guess that's why we're moving, then.
Walter White: Look, it just was idling too long. It'll start.
Jesse Pinkman: Oh, you should a just let me drive, yo.
Walter White: Look, nothing would be different in this moment except you panicking and flooding the engine.
Jesse Pinkman: Bullshit.

Walter White: We just need to sit a moment. That's all. When it idles too long, the fuel pump overheats, and so we just need to let it cool down.

Jesse Pinkman: So. Who's Lalo?
Jimmy: Who?
Jesse Pinkman: Lalo. You thought some dude named Lalo sent us. You seemed pretty freaked out. Never heard of no Lalo on the street.
Jimmy: It's nobody.

Jimmy: Hello? You're on the clock, right? So give with the info anytime.
Mike: When you're done.
Jimmy: No, I can multitask, please.
Mike: I'm not gonna talk to you while you're on... whatever that is.
Jimmy: You know, LBJ used to have his underlings give him reports while he was on the shitter.
Mike: Uh-huh. Well, either I'm gonna leave, or I'm gonna put my foot in your skull.

Jimmy: Second story guy, second story guy. I got... I got more second story guys in my book than pimples at a Junior prom. What about, uh, that Heisenberg fella?
Mike: High school chemistry teacher.
Jimmy: You're shittin' me. Really?
Mike: Walter Hartwell White. Chemistry teacher over at JP Wynne. Working with a former student, current meth head, one Jesse Pinkman.

Mike: Now, listen, even if this guy was gonna live, I wouldn't go near him. He's a complete amateur.
Jimmy: Well, you see an amateur. I see... 170 pounds of clay ready to be molded.
Mike: Well, if the cancer doesn't get him, it'll be the cops or a bullet to the head.
Jimmy: Is that your appraisal or is that what "He-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named" says about him?
Mike: He doesn't say anything. The guy's small potatoes.

Jimmy: I just... I got a feeling about this. This Heisenberg guy's got something. It's top of the line product, that's the buzz on the street, and I just think, with the right management...
Mike: You know, years ago, I bought a Betamax. Good product. "Top of the line." Experts said it was better than a VHS. Turned out to be a complete waste of time and money. Hmm? Let it go.
Jimmy: Guy with that mustache probably doesn't make a lot of good life choices. So, yeah, uh, the second story guy. Uh, Menard, you said?

Jimmy: So? A guy with cancer can't be an asshole? Believe me, I speak from experience.

Jimmy: It'll be fine. Relax...

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El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie (2019)

Mike: Only you can decide what's best for you, Jesse. Not him, not me.

Mike: Alaska.
Jesse: Yeah?
Mike: Yeah, if I were your age, starting fresh, Alaska. It's the last frontier. Up there, you could be anything you want.
Jesse: Alaska...

Jesse: Start over. Start fresh.
Mike: One could.
Jesse: Put things right...
Mike: No. Sorry, kid, that's the one thing you can never do.

Badger: Jesse, did they really...
Jesse: What?
Badger: Did they really keep you in a cage?

Joe:- Look, Johnny Law is on his way, as in here, as in now. So farewell, goodbye, regrets, etcetera etcetera.

Jesse: Yo, Skinny. Why you doing all this?
Skinny: Dude... you're my hero and shit.

Todd: What kind of pizza do you like, Jesse? Jesse, what kind of pizza?
Jesse: ..... Pepperoni.
Todd: Pepperoni. Sure. Classic. I like that too.

Todd: Look at that view. Should be a heck of a sunset... You know what Uncle Jack says, "Life is what you make it."

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Jesse: I'm no cop killer. You be cool... and I will be cool. Understand?

Jesse: Come on, man, you know why I'm here.
Ed: I can't say I do, no.
Jesse: Yeah, you do. You're the guy. Yeah, you do. You're the guy. Look, I am 96 percent sure that you are the guy, so why don't you just, like, admit it?

Ed: If you believe that you can pull on people's heartstrings, you should take your chances with the police.

Ed: From where I sit, you made your own luck. As did your former partner. As did your lawyer.

Neil: What do you say... your .22... against my .45? Winner takes all.
Jesse: Like the Wild West?
Neil: Yeah. Like the Wild West...

Walt: Wow. It's like I'm here with Sinatra.
Jesse: I know, right?
Walt: Certainly went big with the pineapple.
Jesse: Only an asshole doesn't like pineapple. Guessing you don't?
Walt: I can take it or leave it.
Jesse: Pineapple's good for you. It's got bromide.
Walt: Bromelain. But, close... Actually, it's not close at all.

