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Rick and Morty 6x2 Roy : You guys keep thinking I'm a religious leader. This isn't a religion. This is actual truth. I'm a sci...

Rick and Morty 5x10 Morty : Y-You're, like, looking, like, into crows...still. Rick : Oh, uh, two crows, you remember Morty. Morty, tw...

Rick and Morty 5x9 Rick : Wait a minute. Is that Mountain Dew in my quantum transport solution? Rick : Two crows. You're fired! Mort...

Rick and Morty 5x8 Beth : There's wafer cookies in the cupboard. And I left emergency numbers on the fridge. Rick : Yeah yeah. W-wait,...

Rick and Morty 5x7 Rick : Truth is, Summer, Boob World's been at the center of a few protests every day for 30 years, so they've re...

Rick and Morty 5x6 Rick : The only thing of value on it is the secret treasure map. The rest is just instructions for running a country. An...

Rick and Morty 5x5 Summer : Mom, let Morty have one friend over for God's sake. This isn't China. Beth : I am giving you two trus...

Rick and Morty 5x4 Morty : We've been here for hours. I-I don't want to hang out at the stupid horse hospital. Beth : This stupid ...

Rick and Morty 5x3 Diesel Weasel : My acid rain will destroy all things green and natural or my name isn't Diesel Weasel. Morty : Are...

Rick and Morty 5x2 Beth : You two are hungry. Rick : It's a big day. Morty : We're gonna kill God. Jerry : Come again? Rick : C...

Rick and Morty 5x1 Rick : There are suicide capsules in all of your teeth. Do what you want with that. Beth : Actually, your father and I...

Rick and Morty 4x10 Rick : Garage, family therapy mode. Rick : You never wrote. Beth's clone : And never exploded? Rick : What I...

Rick and Morty 4x9 Jerry : Yes, yes, drugs and video games. Poor babies. What you need is to level up with a bong rip of nature. Trust me, ...

Rick and Morty 4x8 Rick : So. We should be in and out. Simple exchange, not even really an adventure. And if anything goes wrong... which i...

Rick and Morty 4x7 Rick : You don't get to tell me what to look at. I've seen your pornhub account. Also, who makes a pornhub accou...

Rick and Morty 4x6 Morty : How did you not recognize me? Didn't you create the disguises? Rick : When I create shit, it works, Morty. ...

Rick and Morty 4x5 Rick : Morty, be sure to pee before we go. This adventure is gonna be a long haul, and I don't feel like emptying th...

Rick and Morty 4x4 Rick : You know who's into dragons, Morty? Nerds that refuse to admit they're Christian. Rick : Okay, dragon, ...

Rick and Morty 4x3 Morty : Goddammit, an alien spider just bit my finger! Rick : It's an alien cliff. You can just say spider. Rick ...