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Jackson : So... I acted a bit like an idiot yesterday. Cal : Mm-hmm. I think your cishet brain maybe exploded a bit. You didn't have to...

Eric Effoing : What kind of kiss? A peck-on-the-cheek kiss or a kiss-kiss? Otis Milburn : Um, it was a kiss-kiss. Aimee Gibbs : It's ...

Adam Groff : Um, I can't read that word. Hope Haddon : It says that you are unhygienic. Police Officer : Sorry, how are you both conn...

Cal : Jackson. Jackson : What? Cal : Have you ever noticed how we're on a trip, but we're on a trip? Jackson : Fuck, that's s...

Otis Milburn : Ruby, please can we talk? Ruby Matthews : Not now, Otis! I've got to go and protect myself from your penis! Jakob Nyma...

Aimee Gibbs : Do you know most women's vulvas don't look like they do on PornHub? I thought mine was a bit ugly because it's not...

Otis Milburn : Mum, can you please not therapize my friend? Eric Effoing : Hey, why's these lines on the floors? Otis Milburn : Think...

Eric Effoing : Oatcake, what's on your face? Otis Milburn : It's a mustache. I've been growing it all summer, but somebody has ...

Otis : Withholding of information is not technically a lie. And implementing an avoidance strategy will only suppress your negative emotions...

Otis : We had sex without a condom?! Eric : But you are not a virgin anymore! What?That's exciting, right? Otis : It's not. Sex h...

Eric : Don't cook a roast chicken. Cooking a roast chicken is not chill. Otis : Hey, guys. Um... weird question. What do you know abou...

Jean : Behold, the clitoris... Maureen : I was wondering... if your bike has been sitting in the garden for six years, it's probably g...

Jean : You won't know unless you ask. Florence : I thought it was a play about love but apparently, it's all about sex. And now, t...

Eric : I can't believe you finally get a girlfriend and she's basically your sister. LOLs. LOLs. Maeve : I hate birthdays. Otis :...

Eric : Why is Angel Man staring at me like he's plotting my death? Otis : I don't know. Eric : French people are intense. Jean :...

Otis : It's not normal. Last night I looked at some cheese, and I got an erection. Eric : What type of cheese? Otis : Brie. But I swea...

Sex Education 1×8 Jean : Otis, let's talk about this in a calm and rational way— Otis : Not calm! Not rational! Mr. Hendricks : Look...

Otis : Don't you want to live happily ever after? Maeve : Please. Do I look like I have a Cinderella complex? Are you going? Otis : It...

Otis : Mummy... Why was Daddy naked with that lady? Jean : Do you know what sex is, Otis?... Sex is when a man puts his penis inside a wom...

Olivia : I don't know, but it looks like they've got Chewbacca vag. Ruby : Yeah, if my labia looked like that, I'd, uh, kill my...