Walt: You're really lucky, you know that? You didn't have to wait your whole life to do something special.

Ed: Not many of us get a chance to start fresh. Good luck, Mr. Driscoll.

Jesse: I was thinking about that thing you said about the universe. Going where the universe takes you? Right on. I think it's a cool philosophy.
Jane: I was being metaphorical. It's a terrible philosophy. I've gone where the universe takes me my whole life. It's better to make those decisions for yourself.

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Breaking Bad 5×16

& Walter: Just get me home. I’ll do the rest.

The Grateful Dead — El Paso

♪ I saddled up and away I did go ♪
♪ riding alone in the dark ♪
♪ maybe tomorrow a bullet may find me ♪
♪ tonight nothing’s worse than this pain in my heart ♪
♪ and at last here I am on the hill overlooking ♪

& Gretchen: All right. The answer is... 21.
    Elliott: No.
    Gretchen: Yes. Yes, because it has history.

& Walter: Elliott, if we’re gonna go that way... you’ll need a bigger knife.

& Gretchen: It wouldn’t make any sense coming from us.
    Walter: It certainly would. My children are blameless victims of their monstrous father. A man who you once knew quite well. Call it a beau geste, call it liberal guilt, call it whatever you want, but do it.

& Walter: .... And then suddenly, you’ll hear the scrape of a footstep behind you, but before you can even turn around... pop! Darkness.

& Walter: Cheer up, beautiful people. This is where you get to make it right.

& Badger: You know, I don’t exactly know how to feel about all this. For real, yo. Whole thing felt kinda shady, you know, like, morality-wise?
    Skinny Pete: Totally.
    Walter: How do you feel now?..
    Skinny Pete: Better.
    Badger: Yeah, definitely improving.
Ω The two best hitmen west of the Mississippi, huh? What an irony!

& — Wow, what happened there?
    Walter: It’s my birthday.
   —  Yeah? Well, happy birthday.

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& Hank: It’s easy money. Until we catch you. Walt, just say the word and I’ll take you on a ride-along. You can watch us knock down a meth lab, huh? Get a little excitement in your life.
    Walter: Someday.
Ω Nice. Those memories...

& Lydia: Chamomile tea with soy milk, please. ... And I need more stevia.

& Marie: They’re probably watching your place, too. I mean, I know that’s what Hank would do. There’s no way Walt’s getting to you. They are absolutely going to catch him. No doubt about it. That arrogant asshole thinks he’s some criminal mastermind, but he’s not. But on the off-chance...
    Skyler: Yeah.
    Marie: On the million-to-one chance... you be on the lookout, okay?
Ω Uh-huh.

& Skyler: You look terrible.
    Walter: Yeah. But I feel good.

& Skyler: Why are you here?
    Walter: It’s over. And I needed a proper goodbye.
Ω We all do.

& Walter: Call the DEA once I leave. Tell them I was here. That I forced my way in. Tell them... Tell them I wanted bacon and eggs on my birthday...

& Walter: Skyler. All the things that I did, you need to understand—
    Skyler: If I have to hear one more time that you did this for the family—
    Walter: I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. And... I was... really... I was alive.

& Jesse: Say the words. Say you want this! Nothing happens until I hear you say it.
    Walter: .... I want this.
    Jesse: .... Then do it yourself.

Badfinger — Baby Blue

♪ guess I got what I deserved ♪

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The End

Granite State

Breaking Bad 5×15

& Saul: It’s an actual store... I guess I figured Vacuum Cleaner Repair was a term of art.

& Saul: Oh, Nebraska. What’s in Nebraska?
    Disappear Man: You. From now on.

& Saul: How’s he holding up?
    Disappear Man: You be the judge.

& Saul: I’m gonna hate myself for asking, but, uh, who are we hitting?

& Walter: So you propose what?
    Saul: Stay. Face the music. Hey, I mean, how much time have you got left? You walk in with your head held high. You’ll be the John Dillinger of the Metropolitan Detention Center. How bad is that?

& Disappear Man: Everything good?
    Saul: Define “good.”

& Saul: Hey, I’m a civilian! I’m not your lawyer anymore. I’m nobody’s lawyer. The fun’s over. From here on out, I’m Mr. Low Profile. Just another douche bag with a job and three pairs of Dockers. If I’m lucky, month from now, best-case scenario, I’m managing a cinnabon in Omaha.
Walter: You’re still part of this. Whether you like it or not.

& Walter: It’s not over! Unti...
    Saul: ....... It’s over.

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& Lydia: The person we’re discussing saw my face. You’re not Western Union, Todd. We can’t just settle for you sending messages...

