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27 июл. 2016 г.

Of Course He's Dead: Part 1 & 2

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Two and a Half Men 12×15 & Walden: Do you ever experience shame?     Alan: Uh, shame is a rich man’s emotion. I can barely afford emba...

Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

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Two and a Half Men 12×14 & Alan: Oh, this is so uncomfortable.     Walden: What?     Alan: Well, I’m about to have breakfast with my ...
25 июл. 2016 г.

Boompa Loved His Hookers

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Two and a Half Men 12×13 & Alan: Sex is so much better with someone you know well.     Walden: Yeah. Mm-hmm.     Alan: That’s why so ...
21 июл. 2016 г.

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

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Two and a Half Men 12×12 & Ms. McMartin: ...But before the adoption is final, I want you to tell Louis you two aren’t gay.     Walden:...
16 июл. 2016 г.

For Whom the Booty Calls

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Two and a Half Men 12×11 & Walden: No, I meant the fact that you are cheating on your husband to sleep with your social worker. &...
12 июл. 2016 г.

Here I Come, Pants!

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Two and a Half Men 12×10 & Alan: Okay, I don’t know what was going on up there with Laurel, but... Rich, handsome and a master of the b...
8 июл. 2016 г.

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

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Two and a Half Men 12×9 & Walden: You know, it’s not the things that you do, so much as  the way that you say them... No, no. It-It’s a...
29 апр. 2016 г.

Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

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Two and a Half Men 12×8 & Walden: ...Got it?     Evelyn: So you want me to be Santa. Toys, bite, crunch, sip, wink, jiggle, leave... T...
24 апр. 2016 г.

Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

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Two and a Half Men 12×7 & Walden: I’m exhausted. I’m also sticky and dirty and sweaty and slimy. I’m like the seven dwarfs of disgustin...
18 апр. 2016 г.

Alan Shot a Little Girl

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Two and a Half Men 12×6 & Walden: You’re not Al-Al Cool Dad, you’re just Weird Al.     Alan: Okay, first of all, that’s a compliment t...
14 апр. 2016 г.

Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

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Two and a Half Men 12×5 & Alan: Well, six is a great age. Potty-trained but not ashamed of you yet. & Alan: Yeah, all those great...
5 апр. 2016 г.

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

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Two and a Half Men 12×4 & Walden: This here kitchen is a death trap. Whole mess of things up in here that can kill someone. We got kniv...
1 апр. 2016 г.

Glamping in a Yurt

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Two and a Half Men 12×3 & Alan: Um, what’s your mother’s maiden name?     Walden: This might be easier if I just give you my online pa...
28 мар. 2016 г.

A Chic Bar in Ibiza

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Two and a Half Men 12×2 & Alan: I mean, we’re gonna pretend to be a couple?     Walden: We wouldn’t pretend. We’re actually going to b...
23 мар. 2016 г.

The Ol' Mexican Spinach

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Two and a Half Men 12×1 & Walden: What decays in Vegas stays in Vegas. & Alan: God, you know what I love about Halloween? You can...
16 мар. 2016 г.

Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

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Two and a Half Men 11×22 & Walden: No! He’s not gonna learn his lesson if you forgive him! The only way he’s gonna learn is through pai...
4 мар. 2016 г.

Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

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Two and a Half Men 11×21 & Gretchen: How do you afford the rent, Alan?.. What’s so funny?     Alan: Well, I don’t pay rent, per Se. Or...
27 февр. 2016 г.

Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

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Two and a Half Men 11×20 & Dr. Freeman: If things were always good with people, I wouldn’t have that condo in Palm Springs. & Dr....
22 февр. 2016 г.

Lan mao shi zai wuding shang

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Two and a Half Men 11×19 & Jenny: Just do what my dad did. Don’t buy the cow, if you can get a lactating stripper to give you the milk ...
17 февр. 2016 г.

West Side Story

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Two and a Half Men 11×18 & Barry: Kate was the great love of his life, who he met by pretending to be poor. By the time he told her the...