& Todd: It’s 92%.
    Lydia: Truly?
    Todd: Tested it twice. And it’s blue. Just like before.
    Lydia: 92... That’s Heisenberg level.

& Disappear Man: Mr. Lambert, welcome to New Hampshire.

& Walter: $50,000 for a trip to Costco.
    Disappear Man: It’s risk. And risk is what you’re paying me for, not toilet paper. Risk and a 4,400-mile round trip.

& Disappear Man: You got two acres up here, lots of woods, nice, warm place. Seems to me just the spot for a man to rest up, think on things. If you look around, it’s kinda beautiful.

& Walter: Tomorrow... Tomorrow.

& Uncle Jack: Hey, remember. There’s still the kid...
Ω Nightmare. Seems there’s just one way to finish this.

& Walter Jr.: Why are you still alive? Why don’t you just— just die already? Just— just die.

& — DEA. Albuquerque District Office. How may I direct your call?
    Walter: I’d like to speak to the agent... in charge of the Walter White investigation.
    — Who may I say is calling?
    Walter: Walter White.

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Σ How could it be possible to just finish all of this in just one (ONE) episode? Another WOW in a line.

Ozymandias

Breaking Bad 5×14

& Jesse: Yo, so what’s next?
    Walter: We wait.
    Jesse: You don’t got, like, eight more anal things we gotta do first?
    Walter: The reaction has begun.
    Jesse: Yeah, I— I know. So how long?
    Walter: Well, if we had a freezer, the condensed liquid would cool more quickly, because, of course, this is an exothermic reaction, which means “giving off heat,” and our desired product is...
    Jesse: Put me into a coma, why don’t you?
    Walter: What did you just say?
    Jesse: What— what? Nothing.
Ω Where are you, guys? We miss you all.

& Walter: No, no, no. Not in here.
    Jesse: Duh. Like I’m an idiot.
    Walter: Yeah... Like you’re an idiot.
    Jesse: Dick.

& Walter: What’s that sound?
    Skyler: I just sold your favorite piece. The hideous crying clown.
    Walter: Wow.
    Skyler: Yeah, and I got nine bucks more than I paid for it.
    Walter: Shows what I know about art.

& Walter: It’s Hank. His name is Hank.

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& Hank: My name is ASAC Schrader. And you can go fuck yourself.

& Todd: Let’s cook.
Ω Purest nightmare as it is.

& Walter Jr.: Both of you are out of your minds. You’re full of shit, is what you are. Both of you. If— if this is true, then how could you keep this a secret? I mean, why? Why would you go along?

& Skyler: Walt. Why are you here?

& Skyler: Where... is... Hank?

& Skyler: Please, Walt... Just come home.
    Walter: .... I’ve still got things left to do.

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Σ Wow. Just perfect. How can they possibly do this again and again?

To'hajiilee

Breaking Bad 5×13

& Lydia: Where is the blue?
    Uncle Jack: Where’s the what?
    Lydia: The blue color. Does it come later, when this hardens? Where is it? I am correct in assuming this should be blue?

& Uncle Jack: I don’t know. To my eye, it’s kind of blue.
    Kenny: Yeah, a little. It’s blue-ish.

& Walter: Just one target. Not currently in jail. Jesse Pinkman.

& Hank: A van, huh? How much money we talking?
    Huell: Seven barrels’ worth.
    Hank: Seven barrels?.. When you— you say “barrels,” you mean barrels barrels?
    Huell: Barrels, man. You know, plastic, black, 55-gallon type. I got ’em at Home Depot.

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& Uncle Jack: So what are we talking, rat patrol?
    Walter: “Rat p—” No, no. “Rat patrol”? No. No, he’s not a rat. He’s just... He— he just... won’t listen to reason... He’s just angry. He’s not a rat.
    Uncle Jack: All right. Angry, non-rat. Got it. How angry we talkin’, by the way? Like, Hulk angry? Like, “Rambo James Bond badass” individual?

& Walter: I said I’m coming! Don’t you touch my money!
    Jesse: Fire in the hole, bitch. There goes ten G’s...

& Hank: Agent Gomez, shall we flip a coin for the honors?
    Gomez: No way, man. It’s all yours.
    Hank: All right... Walter White, you have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney and have an attorney present during any questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you at the government’s expense. Do you understand these rights as I have just recited them to you?
    Walter: .... Coward!

& Marie: Hank, why is there what looks like brains in our garbage can?

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Rabid Dog

Breaking Bad 5×12

& Skyler: So, um, pump malfunction?

& Walter: I just need to explain to him why that had to happen.
    Saul: Okay, but say, you know, just for the sake of argument, the kid’s not in the mood for a nuanced discussion of the virtues of child poisoning. You know, his plans are running more towards stabbing you to death with a pointed stick. In that scenario, then what?
    Walter: ... You have a suggestion?
    Saul: We were wondering if maybe this isn’t an “Old Yeller” type situation.
    Walter: “Old Yeller”?
    Saul: Yeah, Old Yeller was the best, most loyal dog there ever was. I mean, everybody loved that mutt, but one day he showed up rabid, and Little Timmy, for Old Yeller’s own sake, had to, uh... Oh, you— you saw the movie.
    Walter: You’re full of colorful metaphors, aren’t you, Saul? Belize, Old Yeller... Just brimming with advice.

& Walter: We all need to just take a deep breath and calm down, because Jesse isn’t just some— some— some rabid dog. This is a person.
    Skyler: A person that is a threat to us! ... After everything we’ve done, you can’t just talk to this person.
    Walter: You’re s-saying that I just... What— what exactly are you saying?
    Skyler: We’ve come this far. For us. What’s one more?

& Hank: You really wanna burn him down? Let’s do it together.

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& Marie: Saxitotoxin. “Derived from shellfish. Produces a flaccid paralysis that leaves the victim conscious through a progression of symptoms. Death occurs from respiratory failure.” That is definitely a contender.
    Marie’s shrink: Marie, you’re not ready to fill me in here, that’s fine. But I want you to listen. There is no problem, no matter how difficult or painful or seemingly unsolvable, that violence won’t make worse.
    Marie: I know. I... Don’t worry. I wouldn’t hurt anybody. I just... It just feels good to think about it.

& Hank: I know it sounds crazy, but this is the best place for him. For now. Just for a day or two, tops.
    Marie: Okay, just answer me this one question... Is this bad for Walt?
    Hank: Yeah. Very.
    Marie: Good. I’m staying. I’ll heat up lasagna.

& Hank: Come on. Just, uh, tell us everything you remember. Any business dealings, any personal dealings, any criminal activity you were a witness or a party to. Anything and everything. Just tell us your story, okay? Start from the beginning. When did you first meet Walter White?

& Hank: You believe him?
    Gomez: Yeah. I do, unfortunately. And I hate to admit it, but I think the kid is right. There is no physical evidence, not that I heard.
    Hank: Yeah, well, no weapons, no bodies, no working lab. Just the word of one nut-job meth-head against Mr. Rogers-Has-A-Lung-Tumor.

& Hank: Nothing’s gonna happen to you. I mean, the Plaza’s one of the most wide-open public places in all of Albuquerque. It’s middle of the day. And Agent Gomez and I will be right there with you.
    Jesse: Look— look, you two guys are just... guys, okay? Mr. White— he’s the devil.

& Gomez: What if the kid’s right? What if it’s a trap?
    Hank: “The kid”? Oh, you mean the junkie murderer that’s dribbling all over my guest bathroom floor? Well, then, he’s right. Pinkman gets killed, and we get it all on tape.

& Hank: Pancho Villa, Salma Hayek. Pancho Villa, Salma Hayek. You getting that?
    Gomez: Loud and clear, idiota.

& Jesse: I decided that burning down your house is nothing. Next time, I’m gonna get you where you really live.

& Walter: Todd, I think I might have another job for your uncle.
Ω Suspense.
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Confessions

Breaking Bad 5×11

& Todd: Hey, Mr. White. It’s me. Um, I know you’re probably real busy with retirement, but I just... I got some news I think that you should maybe know about.

& Uncle Jack: Ever been on a plane and find yourself looking down at the armrest next to you, looking at the little plug where the ashtray used to go? I look at that and I say, “What the hell happened to this country?”
    Frankie: Nanny state. I see a kid with a bicycle helmet on, I wanna smack the shit out of him. Like, for his own good.

& Jesse: Eat me.

& Saul: I don’t know, but... happy people usually don’t go around... throwing millions of dollars away.

& Jesse: Jesus. Just chill out.
    Saul: Chill out? No— no, I don’t chill out right now, ’cause things have gone nuclear.

& Skyler: Walt. Are you sure about this?
    Walter: It’s the only way... Okay. I’m ready. My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession.

Ω Brilliant. Brilliant!

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& Walter: What do I have to do to make you believe me?
    Marie: Why don’t you kill yourself, Walt?

& Saul: If I were you, I’d be more nervous. ... Ugh. Jesus. It’s always a desert.

& Saul: Are we gonna talk about the rain of caca the kid brought down upon us? Do you want to hazard a guess what his little charity drive cost you?
    Walter: Why don’t you go take a walk, Saul?

& Saul: Some people are immune to good advice.

& Saul: In case something goes wrong— guy doesn’t show, whatever— you give me a call.
    Jesse: Seriously? Hello Kitty?
    Saul: “Seriously?” It’s free.

& Saul: Good-bye, Jesse Pinkman. Hello, Mr. Credit to Society.

& Saul: Want a suggestion? How about Florida? You get a tan, meet the Swedish bikini team, you know, swim with the dolphins.
    Jesse: What about... Alaska?

& Jesse: Alaska. Alaska’s good.
    Saul: Anywhere you can get a fresh start is gonna be good.

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Buried

Breaking Bad 5×10

& Hank: Tell me everything you can... Just, uh, start from the beginning when you first became aware of Walt’s activities, and just— just try to be as detailed as you can.
    Skyler: Uh, what— Right— right here? Right now?
    Hank: Sure. Why not? While it’s still fresh, you know? And just, uh, just, uh, remember to, uh, just state your name and the date before you start.

& Skyler: Hank, I— I... I think maybe... Maybe I need a lawyer.
    Hank: What? No, no, no, no, you don’t.
    Skyler: I— I think maybe I do.

& Skyler: Am I under arrest?
    Hank: No, no, no.
    Skyler: Am I under arrest?
    Hank: No. Sky— Shh.
    Skyler: Hank, are you arresting me?
    Hank: Sky—
    Skyler: Am I under arrest?!

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& Huell: I gotta do it, man.

& Saul: Why do you still have a battery in that thing? Take it out. They might be trying to triangulate your movements. And I’m not being paranoid.

& Saul: I’m not saying it’s not bad. It’s bad. But it could be worse.
    Walter: Really? How much worse could it be, exactly, in your estimation?

& Saul: Of course there’s always, um...
    Walter: Always what?
    Saul: Well, have you given any thought to, um, sending him on a trip to Belize?
    Walter: Belize?!
    Saul: Yeah. Belize. You know, where, uh, where Mike went to. Off on a trip to, uh, Belize.

& Walter: Hank is family! You understand that?
    Saul: It’s an option that has worked very well for you in the recent past...
    Walter: Jesus. What is wrong with you?
    Saul: My mistake. Family. Off limits. Of course. I’m just throwing thoughts out there. This is a safe room, right?

& Walter: 34, 59, 20. 106, 36, 52.

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Blood Money

Breaking Bad 5×9

& Walter: What’s up?
    Skyler: Just wondering who washes a rental car.

& Badger: Dude, you are tripping.
    Skinny Pete: I’m not dead. I’m on the starship Enterprise, macking on Yeoman Rand, while the Andorian with the Disrupter’s back on Talos Four or whatever. What do you think all those sparkles and shit are? The transporters are breaking you apart, man. Down to your molecules and bones. They’re making a copy. That dude who comes out on the other side, he’s not you. He’s a Color Xerox.
    Badger: So you’re telling me every time Kirk went into the transport, he was killing himself? So over the whole series, there was, like, 147 Kirks?
    Skinny Pete: At least. Dude, yo, why do you think McCoy never likes to beam nowhere? ’Cause he’s a doctor, bitch. Look it up. It’s science.

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& Walter: Hank—
    Hank: It was you. All along, it was you!

& Hank: I don’t know who you are. I don’t even know who I’m talking to.
    Walter: If that’s true, if you don’t know who I am... then maybe your best course... would be to tread lightly.

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Σ Wow. It was... delivering.

Gliding Over All

Breaking Bad 5×8

& Jesse: So what’s the story? You get to Mike?
    Walter: Mm-hmm.
    Jesse: He get out safe?
    Walter: He’s gone.

& Jesse: What about those nine guys in jail? They got no reason not to talk now. So what do we do?
    Walter: „We”? Who’s „we”? There is no „we,” Jesse. I’m the only vote left, and I’ll handle it.

& Lydia: With Fring, my end was gonna be 30 percent, which I believe is more than fair.
    Walter: Okay.
    Lydia: Trust me, if you do this...
    Walter: Lydia, learn to take yes for an answer.

& Uncle Jack: You know, I gotta be straight with you, man. Taking out all these guys is doable. But hitting them in three separate jails all within two minutes? Whacking Bin Laden wasn’t this complicated.

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& Uncle Jack: It can be done, just not the way you want it.
    Walter: It can be done exactly how I want it. The only question is, are you the man to do it? Figure it out. That’s what I’m paying you for.
Ω H-O-R-R-O-R

& Hank: Tagging trees is a lot better than chasing monsters.
Ω Exactly, monsters.

& Marie: Maybe at this point, the best way to help repair the family would be to repair the family, you know?

& Skyler: Walt... This is it. This is what you’ve been working for.

& Walter: How much is this?
    Skyler: I have no earthly idea. I truly don’t. I just stack it up, keep it dry, spray it for silverfish. There is more money here than we could spend in ten lifetimes.

& Skyler: Please tell me... How much is enough? How big does this pile have to be?

& Walter: I’m out... I’m out.

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Σ Never lived well, there’s even no reason to start.

Great & perfect the last season's semi-finale.

Say My Name

Breaking Bad 5×7

& Walter: I know all about your operation. My partners here tell me that you produce a meth that’s 70% pure, if you’re lucky. What I produce is 99.1% pure.
    Declan: So?
    Walter: So... it’s grade school T-Ball versus the New York Yankees. Yours is, uh, just some tepid, off-brand, generic cola. What I’m making is classic Coke.

& Walter: Do you really wanna live in a world without Coca Cola?

& Walter: We have 40 pounds of product ready to ship, ready to go. Are you ready?
    Declan: Who the hell are ya?
    Walter: You know. You all know exactly who I am. Say my name.
    Declan: Do what? I don’t... I don’t have a damn clue who the hell you are.
    Walter: Yeah, you do. I’m the cook. I’m the man who killed Gus Fring.
    Declan: Bullshit. Cartel got Fring... Are you sure? .......
    Walter: That’s right. Now... Say. My. Name.
    Declan: Heisenberg.
    Walter: You’re goddamn right.

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& Jesse: Hey. I appreciate the kind words, but I’m out too, remember?
    Walter: I know. We’ll talk.

& Jesse: Hey, Mrs. White... Vamonos.
    Skyler: I wish...

& Walter: I just... I just realized that Lydia has the names. I can get them from her. I’m sorry, Mike. This... this whole thing could’ve been avoided...
    Mike: Shut the fuck up. Let me die in peace.

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Buyout

Breaking Bad 5×6

& Walter: Todd, why don’t you step outside for a few minutes so we can talk this through?

& Skyler: Marie, there are things you just don’t know. That if you knew, you’d never speak to me again.
    Marie: Try me.

& Mike: It’s a big country, Walter. Whole lot of meth-heads.
    Walter: Pennies on the dollar, Jesse. And that’s what you’re gonna sell out for?
    Jesse: Pennies? Why? Five million isn’t pennies. It’s more money than I’ve ever seen. And when it comes down to it, are we in the meth business? Or the money business?

& Jesse: Look, when you, uh, when you started this thing, did you ever dream of having $5 million? I know for a fact that you didn’t. I know for a fact all you needed was was 737,000, ’cause you worked it all out, like, mathematically. Look, if selling the methylamine now means that no one else ever gets killed, then I vote for that, man. Hands down. And we could have it tomorrow. We would be out.

& Walter: ...But for personal reasons, I decided to leave the company. And I sold my share to my two partners. I took a buyout for $5,000. Now, at the time, that was a lot of money for me. Care to guess what that company is worth now?
    Jesse: Millions?..
    Walter: Billions, with a “B.” 2.16 billion as of last Friday. I look it up every week. And I sold my share, my potential, for $5,000. I sold my kids’ birthright for a few months’ rent.

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& Walter: Jesse, you asked me if I was in the meth business or the money business. Neither... I’m in the empire business.

& Walter: Why don’t you stay for dinner?
    Jesse: No, Mr. White. I’m gonna go.
    Walter: Stay. Come on. It’ll be fun. It’s okay with us, isn’t it, Skyler?
Ω Oh, yeah. It’ll be fun.

& Jesse: Good... good work on your shopping then. Because these are choice. I, uh, I eat a lot of frozen stuff. It’s usually pretty bad. I mean, the pictures are always so awesome, you know? It’s like, “hell yeah, I’m stoked for this lasagna.” And then you nuke it, and the cheese gets all scabby on top, and it’s like... it’s like you’re eating a scab. I mean, seriously, what’s that about? It’s like, yo, whatever happened to truth in advertising? You know? .... Yeah, it’s bad.

& Walter: She made me kick my own kids out of the house. She told me that she was counting the days until my cancer came back. My wife is waiting for me to die... This business is all I have left now. It’s all I have... And you want to take it away from me.

& Jesse: Mr. White’s got an idea!
    Mike: I am gonna count to three.
    Jesse: Mike, I’m serious!
    Mike: One. Two.
    Jesse: It’s a great idea! Look, you get your five million, we both do, and he gets his methylamine, all right? Just hear him out.
    Mike: .... Is that true, Walter?
    Walter: .... Everybody wins.
Ω Wow. Wow. Wow.

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Σ Aaron Paul's brilliant. Genius. Family dinner's marvelous.

Dead Freight

Breaking Bad 5×5

& Lydia: This... this was not me! I swear to God I didn’t do it!
    Jesse: I don’t know, man. It sounds like she’s telling the truth to me.
    Mike: She has a gun to her head, kid. Everyone sounds like Meryl Streep with a gun to their head.
    Walter: I’m sorry, Jesse. You’re the one who wanted to put it up to a vote. It’s two against one.

& Lydia: You wanna talk methylamine? Then tell your partner to stop threatening me, and let’s talk.
    Walter: Talk about what? You heard. You can’t even get us a single barrel.
    Lydia: Who said anything about barrels? I’m talking about an ocean of the stuff.

& Lydia: ... That’s where you do it.
    Walter: That’s where we do what, exactly?
    Lydia: Get your methylamine.
    Jesse: Like, rob it? Like Jesse James?

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& Jesse: Wait. Two guys. Can’t we just tie them up or something?
    Mike: And then what? Even if we wear a mask, we’re leaving two witnesses behind. Bottom line, I have done this long enough to know that there are two kinds of heists: Those where the guys get away with it and those that leave witnesses.

& Jesse: What if we can rip off that train, and no one ever knows it got robbed?
    Walter: ....... Maybe... Just maybe. It’ll come from that direction...

& Skyler: I won’t change my mind about you. Ever.
    Walter: Well, I don’t accept that. You’re my wife.
    Skyler: I’m not your wife, I’m your hostage. But since you insist on keeping me imprisoned, I’ll make you a deal. I will launder your money, I’ll keep your secrets, but the kids will stay at Hank and Marie’s, where they have a chance of being safe.
    Walter: Think you’ve seen too many movies.

& Skyler: Out burying bodies?
    Walter: Robbing a train.

& Jesse: No! No!

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Σ Another one WOW.

Fifty-One

Breaking Bad 5×4

& Benny: Hardest part was the paint. Fern green... Interesting tint.

& Walter Jr.: Dad?.. Fifty bucks? Are you crazy?

& Lydia: Not okay, Mike. Not okay. The... The look he just gave me was the very antithesis of “okay,” okay?
    Mike: Breathe, Lydia.

& Walter: ... And maybe... if I may be so bold... chocolate cake with chocolate icing?.. Life is good, Skyler.

& Hank: Skyler?! No way.

---

& Skyler: That’s it. That’s the only good option. Hold on, bide my time, and wait.
    Walter: Wait for what? What are you waiting for?
    Skyler: ...For the cancer to come back.

& Jesse: Mr. White, weigh in here, would you? What do you think? Mr. White?
    Walter: The methylamine keeps flowing, no matter what. We are not ramping down. We’re just getting started. Nothing stops this train. Nothing.

& Walter: See that watch? It’s a birthday present. The person who gave me this present wanted me dead too. Not that long ago, he pointed a gun right between my eyes, right here, and he threatened to kill me... He changed his mind about me, Skyler, and so will you.

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Hazard Pay

Breaking Bad 5×3

& Saul: Mike’s okay? He said he was gonna break my legs. And don’t tell me he didn’t mean it, okay? ’Cause he gave me the dead mackerel eyes. He meant it.
    Walter: Saul, Mike threatened me. He threatened Jesse. He probably threatened someone before breakfast this morning. It’s what he does. Come on. Grow a pair.
    Saul: Let it be noted that I do this under duress!
    Walter: Duly noted.

& Mike: Now that we’re all together, here are the ground rules... Division of labor... I handle the business. Making the stuff... that’s your end. I don’t tell you how to mix your chemicals and whatnot, and you do not tell me how to take care of business. Is that absolutely clear?
    Walter: Sure.
    Mike: All right. Let’s take the tour.
    Saul: Hey, you’re okay with that?
    Walter: Yes. He handles the business, and I handle him.
Ω That’s it! Walter handles them all.

& Walter: It’s challenging but doable.

& Mike: So, do we take a vote?
    Walter: Why?

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& Mike: From time to time, you’re gonna see these two. Now, as far as you’re concerned, they are ghosts. You don’t see them. You don’t hear them. You don’t say “good morning.” You don’t speak unless you’re spoken to. On the other hand, if they tell you to jump, you don’t ask what for, you jump. Now, you need a name for them? You call them “yes, sir” and “no, sir.”

& Walter: Secrets create barriers between people. I’m speaking from experience, believe me. All that you’ve done, it’s a part of you, and... I mean, if you choose to spend the rest of your life with this person, then you’ll have to decide how much you’ll share with her.

& Marie: It’s time to tell me the truth, Walt. All of it. I mean it.

& Walter: 137,000... That’s less than with Fring.
    Mike: Listen, Walter. Just because you shot Jesse James... don’t make you Jesse James.

& Walter: I’ve been thinking about Victor...
    Jesse: Yeah?
    Walter: Yeah. All this time I was sure that Gus did what he did to send me a message. Maybe there’s another reason...
    Jesse: Like what?
    Walter: Victor trying to cook that batch on his own?.. Taking liberties that weren’t his to take?.. Maybe he flew too close to the sun, got his throat cut...

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Madrigal

Breaking Bad 5×2

& Walter: What the hell is that?
    Jesse: My Roomba.

& Walter: I... I want you to think about that as we go forward.
    Jesse: Go forward where?!

& Mike: ou... are trouble. I’m sorry the kid here doesn’t see it, but I sure ash hell do. You are a time bomb... tick, tick, ticking, and I have no intention of being around for the boom.

& Mike: don’t know what kind of movies you’ve been watching, but here in the real world, we don’t kill 11 people as some kind of prophylactic measure.

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& Walter: Before anyone says it, no more RV’s.
    Jesse: I don’t know. The crystal ship did pretty good for us.
    Walter: The “crystal ship”?
    Jesse: Yeah. That’s what I called it.

& Walter: Jesse, there is methylamine out there. I know it.
    Jesse: Yeah, but what if there’s not? Because there isn’t. I mean, really.
    Walter: There is. Have faith.

& Walter: You know, it gets easier. I promise you that it does. What you’re feeling right now... About, uh, Ted... Everything... It’ll pass. When we do... what we do for good reasons... then we’ve got nothing to worry about. And there’s no better reason... than family.

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Σ He thought of everything.

Live Free or Die

Breaking Bad 5×1

& Walter: Are you gonna... You gonna show some kind of... I don’t know... Some kind of mild relief that I’m alive?
    Skyler: I am relieved, Walt. And scared.
    Walter: Scared? Scared of what?
    Skyler: You.

& Mike: .....
    Jesse: What?!
    Mike: Keys, scumbag. It’s the universal symbol for keys.

& Mike: We’re boned. Well... You know how they say “it’s been a pleasure”?.. It hasn’t.

& Walter: So what do you think?
    Old Joe: Expensive. Leaving aside engineering, rigging some kind of alternate power source, my primary sticking point is I actually need the thing, as you gentlemen can see, it’s paying the bills.
    Walter: But I mean it’s feasible, doable?
    Old Joe: Hey, we’re living in a time of, uh, string theories and God particles. Feasible, doable? Yeah, sure, why not? Expensive.

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& Saul: Uh, the police... They may call. Let me... let me back up a little. Can I s... can I sit down? I’m going to sit down.
    Skyler: Okay, w-w-why are the police going to call?
    Saul: May call you. Distant, outside possibility. But on the off chance I want you thinking one thought... Hogan’s Heroes. Sergeant Schultz. Do you remember Sergeant Schultz? “I know nothing. I see nothing.” Do you remember how he... I want you like that.

& Old Joe: All right, watches off necklaces, earrings, rings, bracelets...
    Walter: Gold. These are non-ferrous.
    Old Joe: Better hope. What about that stuff you young guys wear on the end or your pricks? Speak now or forever sing soprano. What’s up with that, by the way? Why would anybody wanna put a metal ring through the end of the prick?..
    Jesse: What are you looking at me for?!

& Jesse: Magnets! Oh!
    Walter: How many batteries is this?
    Old Joe: That there’s 21, wired in series, so 21 times 12, 252 volts.
    Walter: Can you add 21 more, wired in parallel? Up the amperage?

& Mike: Well, you got all the answers, so you tell me, answer man, did all that even work just now?
    Walter: Yes. It worked.
    Mike: I’m supposed to take that on faith? Yeah? Why? How do we know?
    Walter: Because I say so.

& Saul: You know... Take that thing and get the hell out of here. You and me, we’re done. ... Come on. Hey. Hey. H...
    Walter: We’re done when I say we’re done.

& Walter: I forgive you.

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